Ever thought of kool-aid mix?

In my 17 years I've sat on my ass and watched anime.

At 7/9/08 08:03 AM, Sawdust wrote:

At 7/9/08 08:01 AM, dearion wrote: Stewie: We're playing house...
Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.

Game over, try again?

Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom.
Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said.

Lawyer: Peter, Sarah has decided to press sexual harrasssment charges against you.
Peter: Sarah...Is that the one we video taped taking a dump?

Chris: What do you do at a Young Republicans meeting?
Alyssa: We help those who already have the means to help themselves. Also, we perpetuate the idea that Jesus chose America to destroy non-believers and brown people.
Chris: I don't know why, but I feel safer already.

(Lois walks in on Stewie torturing a bully)
Stewie: We're playing house...
Lois: But that kid is all tied up!
Stewie: Roman Polanski's house.

Okay Newgrounds...How many horror movies can you name where the black guy survives in the end? Off the top of my head I can only think of one, "House on Haunted Hill" with Taye Diggs.

Awesome halloween.

At 7/9/08 07:36 AM, Sawdust wrote: And then you snorted it and posted about it, and then there was 3 pages of cock jokes.

Cock Joke!!!

Nah but seriously it looks like someone mixed kool-aid mix with cocaine.

At 7/9/08 07:24 AM, Pick-Axe wrote:

"I should've left it there and given it a good home."

I had no idea that a girl would respond so kindly to surprise titty slumber.

I witch I could go in a girls bra without getting arested.

At 7/4/08 10:34 AM, Sun-Wukong wrote: Indeed.

That last one is mine yay.

At 7/9/08 06:56 AM, killerjeff wrote:

At 7/9/08 06:54 AM, dearion wrote:

At 7/9/08 06:53 AM, killerjeff wrote:

At 7/9/08 06:51 AM, dearion wrote:

At 7/9/08 06:50 AM, killerjeff wrote:

Nah I only have sex while listening to the song Push it to the Limit.

Are you saying that I'm so dull that when we have gay intercourse, you think of Corbin Bleu?

Wrong push it to the limit. By the way I forgot to tell you. You have a nice set of tits

At 7/9/08 06:53 AM, killerjeff wrote:

At 7/9/08 06:51 AM, dearion wrote:

At 7/9/08 06:50 AM, killerjeff wrote: I usually just fall asleep to rock music.

Me to last night I fell asleep to the lulling sounds of Dethklok.

Yeah, I was there. Remember that we had sex to it?

Nah I only have sex while listening to the song Push it to the Limit.

At 7/9/08 06:50 AM, killerjeff wrote: I usually just fall asleep to rock music.

Me to last night I fell asleep to the lulling sounds of Dethklok.

Give that bat his pimp hat and cane.

know a lot of people find themselves able to sleep to sounds of the rain forest or lullabyes but me I find I best sleep to Justin Timberlake or Linkin Park or the sound of my friend beating his girlfriend.

So Spill what music makes you fall to sleep?

So when it's called dark temptation it's like chocolate because people are tempted to eat chocolate and they love chocolate therefore girls like him. Did I get it right?

At 7/9/08 04:50 AM, killerjeff wrote:

What I correct:
Ok, I was driving to work(I have a side job besides College, when I'm free for a while)when I see this dude like my age(eighteen)sitting in the middle of the road, drinking a beer and reading a Ultimate Spiderman comic. Damn he's stupid!

You forgot your apostrophe.

I went back in time and killed Hitlers mom before she was prgnant with him..

I'd love the ability to close this thread.

Those aren't reviews.

At 7/8/08 03:27 AM, MOID wrote: some fucked up shit.

Dude you have fucking issues.

At 7/8/08 03:26 AM, McJesus wrote:

a party with strippers alcohol and ballons.

Hey guys, mind if I care?

Sure dude. Have a stripper that I drew in 10 seconds.

Yes I recently donated $200 to the getmyselfawii foundation. It was the right thing to do.

Bud light is my favorite beer to have with my friends.

At 7/8/08 03:09 AM, El-Mistro wrote:

At 7/8/08 03:04 AM, dearion wrote:

At 7/8/08 02:58 AM, Paladinman wrote: Wow...

I care.

Lets have a orgy of care

Indeed we shall. Let's have a party with strippers alcohol and ballons.

At 7/8/08 02:58 AM, Paladinman wrote: Wow...

I care.

Dude high five!!!

At 7/8/08 12:30 AM, Narutoes wrote:

3. LOL cockz!!!

thats gross, if I could figur out how 2 become mod right now, you'd be baned out of ur mind.

If you banned eveyone on Newgrounds who said that then the bbs would be empty.

At 7/8/08 12:27 AM, Narutoes wrote: Also i think you might want to know i'm a BIG naruto fan so I'll be modding the forums that have the most narutro discusion.

You're not modding until you prove yourselfI would also suggest not being a big Naruto geek on here. Us anime fans have to work hard to be accepted.

1. This type of thread is not allowed.

2. It doesn't matter what other sites you've modded you must prove to us that you're ready for Newrounds.

3. LOL cockz!!!

At 7/8/08 12:16 AM, KIRBYLINK wrote: This topic has been made so mant times before.

Is that Light Yagami I see?