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Author Search Results: 'Deadpan-McSnarky'

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Thinking

Topic: Hey pretty lady...

Posted: 07/01/09 12:23 PM

Forum: General

Alright, I don't mean to brag or anything, but just in case, if you ever want to ditch that boyfriend of yours and hook up with me, I just wanna let you know: Two inches. That's right, two whole inches.

Now my friend here, I'll admit, he's only got about half an inch. But the thing is, it's like, ten inches in diameter. Have you ever done it with a pizza before? It's kinda like that.


2.

None

Topic: Things that make you happy

Posted: 02/14/09 10:36 PM

Forum: General

At 2/14/09 10:33 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:
At 2/14/09 10:31 PM, Deadpan-McSnarky wrote: Bans for bad topic starters. Lots and lots of bans...
Why not, instead of adding to the suck of the thread, you attempt to steer it in the right course by contributing to the topic at hand? Maybe then it can be saved.

Because then I won't get that addictive feeling of superiority of insulting someone who I feel like I'm better than...


3.

None

Topic: Things that make you happy

Posted: 02/14/09 10:31 PM

Forum: General

Bans for bad topic starters. Lots and lots of bans...


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None

Topic: overnight preference change

Posted: 12/23/08 11:35 PM

Forum: General

I'm so sorry. Wanna go back to my place and talk about it?


5.

None

Topic: Religion? Whats it good for?

Posted: 12/23/08 11:25 PM

Forum: General

Few things:
Christianity and Islam aren't at war.

In Buddhism, it's not that there is no God, it's that they are willing to believe in any God, since Buddhism is a philosophy, not a religion

More good things have been done as a result of religion than bad, but people won't acknowledge that because they'd rather have something to hate.


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None

Topic: Only assholes buy Abercrombie&Fitch

Posted: 12/23/08 10:58 PM

Forum: General

I just like the scenery is all...


7.

None

Topic: 5 dollar footloooooooong

Posted: 12/23/08 10:48 PM

Forum: General

I am greeeeeeeen today, I chirp with joy like a cricket song
I am orange today, loud and messy like fingerpaint

Every time I hear this commercial, I get the urge to put my foot through the TV.

8.

None

Topic: What makes bad music bad?

Posted: 12/23/08 09:45 PM

Forum: General

It's like this: Newgrounders are social rejects. The thing is, they are also extremely naive. This means that when newgrounds members are shunned by society, they are stupid enough to convince themselves that it's society's fault, therefore, anything that is popular within society is instantly hated by newgrounders.


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None

Topic: How to find Christmas Gifts.

Posted: 12/23/08 09:43 PM

Forum: General

At 12/23/08 09:09 PM, Deathsupon1 wrote: YOUR AN IDIOT.

Oh, sweet lady irony...


10.

None

Topic: Mr. Grinch

Posted: 12/23/08 08:05 PM

Forum: General

You guys sound awful. I feel sorry for your instructor...


11.

None

Topic: can anyone find me...

Posted: 12/23/08 08:00 PM

Forum: General

Find the cutscene on youtube and use the Print Screen key.


12.

None

Topic: People need to take a joke. D:

Posted: 12/23/08 07:34 PM

Forum: General

Prank calls stopped being funny after age 10


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None

Topic: Awesome Dwarf names!

Posted: 12/23/08 07:32 PM

Forum: General

Mick Hammer.


14.

None

Topic: I've decided to go Buddhist!

Posted: 12/23/08 07:31 PM

Forum: General

Buddhism isn't a religion, it's a philosophy.


15.

None

Topic: Guys, I Need Help Right Now

Posted: 12/23/08 07:30 PM

Forum: General

It's neither.


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None

Topic: Athiest are just lazy.

Posted: 12/23/08 06:17 PM

Forum: General

At 12/23/08 06:06 PM, Tomsan wrote:
At 12/23/08 05:54 PM, Deadpan-McSnarky wrote: If atheists weren't just being atheists for the convenience, then why do most of them celebrate hippocritsmas?
why do christians celebrate "hippochristmas" ? You know Christmas being a pagan celebration and all celebrating the turning point of winter where days become longer again

Wrong. Pagans celebrated the holiday of Yule. Christmas is the celebration of the Christian savior. It is known that Jesus was born sometime in the summer (likely June). However, since no one knew the day for sure, priests in the Vatican got together to make the decision to celebrate Christmas parallel to the Pagan holiday of Yule.


17.

None

Topic: Now I'm pissed off!

Posted: 12/23/08 06:09 PM

Forum: General

I think you were an idiot to go out in public and tell racist jokes.


18.

None

Topic: Slapchop-vince Returns!(shamwow)

Posted: 12/23/08 05:58 PM

Forum: General

Do you think that the Germans made this too? I head that the Germans are always making good stuff...


19.

None

Topic: Fun things to do in the winter!

Posted: 12/23/08 05:55 PM

Forum: General

Skiing down the bunny hill pretending to have talent.


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None

Topic: Athiest are just lazy.

Posted: 12/23/08 05:54 PM

Forum: General

If atheists weren't just being atheists for the convenience, then why do most of them celebrate hippocritsmas?


21.

None

Topic: An intellectual reform on society

Posted: 12/03/08 09:32 PM

Forum: General

I like how you consider this to be an intelligent idea, when all you're saying is that you want smart people to get together to come up with ideas to improve society.


22.

None

Topic: I am so Fucked

Posted: 12/02/08 09:48 PM

Forum: General

If I were you, I would pretend to enjoy the beating, chances are, he would be wierded out, and immediately cease punishment.


23.

None

Topic: alcohol mixers

Posted: 12/02/08 09:35 PM

Forum: General

Underage drinking at its finest...


24.

None

Topic: Superheroines!

Posted: 12/02/08 07:15 PM

Forum: General

Squirrel Girl. She the power of... uh... squirrels


25.

None

Topic: Should be just be killed?

Posted: 12/02/08 05:04 PM

Forum: General

Why not just deport him to some other country? Let china deal with the murderous psychopath.


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None

Topic: Blame All Your Problems On Mcfoofa!

Posted: 11/28/08 04:11 PM

Forum: General

Mcfoofa is the reason why I can't get a job.


27.

None

Topic: Penalties for drunk driving

Posted: 11/28/08 03:49 PM

Forum: General

I remember seeing a poster at driving school years back that described the different penalties for getting caught driving while intoxicated, I remember seeing one country in particular that had an entertaining penalty: In addition to fines/jail time, the person's name would be printed in the local newspaper with the headline: "They drove drunk" What I want to know is, which country is that? I think I remember it being Australia, but I really have no idea.


28.

None

Topic: I'm a good camera man.

Posted: 11/28/08 11:26 AM

Forum: General

Uh... Why exactly do you think you're a good camera man?


29.

None

Topic: Aperently I'm Older

Posted: 11/28/08 11:14 AM

Forum: General

Too bad no one cared enough to make you a birthday thread.


30.

None

Topic: I want to die...

Posted: 11/27/08 11:42 PM

Forum: General

Try making some real life friends.


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