Wanna know how to shave even more time off? Don't drink a fucking amp after or before running. Especially when it's so hot. Are you and idiot?

At 6/6/09 11:09 AM, Ericho wrote: Guess I was smart to get that free tote bag from my Books A Million application.

You reminded me that I have to go to work soon. Damn....

I would lecture you on firearm safety before bashing your head in with the but of a rifle and leaving you on the floor in a pool of your own blood for suggesting a trip where we kill seemingly harmless life forms for little more than entertainment.

However, if you're going to use the meat, more power to you. Let's get crackin.

I have waist length hair. It's pretty fucking long, but that's how my ex liked it. Now I just keep it because I fear change, and I get a lot of compliments from the ladies.

At 5/25/09 02:29 AM, Thunderghost wrote:

At 5/25/09 02:27 AM, Deadchick wrote: Tonic Trouble?

There you go that's it.

yOU ARE THE WINNAR.!

Hey dick lick. I guessed it right first.

Tonic Trouble?

You're a cow. You don't need office chairs.

At 5/24/09 02:50 AM, Noodleboy111 wrote: Technically yes, as far as I can remember the law only prohibits sale of tobacco to minors, not use.

Depends on the state, but normally possession by minors is against the law as well.

Nirvana.

To soon?

Seriously. That's the only band I want more music from. Others are replaceable.

Asshole, because I'm uncreative

I suck.. But here ya go.

Caffeine is the most addictive substance on Earth.

At 5/13/09 01:59 PM, Death-Affiliate wrote:

At 5/13/09 01:56 PM, warshark wrote:

Hours of wallpaper hunting. I give you your new

Thanks! I can see myself spending hours just looking for the perfect background.

Hours looking for new backgrounds? Click on random. This is your new Crack

Also, my comp is retarded, sorry for the butchered post, and the double post.

At 5/13/09 01:56 PM, warshark wrote:

At 5/13/09 01:52 PM, Gagsy wrote: These are really the only two places you need my friend.

DeviantART - You can pick what type of style you want to help your search

Not all 4chan is bad.

Happy hunting.

Hours of wallpaper hunting. I give you your new

Thanks! I can see myself spending hours just looking for the perfect background.

Hours looking for new backgrounds? Click on random. This is your new Crack

Any chance of getting another high res of the finished project?

Wow.... I actually laughed pretty hard at that. Thanks!

At 5/4/09 01:03 AM, Elios wrote: Horrifying.

Fuck you, Elios. FUCK YOU!

At 5/4/09 12:55 AM, NeverHundred wrote:

At 5/4/09 12:54 AM, o0-0o wrote: Joe Dirt turned out okay.

Joe Dirt was a fictional character from a movie portrayed by David Spade. Despite popular belief movies aren't real life.

Documentaries aren't real life? HOORAY!

Seriously though, mullets make babies cry. Unless it's a baby with a mullet. Mullet baby is stylin'.

If it makes you feel any better, I think you're a retard too.

At 5/3/09 01:31 PM, EgoistXIV wrote:

At 5/3/09 01:29 PM, Death-Affiliate wrote: I got into classical again because of V for Vendetta. Tchaikovsky's 1812 overture specifically.

Full Metal Jacket really demonstrates Wagner's brilliance.

I wasn't aware of Wagner's presence in Full Metal Jacket. Quite.

I got into classical again because of V for Vendetta. Tchaikovsky's 1812 overture specifically.

Usually Facebook. I'm such a popular guy.

So... Alone...

I Bruce Banner. Me hate puny Pico. Me smash.

Bruce Lee. Because he's awesome.

I played for about 30 mins, and I have 835....

At 4/30/09 02:02 PM, Gooch wrote:
What I don't get is how the fuck nobody can get a full facial shot of the guy or some sort of DNA evidence.

Because it's a hoax. Bummer too... That would be awesome.

Bit of advice? You can usually talk anyone into giving you a discount if you're not a dick about it. Not like eggs, but on more expensive electronics.

Sex in any water is quite dangerous for the woman, because the water can be pushed up into the uterus, which can cause a major infection. Spermicide is affected by water, but that may be the least of your problems. I believe Latex would hold up under water, but I may be wrong. If you use a different make of condoms, because of a latex allergy, I would not suggest water sex. Anal sex in the shower, however, feels awesome. If you can talk your girl into that, that would be the best option. Especially since the shower is a relaxing place, and she would more accepting of ur cawk in her azz.

Judging from your previous posts, you're being an idiot. Stop doing this.

You've lived another year! CONGRATS!