The biggest shit your mom took was you.

At 4/10/08 03:33 PM, risbolla wrote: Who can afford the better lawyer?

Actually, when Johnnie Cochran heard about this story his heart grew three times it's size, and he offered to help the boy for free.

south park joke

It's jewgantic.

You should bring a gun to school.

We always trip each other when warming up in our gym class cuz we're hardcore kids like that.

This asshat kid Adam got tripped Monday while running backwards and sprained his wrist haha.

But I stayed home so I missed it :'(

Woah, that's the guy from the 7 11 down the road!

Wait, I even have a picture of him!

At 4/9/08 08:03 PM, sokrky wrote: so my school is in a race war i am serious. It was Hilarius her is how it went down a pair of white kids were fighting and one said the n word (I'm not getting band for a word) and now the black kids are fighting the wights and we had a mob yesterday, fire today and police force today i love the great days of school. LOLZ.

Read one. Please.

You guys are assholes, MTV is for the cool hip-hop young teens like me.

I like parental control when the asshole boyfriend makes comments to the dad. and the have the most faked argument, like, ever ever.

Send your Xbox360 back to school so it can learn to read.

At 4/7/08 02:18 PM, killa-noyz wrote: does it have to be a camel?

Yeah, can it be a sexy Japanese girl being raped by a tentacle monster instead?

At 4/7/08 11:08 AM, Shmossy wrote: Fuckin' hell, this guy is either joking or underage for NG.
YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED ALL ABOUT SEX IN SEX ED.
The end!
Goodbye.
Leave Newgrounds.

He's thirteen, I'm sixteen and I'm just having sex ed. Plus, they didn't even talk about sex, just STDs.

And condoms.

At 4/7/08 01:27 PM, JNeuray wrote: I think it'd be better to have a serious talk about it with her, rather than ranting on the internet.

Truth.

GARRITY.

It's pretty common among Irish people.

At 4/3/08 04:27 PM, Jezuz wrote: 1 bump is enough you silly queers.

I'm sorry. I was the one who replied and said I'd do it though.

:'(

Guys are still playing. Bumpness.

Those kids are gonna grow to be fucking HARDCORE.

Slippers have never been comfortable to me... oh well.

Literally.

I didn't go to school yesterday so I only heard about this today.

This junior named Andrew(we call him Z-man) is mentally challenged. He had gym fourth period but passed out at the beginning of it. The teachers and stuff are obviously scared and call 911. The ambulances came.. and as they take him into the ambulance,

APRIL FOOLS.

Yeah, he was kidding. Somehow no one could tell this retarded kid was FAKING being unconscious. And he waits until he's in the ambulance to 'wake up'. He just walks back into school and continues the day normally. The medics apparently had a talk with the principle and the kids parents, but I'm not sure if anyone is going to be fined anything.

Put a bag on her face... then rape her.

WTF? That's the RC UFO I built a few years ago.

WHO THE FUCK STOLE IT?

Don't click this unless you want avirus

I read the whole entire thing. It was gay.

At 9/30/07 04:17 PM, TwilightFox wrote: Sonic the Hedgehog 2 for the Sega Genesis.

This.

Grab it's- oh wait, a girl?

RAPE.

I heard it only works if you record it and post it on NG.

At 3/30/08 07:17 PM, FeindishDemon wrote: According to your account, you only get 5.65 votes.

Owned.

Put that clear food wrapping stuff on the toilet seat, so when someone goes... oh, shit.

Oh, and my Amer Lit teacher has been off cigarettes for like a month now, so I'm gonna buy a bunch of candy cigarettes and just put them around the room.

or tie her up and force her to smoke them, then rape her, and kill her.

At 3/30/08 07:12 PM, Dr-Roxo wrote: Thank you..Do you have something to contribute to the topic, or are you just here to critique my word choice?

Critiquing word choice is fun! It makes you sound less dumber!

At 3/30/08 06:33 PM, Neiliomedeilio wrote:

At 3/30/08 06:24 PM, MercatorMap wrote: Annnnnd THEIR BACK UP!

Annnnnnnnnnd NO THEIR NOT!

Annnnnnnnnd no THEY'RE still not.

but goatse is now up YAY

Buy a bigger and better one then challenge him to a race.