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At 5/4/09 03:15 AM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: I'm guessing you're using 99% more trig than you need to?

I guess 46%

If we guess right do we get candy?

At 5/3/09 04:28 PM, Saza wrote: The sun goes to sleep at night :)

That right there is the most accurate and revolutionary scientific statement of this century.

Hey Toast, I like your new sig.

At 5/3/09 11:11 AM, SiMpSoN-bRuVaS wrote: thanks thats a good idea, cheers but i think the file will corrupt the fla is 200 mb or so

Woah, big size...
What are you making to get it so big?

So in other words this code is copied, it's not yours and you don't know what it does.

Facepalm

Lol. I'm not being helpful today.

Ooooh my gosh guys, like you so won't believe this problem I have man...
it's wack dude.
Ima like totally t3h nwb at Flash and ActionScript...
I mean a whats all dis problemz for ma code...
If you cant solve it thn likee totaleez give me t3h codez to replace my 10000 linez of codes.

import *.*.*
var polo:intNumber = new OneOfThemThingz(3,4,5,-Infinity);
polo.graphics.lineTo(Infinity,-Infinity);
polo.x = 5;
polo.y = 89.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333;
polo.z = "Lolz";
//Oh my gosh guyz 3d dont be workin in me flash.
polo.time = 3pm;
//Oh my gosh guyz 4d int workin.
var pointlessVar:Thing = new Thing(stuff);
for(var i:String = "LolLolOLoL"; i== "?"; i="Nuffin"){
          polo.addChild(polo);
          //Doesnt work, whyze not.
          MoviEClipz(root).x=-999;
}
bob();
function bob(){
          trace("I is crapz0rz at all t3h ascshun scriptz, give meez codez");
          bob();
          //Why it say functionz overloadez.
}

Pleazez help me guyz.
</irony>

At 5/3/09 04:21 AM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: It's pointless to think or debate about really, how about we discuss something practical?

So, gardening aye, how's everyone's garden looking now we've hit spring.

The house crew, aye.
This one has gotta be my favourite.

House

_root._rotation +=5

Oh, that was hard to figure out.
You must only be an expert not to know something like that.

Sorry for the double post, but I was just wondering if everyone could recommend my Pico Day submission into the collection. becasue shamefully after 3 days it doesn't seem to have made it.

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  Pico's Problem` by Deadclever23

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Timetravel
Even if you time travelled somewhere but did nothing everything would still change because for example the Butterfly Effect.

Every little counts. As stated by the chaos theory.

For terminal velocity just go...

yvel*=0.9

...and then you'll have a terminal velocity.

At 5/2/09 03:34 PM, mayoarm11 wrote: that picture proves that he made it.

so stfu, and let him do the animation.

That picture looks like a screenshot with an image crappily pasted on.

At 5/2/09 02:44 PM, GustTheASGuy wrote: Deadclever: that site is mostly shit.

Fair enough...
...I'm crap at physics so I'm not really one for knowing how reliable it is.

Gravity works like so...

gravity = 2 //Not the real gravity constant but you get the idea.
yvel+=gravity
this.y-=yvel

Note: Not real code only pseudo.

At 5/2/09 12:57 PM, Neo-13 wrote: function gravity(particle, grav)
{
if (lamina.hitTest(particle))
{
velocity = 0;
particle._y += 0;

This is a pointless line of code. Why add nothing?

} else
{
if (velocity < terminalVelocity)
{
velocity++;
}

Yeah, this right here makes no sense.

}
particle._y += velocity*grav;
}

velocity*grav?
Why?
Why not just make xvel and yvel and add gravity to yvel?

PS: You seriously need to stop acting like you're above everyone else, because you're not.

Lol, not this conversation again.

Big bang theory collapse

I've only just found out about this.
I'm behind a little but I thought it was quite interesting.

I hate Cat Face it's just not funny.

24 is my number of preference for animating.
It's not amazingly smooth but i have a short attention span so it fits.
As for games 30.
It runs well and is still smooth.

My ng goals are to get a good forum reputation for the right reasons, get a reputation for making good games and to possible be able to use that built up rep for getting employed in the flash industry somewhere. I doubt it'll happen though.

Animate one.

At 4/22/09 04:58 AM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: http://www.closuregame.com/ClosureCpp.sw f *

* not a game

This game is going to kill Bob, my poor old single core 1.8ghz processor.

At 4/22/09 03:27 AM, ChaosCrunchy wrote: Well more detail MAY improve it. But sometimes you don't want the art to distract you too much from the joke. Im saying simple is good too.

I think you could improve your style greatly by using shading AND lighting on the focus of the joke and the rest can just be shaded like you normally do.

Im not saying you don't need to improve. But there's a difference between just making a picture look good and making it look good with a focal point in mind....am i being too cryptic? I dunno....i don't get much sleep e_e;

No you're not too cryptic. You're just pretty much saying that I need to emphasise the main object with better art, I'll work on it cheers.

At 4/22/09 03:28 AM, J-qb wrote: I don't think your sense of humour is totally fucked up (hard to say, with only one single-panel comic though), but what your comic seems to lack is punchline effect... It is hard to really build up a joke in a comic, but I feel that is what it misses.
good luck

Fair enough I'll try and go for more punchlines.

Thanks everyone so far.
So pretty much I think this is what everyone's said.
- Make art less basic. More detail I'm guessing. Also, no stick-figures.
- Jokes aren't brilliant need improving. Need to develop my sense of humour.
- Comics are art.
Fair enough, made a mental note of all of these.

At 4/21/09 07:05 PM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote: check thisout, its the mechanics of comics... it might help you. good luck

I'll check this out tonight.
Thanks guys.

I'm not a very good artist but I want to improve, so i was wondering I anyone can give me some pointers. I mean comics aren't really art but some help would be much appreciated.

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/190409/3 2360_Cartoon_Chick_2.png
Here's one of them. It's very basic but that's how I like drawing. Oh, and just ignore the stickmen.

Oh and the attached piece isn't a carton in itself it's a cartoonish style drawing of a wolf thing.

Just wondering is the other one in because if so can I work on some more stuff.

2nd draft.
Smoothed out stick men.
2nd Draft.

NG level: 9
Location: Wales
Age/Gender: 15
Comments: Meh, quick cartoon with some graphics I'd already drawn in the past.

At 4/16/09 04:19 AM, Chalupa3266 wrote: If you spent time to read the descriptions you would understand why.

It would've probably got you more experience if you'd drawn from the start.

Your point? People can't like and dislike different things?

Actually, I think the word you are looking for is can.

"For you", you should look into that.

For most, he shouldn't look into that you should. As the author part of your job is to make sure the thing actually works for everyone.

Obviously, once again you can have difference of opinions, if you don't like the main aspect, I doubt you would like the minor aspects.

You've got to listen to this if you really want to improve.

Who's fault was that?

Yours because you obviously have no sense of humour.

Once again, you provided no real criticism that would help me become better at Flash.

Actually, he did.
Basically improve your humour and concept.

All I see is a very ignorant person who went into the movie with a present mindset and is wondering why he is disappointed.

Stop being an asshole and think about how to improve your movie.

I was surprised by how many great positive and well written responses I got that were both positive and negative but at least listed why.

He just did you n00b.

Thank you for wasting my time, I have to remember that I am on newgrounds after all, I almost forgot.

You just insulted newgrounds, you went too far, look mate your face shoved so far up your own ass you can't see far enough to see the pile of steaming crap in front of you face called your flash.
So shut up and listen, pull your face out of your ass and get off newgrounds.

Feel free to post true criticism, at least it will add to another view on my flash since you stated earlier you did not watch it all. And its pretty silly for someone to review something before its over.

It's silly to make that pile of steaming crap.
You are welcome to listen to true criticism someday but until then get off newgrounds.

Woot.
My firstest eva flash.LolOlOlolol.

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  My first flash ci874vicu5 by Deadclever23

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