At 7/8/08 12:27 AM, Narutoes wrote: Also i think you might want to know i'm a BIG naruto fan so I'll be modding the forums that have the most narutro discusion.

You're not modding until you prove yourselfI would also suggest not being a big Naruto geek on here. Us anime fans have to work hard to be accepted.

1. This type of thread is not allowed.

2. It doesn't matter what other sites you've modded you must prove to us that you're ready for Newrounds.

3. LOL cockz!!!

At 7/8/08 12:16 AM, KIRBYLINK wrote: This topic has been made so mant times before.

Is that Light Yagami I see?

I have yet to meet a single emo on Newgrounds.

You're already there.

I have the perfect idea!!!!!

But we'll need icing, kangaroo foot, and the head of Jamie Foxx.

At 7/7/08 11:22 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote:

At 7/7/08 11:21 PM, dearion wrote: So what's the little guys account name?

http://slipperymoosecakes.newgrounds.com /

Why did you show me that? I already have a girlfriend ok.

So what's the little guys account name?

At 7/7/08 11:17 PM, TuddFudders wrote:

At 7/7/08 11:14 PM, animehater wrote:

At 7/7/08 11:09 PM, TuddFudders wrote: Idk I just heard someone say special bullet while the Public relation dude try to get into the hospital. They never really explained that and how the inmate got out.

Did you go to the bathroom during the scenes when Hancock got shot or when he was talking to the wife on the hospital bed or something?

Can you please just givet the explanation. I already told you IDK if it was a special bullet or they lost powers or both.

When they get close to eachother they lose their powers., The special bullet thing was just a question by the paparatzi

Then I would be shoving my own fist up my ass. Basically because I'm black and I wear spiked bracelets.

I love hot topic.

I actually liked the twist in the middle I thought it was imaginative and surprising.

Why would you want to increase stat whoring?

I like Tony Stark. He represents playas throughout the world.

Hi let me introduce you to the video game forum.

I don't believe this shit. I made the exact same topic with a fuller review and it only gets barely over 100 views and then this guy come in and--- you know what fuck y'all.

I'll just post the damn review in here.

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A young man in the 1920s is out on a date with a lovely lady going to see the Frankenstien movie when they encounter a mugger. The young man gets shot in the head trying to protect the young lady and ends up being run to the hospital. When the man reaches counciousness he can't remember a thing. Who he is, where he's from, nor anyone he's ever known. He signs out from the hospital and is told by a nurse to sign his John Handcock thinking this to be his name he is from here on known as Hancock.

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There are heroes... there are superheroes... and then there's Hancock (Will Smith). With great power comes great responsibility - everyone knows that - everyone, that is, but Hancock. Edgy, conflicted, sarcastic, and misunderstood, Hancock's well-intentioned heroics might get the job done and save countless lives, but always seem to leave jaw-dropping damage in their wake. The public has finally had enough - as grateful as they are to have their local hero, the good citizens of Los Angeles are wondering what they ever did to deserve this guy. Hancock isn't the kind of man who cares what other people think - until the day that he saves the life of PR executive Ray Embrey (Jason Bateman), and the sardonic superhero begins to realize that he may have a vulnerable side after all. Facing that will be Hancock's greatest challenge yet - and a task that may prove impossible as Ray's wife, Mary (Charlize Theron), insists that he's a lost cause. --© Sony Pictures

CGI: This movie features great special effects from the beginning to end all battles look fantastic and even Superman quakes in fear of the high quality graphics.

Music: The worst aspect of the movie no question. Even when the movie begins we're greeted with a chase sequences backed by a track that sounds like it came straight from the Dukes of Hazard. At one point they even play the Sanford&Son theme. I'm sorry but this is just unacceptable. Whoever did the music for this movie should be hung.

Writing: What can I say when it comes to the writng for this movie I must say, not too bad. It is a very funny movie with rarely seen dialouge. This movie was well thought up and comes with a special surprising twist in the middle. The only problem I have with this movie is the mystery to it where we know so little about Hancock. However this isn't a Cloverfield mysterious it's more like a the writers were really lazy and did'nt think up an explanation of his powers. A little more of a backstory would have been nice but unfortunately there isn't.

Acting: Do I even need to tell you how good the acting was? Will Smith nailed perfectly the role of a drunk, hack, loser guy. Wich isn't that hard for Will Smith ;). Though at times he stretches it by staring at people for a long time.Either way he's come a far way from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.Charlize Thompson also does a great job of playing the suspicious wife. Same can be said for Jason Bateman(not playing the wife of course). He is a great actor who has shown his talent and ability. The only one who didn't do a good job was the villian himself, Eddie Marson. Eddie plays a bank robber in this movie who happens to be the main villian here. However he also fails to make his character seem to be any more than a petty crook. Aside from a few lines at the end of the movie he didn't sell the act.

Pros: Stunning CGI effects, Hilarious and well written,

Cons: Horrible music choice, Not enought backstory, Horrible performance from Eddie Marson.

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weed baby weed.

but you're 17.

At 7/7/08 04:04 AM, Grammar-Nazi wrote:

At 7/7/08 04:03 AM, dearion wrote: Wait! Why is it black on the table but when you zoom it, it becomes red?

'Cause it's next to the window.

Don't you start lecturing me on the laws of lighting.

At 7/7/08 04:03 AM, Onepiece285 wrote:

At 7/7/08 04:01 AM, Kuro wrote: As far as I can tell, Ash is still supposed to be ten years old.

Cartoon characters don't need to age.

Misty, May, and Dawn are all supposed to be 10 as well.

apparently whores don't need to either

No misty was 13 when she met ash.

Wait! Why is it black on the table but when you zoom it, it becomes red?

Just right click it and go to properties.

Don't let that table push you around and tell you what to do. What are you, its bitch?

At 7/7/08 03:49 AM, beeryayghost wrote:

At 7/7/08 03:45 AM, dearion wrote:

At 7/7/08 03:45 AM, benjadaninja wrote: I actually heard it was shit.

From who?

Everyone.

No not everyone listen to these guys as well read the coments below them.

Ash would be like 16 by now and when he met brock he was 18 or so therefore brock would be like 22 or older. Not to mention dawn is only 10. So you have a group consisting of a 10 year old a 16 year-old and a 20sumthin year old traveling the world together. Something is wrong with that picture.

At 7/7/08 03:45 AM, benjadaninja wrote: I actually heard it was shit.

From who?

::WARNING MAJOR SPIOILERS!!! I CAN NOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW MANY SPOILERS::
:: THERE ARE DO NOT READ IF YOU DONT WANT ME TO RUIN THE MOVIE FOR YOU ::

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A young man in the 1920s is out on a date with a lovely lady going to see the Frankenstien movie when they encounter a mugger. The young man gets shot in the head trying to protect the young lady and ends up being run to the hospital. When the man reaches counciousness he can't remember a thing. Who he is, where he's from, nor anyone he's ever known. He signs out from the hospital and is told by a nurse to sign his John Handcock thinking this to be his name he is from here on known as Hancock.

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There are heroes... there are superheroes... and then there's Hancock (Will Smith). With great power comes great responsibility - everyone knows that - everyone, that is, but Hancock. Edgy, conflicted, sarcastic, and misunderstood, Hancock's well-intentioned heroics might get the job done and save countless lives, but always seem to leave jaw-dropping damage in their wake. The public has finally had enough - as grateful as they are to have their local hero, the good citizens of Los Angeles are wondering what they ever did to deserve this guy. Hancock isn't the kind of man who cares what other people think - until the day that he saves the life of PR executive Ray Embrey (Jason Bateman), and the sardonic superhero begins to realize that he may have a vulnerable side after all. Facing that will be Hancock's greatest challenge yet - and a task that may prove impossible as Ray's wife, Mary (Charlize Theron), insists that he's a lost cause. --© Sony Pictures

CGI: This movie features great special effects from the beginning to end all battles look fantastic and even Superman quakes in fear of the high quality graphics.

Music: The worst aspect of the movie no question. Even when the movie begins we're greeted with a chase sequences backed by a track that sounds like it came straight from the Dukes of Hazard. At one point they even play the Sanford&Son theme. I'm sorry but this is just unacceptable. Whoever did the music for this movie should be hung.

Writing: What can I say when it comes to the writng for this movie I must say, not too bad. It is a very funny movie with rarely seen dialouge. This movie was well thought up and comes with a special surprising twist in the middle. The only problem I have with this movie is the mystery to it where we know so little about Hancock. However this isn't a Cloverfield mysterious it's more like a the writers were really lazy and did'nt think up an explanation of his powers. A little more of a backstory would have been nice but unfortunately there isn't.

Acting: Do I even need to tell you how good the acting was? Will Smith nailed perfectly the role of a drunk, hack, loser guy. Wich isn't that hard for Will Smith ;). Though at times he stretches it by staring at people for a long time.Either way he's come a far way from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.Charlize Thompson also does a great job of playing the suspicious wife. Same can be said for Jason Bateman(not playing the wife of course). He is a great actor who has shown his talent and ability. The only one who didn't do a good job was the villian himself, Eddie Marson. Eddie plays a bank robber in this movie who happens to be the main villian here. However he also fails to make his character seem to be any more than a petty crook. Aside from a few lines at the end of the movie he didn't sell the act.

Pros: Stunning CGI effects, Hilarious and well written,

Cons: Horrible music choice, Not enought backstory, Horrible performance from Eddie Marson.

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At 7/4/08 09:56 AM, Alukhard wrote: Woll Smoth doy? Whot good os thot for?

I don't get it.

I would like it if it was in a bigger room tih no ropes or anything and like he tried to run away from you or dodge your bullets. It would be fun because then you'd be facing an actual opponent instead of a ragdoll.

At 7/4/08 10:33 AM, Piemix wrote: I know, every fucking time you don't rate it a 10 it gets a bad rating.

thank you.

We all know who Korkz is and we love him so, no.