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I dislike smoking, but good christ I love cigars... My uncle smuggled home ten packets of cubas best on his last trip.... Just thinking about the smell gives me a hard on.

At 3/3/08 07:43 PM, Tsuchinoko wrote: Well as some of you know, I got into Brooklyn Technical High School in Brooklyn, New York. I went to the open house a few weeks ago and the school was filled with Chinese people. I only saw a few 'normal' girls there.

Now what the fuck am I supposed to do? If my dad sees me with a Chinese girl he'll humiliate me that I can't get a good girlfriend. So much about the High School years are the best of your life.

Stop being a fool and give every girl an equal chance. Your dad isn't going out with the girl, you are.

And besides who says you have to go out with a girl from your school? I've learned from past fuck ups that school relationships tend to end badly, as well as the entire school knowing all the details of your private life.

Get new parents.

Ouch.

Seriously, just.... ouch.

At 2/27/08 01:50 PM, JaY11 wrote: This is Jerry.

Excellent flash. This is a good one too. Classic

At 2/24/08 08:14 PM, Chavic wrote: Want to go swimming, show off your sexy body, and stay true to the teachings of Allah?
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Fear no longer with the Burqini!!!
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(Yes this is real)

Oh Shi-ite Thats hot!

At 2/24/08 01:49 PM, Trick wrote:

Rant.

How did you get from Trix the bunny to breakfast related domestic abuse? I tip my hat to you sir.

At 2/23/08 06:44 PM, Godom wrote:

At 2/23/08 06:40 PM, EL-7 wrote:

If it werent for the gym my dad would be addicted to 360 (hes not that great he only focuses on his arms he still has a belly no abs)

Damnit, just as I was about to ask if he's free to model underwear this thursday....

At 2/23/08 06:40 PM, EL-7 wrote: Well, kinda. He has this game called "Blazing Angels," where you fly a WWII plane and shoot people down. He says he plays "once in a blue moon," and when he does, he plays for HOURS. In fact, he's playing right now.

Are any of your parents addicted to your favorite game system?

My dads addicted to alcohol and cheap hookers. Get over it.

At 2/23/08 06:32 PM, icefreeze57 wrote: everytime i start a thread after a couple of mins it disappears and i get an error about it not existing??? why?

Black holes.

At 2/23/08 05:57 PM, Hoeloe wrote:

At 2/23/08 05:53 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote:

At 2/23/08 05:41 PM, de-cider wrote:

At 2/23/08 05:40 PM, sehnsucht1 wrote: is love.

And another black hole. Actually, what would happen in that case?

The singularities would probably just merge. Or orbit one another in a binary formation.

They either orbit each other or collide. Something happens when they collide but I can't remember what.

Apparently This.

At 2/23/08 05:53 PM, Ronald-McDonald-LoL wrote:

At 2/23/08 05:41 PM, de-cider wrote:

At 2/23/08 05:40 PM, sehnsucht1 wrote: is love.

And another black hole. Actually, what would happen in that case?

The singularities would probably just merge. Or orbit one another in a binary formation.

Singuarities cant merge. There singular.

I don't think anyone could know really...

At 2/23/08 05:46 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote:

I managed to get all 150 in Blue. It was so fulfilling.

Are you kidding?! It was not fulfilling! I spent months trading and searching (Damn you chancey!!) And when I finally caught the last one I went to talk to oak and what...? fireworks? parade? no. The same fucking credits from the pokemon league.

I swear oak did it on purpose too. "hey kid, wanna ruin the next year of your life? It will be worth your while!"

Yeah? Well it wasn't oak! You sadistic bastard!!

Breath....

At 2/23/08 04:30 PM, Another-Ryan wrote: Alot of whiney crap.

Does no one else see the irony that he IS an underage whiney kid? Your fuelng the people that whine about whiney underage kids.

At 2/23/08 05:43 PM, Dew wrote:

At 2/23/08 05:40 PM, towelie101 wrote: What is love?

BABY DON'T HURT ME. DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE.

*stab*.

At 2/23/08 05:40 PM, sehnsucht1 wrote: is love.

And another black hole. Actually, what would happen in that case?

Fuckin' Red! I still swear theres a way to get into bills garden....

At 2/23/08 03:02 AM, Harpo-1 wrote: My new girlfriend is a virgin, and has also never performed oral sex. Well, she has now. 3 times.

And all the times I couldn't finish. The first time it was because her teeth kept hitting it (Not cool.)

They always do that first time! like the they think havin a good chew is gonna make you cum.

I think the problem is psychological, Your just shit scared she's gonna rip it off.

Word.

At 2/23/08 05:30 AM, megabad wrote: im not ashamed to admit it. viva pinata is a great game! its actualy very complex and still has the colour to keep you coming back again! its just a game that is to far under-rated and you still enjoy to play after you finish! you cant get that from Assinins creed, after the story its boring and the same with Gears of War.viva pinata is a lietime game.

I have to admit, I agree. Viva Pinata is one of the most addictive games for the 360. I got the game in one of the xbox bundle deals and once I had subdued my halo cravings I decided to try see how fast i could complete the kiddies game.

- That was in january. The game is just huge with great replay value and sim qualities. You can just keep playin it and never get bored.

By no means the best game on the 360 but definitely a playable game with alot of depth(Alot more then the linear, monotonous assasins creed).

At 2/22/08 06:37 PM, Darknessium wrote: I dont know whats wrong with me but I thinK im going insane, all I can think about is killing people, and there was this guy on the bus just a few minuetes ago and I seriously considered killing him, i need help im going insane

Oh, you cookie cat!

At 2/22/08 08:59 PM, Jaredcatz wrote: Age/Gender: 21, Female

WHAT THE HECK...

Yeah see having a penis would be a good start...

At 2/22/08 06:32 PM, Dog-meat wrote: People he's obviously playing towards stupid people buying it so he can make some good money...

.......Is no one else ridiculously tempted to make a bid of 7 cents?

At 2/22/08 08:32 PM, WeaselsAndHeroin wrote: I can't seem to find a word that would be a synonym of this. What's another word for knowing you're better than something?

I can't really think of a word so please, help!

Its called a Thesaurus.

At 2/22/08 08:42 PM, weirDfunK wrote: So theres this girl who i like who is the most ridiculously gorgeous person ive ever met.
Problem is i have yet to hook up with her(if ever?) and when i whack it and i see her in my mind i feel bad. Anyone else had this problemo? what should i do

not masterbaiting is out of the question

Thinking about your attractive cousin, who always seems to want to sleep in your room, is reason to feel bad.

Unless she doesn't wake up...

If all else fails you can take your testicles out and skip rope with them.

True story.

At 2/22/08 08:06 PM, StationToStation wrote:

Do you mean you can't insert the penis into the vagina? If so, it's called foreplay. That should be all you need to know.

I do plenty of it. She is wet and I still can't do it.

Finger the ovaries out of her and try again.

At 2/22/08 08:31 PM, Epica wrote: Who else is in the same boat as me? :(

Hahaha Thats funny.

At 2/21/08 05:23 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Drink a lot to kill your erection. I find it 'harder' to get a boner when I'm smashed.

But remember to go to the bathroom before you go to sleep. Turns out that alcohol numbs pain, sexual urges and bladder control.

Found that out the hard way...

Has anyone seen this show on paramount comedy one?

What is the point? if you want to watch porn, go on your computer or buy a magazine. Did the producers get together and realise that they had pretty terrible soft porn that no one would ever pay to see, so they paid some bad voice actors to attempt a funny voice over and pawn it off as a comedy show?

Its not funny, its not sexy and its not entertanment no matter how you look at it.

At 2/22/08 07:59 PM, StationToStation wrote: I can't. I try, I keep trying and every time I can't enter. Where do I go to get help on that kind of thing?

First you gotta find yourself a nice female. Yes i know, there rare and illusive. You can do it though, i beieve in you.

Run forest!