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Author Search Results: 'dearion'

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Topic: I'm going to battle a priest...

Posted: 07/30/09 06:13 PM

Forum: General

What shouldn't you ask. I mean really with all the ridiculousness of religion I think you and him are gonna be talking for a really long time.


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Topic: If you had to get your ashes spread

Posted: 01/11/09 08:06 PM

Forum: General

I wouldn't want to be cremated but if I were I would have them dump 'em on Katie Morgans breast.


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Topic: I have an internet problem. Help?

Posted: 01/11/09 08:03 PM

Forum: General

Same thing happened to me. It should be only temporary. Try going on Youtube again.


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Topic: How much sleep do you get?

Posted: 01/11/09 08:01 PM

Forum: General

2:00 am-6:00 am

4 hours


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Topic: Cybersex?

Posted: 01/11/09 07:59 PM

Forum: General

Hmmmmmmm, maybe I sould look into this problem.


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Topic: If Tom Fulp was black...

Posted: 01/10/09 11:29 PM

Forum: General

At 1/10/09 11:26 PM, Fyndir wrote:
At 1/10/09 11:22 PM, dearion wrote: just remember, we're fucking your girlfriends.
Wow, so you fight stereotypes by reminding us of the one we forgot?

Good work man, you just made a complete ass of yourself.

But it's a stereotype we can smile about.


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Topic: If Tom Fulp was black...

Posted: 01/10/09 11:27 PM

Forum: General

At 1/10/09 11:25 PM, MiniPetar wrote:
At 1/10/09 11:22 PM, dearion wrote: (angry negros rant)
we're fucking your girlfriends
What if we're gay. I FIND IT RACIST THAT YOU THINK ALL WHITES HAVE GIRLFRIENDS!

You forget prison. Remeber to keep a tight grip on the soap and your butt cheeks closed.


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Topic: If Tom Fulp was black...

Posted: 01/10/09 11:22 PM

Forum: General

(Gets ready for angry black rant)

Ok here we go.

What fuck do you mean, "what would be different?" Are you trying to say just because we're black that means we would take this site and make it all ghetto? You fucking racist shit. Nothing would change it would all be the same. To all the rest of you who think you're being funny by saying, "there would be watermelon and fried chicken", FUCK YOU! Not all black people eat watermelon and fr-(well ok we do love fried chicken), but still you want to come and here and try to say that were nothing but a bunch of lazy hoods, you better watch yourself. And the next time your sniffing your own shit just remember, we're fucking your girlfriends.

End angry black rant.


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Topic: Gay teacher...what should i do?

Posted: 01/10/09 11:06 PM

Forum: General

You do know that most schools have cameras in the classrooms right?

In anycase you should report it to your principal, counseler, or the school district. (School district will have more authority in the matter but it might take a while for your complaint to get to them.


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Topic: I feel so alive!

Posted: 01/10/09 11:01 PM

Forum: General

Yes. One time I ate a 6 foot subway sandwich all by myself in one sitting. It's the only time my father ever said he was proud of me.


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Topic: the awsome series

Posted: 01/01/09 06:45 PM

Forum: General

Tis a shame what waste some poeple will make of thier first post.


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Topic: I'm trying to sell a Gaming Chair..

Posted: 01/01/09 06:42 PM

Forum: General

Shit I'm perfectly fine with playing video games on the ground.


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Topic: Anyone want to play...

Posted: 01/01/09 06:26 PM

Forum: General

At 1/1/09 06:07 PM, SoundsOfGlory wrote: This sounds like a lot of fun.

UhOh i can already see it now-2009:The Age Of Blockles.

Well it was nice knowing you guys.


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Topic: Lightning Internet

Posted: 12/23/08 01:38 PM

Forum: General

Question, why are even awake at 2am-8am?


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Topic: c'mon its the holidays

Posted: 12/23/08 01:24 PM

Forum: General

Just hang mistletoe everywhere.


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Topic: So I think I have pica.

Posted: 10/23/08 10:17 PM

Forum: General

It could be your not eating enough. I sometimes aet papers and staples when I'm hungry and have nothing to eat(yeah I eat staples). I would suggest seeing your school counselor about it.


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Topic: I found my baby pictures...

Posted: 10/19/08 08:18 PM

Forum: General

A simple morphing program and even Halle Berry can be made into a horrible abominaion.


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Topic: how to Get my gf to go to hwntd hse

Posted: 10/12/08 05:43 PM

Forum: General

At 10/12/08 05:39 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: You leave her alone, or better yet, hang out with her instead of your hardcore dick friends. Don't make her go if she doesn't want to, faggot. You weren't going to get laid anyway.

You're right. Except I don't have any hardcore dick friends.


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Topic: Why do people hate wire hangers?

Posted: 10/12/08 05:32 PM

Forum: General

At 10/12/08 05:23 PM, Panzer-Wolf wrote: Have you ever poked your eye with a wire hanger? It hurts.

Why would you poke yourself in the eye with a wire hanger?


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Topic: how to Get my gf to go to hwntd hse

Posted: 10/12/08 05:28 PM

Forum: General

All right so there's this haunted house that is open and I'm going this saturday with my friends. However I'm trying to get my girlfriend to come with me but she's to scared. How do I convince her to go?


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Topic: People who actually deserve rape.

Posted: 10/12/08 05:15 PM

Forum: General

At 10/12/08 05:09 PM, MasterUnderstood wrote:
At 10/12/08 05:07 PM, dearion wrote:
At 10/12/08 04:59 PM, mwmike wrote:
At 10/12/08 04:54 PM, dearion wrote: Nobody, rape is no joke.
Apart from on newgrounds.
NO! Rape is not a joke PERIOD!!!!
Rape is a funny joke.

NO! What makes rape so funny? People are being tied and gagged constantly, against thier will while old sweaty dudes are sticking thier penises in them. It is very traumatizing, speak to some one who has been raped. There is nothing funny about rape.


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Topic: Why do people hate wire hangers?

Posted: 10/12/08 05:11 PM

Forum: General

Why does everybody hate wire hangers? I love wire hangers. Plastic hangers break easily, but wire hangers never break. Seriously, I can put 5 pairs of pants on one wire hanger and all it does is bend. Think of all the money that can be saved by using wire hangers. So why do people hate wire hangers?


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Topic: People who actually deserve rape.

Posted: 10/12/08 05:07 PM

Forum: General

At 10/12/08 04:59 PM, mwmike wrote:
At 10/12/08 04:54 PM, dearion wrote: Nobody, rape is no joke.
Apart from on newgrounds.

NO! Rape is not a joke PERIOD!!!!


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Topic: People who actually deserve rape.

Posted: 10/12/08 04:54 PM

Forum: General

Nobody, rape is no joke.


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Topic: and the sports gods did say...

Posted: 09/21/08 04:56 PM

Forum: General

THE PATRIOTS DONT CHEAT!!!


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Topic: Favorite book?

Posted: 09/21/08 04:48 PM

Forum: General

The Farmers hat.


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Topic: College beer drinking students

Posted: 09/21/08 04:45 PM

Forum: General

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuud LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!


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Topic: Funny/Good Halloween songs?

Posted: 09/21/08 04:41 PM

Forum: General

Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. I f you don't I don't care you can sniff my underwear.

A classic.


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Topic: I've Just Found My Mums Vibrator...

Posted: 09/21/08 04:39 PM

Forum: General

Dip it in gasoline and then put it back.


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Topic: My brother is a heavy sleeper

Posted: 08/13/08 10:21 PM

Forum: General

Cum on his face.


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