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At 3/19/08 10:20 AM, DingoTheDog wrote:

OK, Think about it like this. You are a big flightless bird thats really good at swiming but can only waddle like a retard on land... Where do you go?

Pretty much anything could beat the shit out of a penguin... So whats the obvious thing to do? Go far far away from anything that can... Which means going to the antarctic where there are no land predators and plenty of fish...

Evolution takes millions of years. They can't just 'decide' to go to a city. especially since civilisation of any kind has only been around for at most 10,000 years.

At 3/15/08 07:51 PM, TheBigLemon wrote: Don't even argue.

Thats some of the worst album art i've ever seen...

At 3/15/08 06:51 PM, GayForGirls wrote: Oh yeah, what's a suess?

A Suess, You ask? Thats quite a question,
Which proves to be, quite an obsession,
Even to someone with manic depression,
Or someone with, bad indigestion.

For Suessing is quite addicting,
Even when its, contradicting
Like when it is depicitng,
Facts which are just plain conflicting.

But Suess was just a man,
But a man, who began,
A great plan, Whch began to span,
From japan to Kazakhstan.

But this new thing,
Which none could name,
Did quickly spring,
To the hall of fame.

It took up its thrown,
A mighty king,
And was known,
As Suessing.

At 3/15/08 06:38 PM, Sawke wrote: Holy crap! Calluh Callay! this one user has had a brightday!

Call up the trumpets! make the drummers play! this user isn't miserable today!

his poem was short sweet and not so vile! my god it would make jigglypuff cough up bile! haha i kid! you truly are no dick! your rhyming is a trip and i hope no humpers ruin this shit! ^^!

Jigglypuff coughs up bile,
While all the While
We just smile,
Its just our style,
To stand and smile,
At Jigglypuffs bile.

But those hostile,
To Jigglys bile,
Fail to beguile,
The rest, Who just smile
As they are just a bunch of... paedophiles!

That so ends, my tale of stuff,
You might think its a bunch of fluff!
I don't mind, oddly enough,
But spare a thought for poor jigglypuff!!

Deep.

At 3/12/08 07:40 PM, Scarab wrote:

At 3/12/08 07:37 PM, de-cider wrote: I'm using latest internet explorer on vista.

Ah, right. Give Firefox a try. I'm not sure how things go on Youtube, but Firefox is generally better for surfing Newgrounds due to certain designs. If it still doesn't work, I advise posting here again. I probably won't be able to help in any case unfortunately.

Thanks, i'll give firefox a try. I must say i'm a firefox virgin so it should be an interesting change.

At 3/12/08 07:33 PM, Scarab wrote: What browser are you using at the moment?

Also, you want to try the "Pop-Up" option underneath the main button for games or movies. This will launch the Flash in a seperate window, and usually works when the other way fails.

I'm using latest internet explorer on vista. I usually use the pop up option anyway but it didn't work.
youtube isn't working either.... I have nothing left in my life...
I might get bored enough to set up a myspace account....

Or not... definitely not.

At 3/12/08 07:32 PM, John12346 wrote: Make sure you have the latest version of Flash Player.
Try restarting your browser.
Try restarting your computer.

Done, done and done. Still nothing. I'm just gonna go kill myself.

There's something wrong with my browser. It won't let me watch any videos on newgrounds. I've cleared my cache and checked my firewall and cookie settings and still nothing...

Is anyone else having this problem or is my pc just a piece of shit?

At 3/10/08 01:46 PM, subarufreak wrote: god sucks

Profound in so many ways.

You're amazing.

You're an angry, angry boy. I suggest meditation or herbal tea.

Or chronic masturbation.

I suggest asking in the flash forums.

...riiiight...

I very much hope thats some kind of piss take....

At 3/10/08 01:07 PM, flashplayer5 wrote:

At 3/10/08 01:04 PM, RedCoin wrote: Isn't it funny that on newgrounds, the only thing we can bring our selves to have a sensible discussion about is something as boring as hair removal?

Now that you think about it...it's not that funny....it's kinda...sad as hell.

And there hasn't even been a cock joke yet.... I'm scared...

At 3/10/08 12:50 PM, Scarab wrote: Yes, it will grow back, though the whole "quicker and thicker" myth is incorrect in many cases. I advise you pull the hairs out once it grows back. Pulling hairs tends to be more effective in trouble spots like that.

Its hardly a myth. It doesn't take a genius to figure out. When shaving you cut the hair off at its thickest point. Also at an angle giving it a sharp edge. When the hair continues to grow, it grows thicker still and faster then it would if plucked or waxed, as your skin would have to grow the hair again.

At 3/10/08 12:43 PM, Gergaloth wrote: What good things did he do exactly?

Doesn't history speak for itself? The spanish inquisition, The crusades, The holocaust?

All great things!

At 3/10/08 12:21 PM, Electric-Bla wrote:

At 3/10/08 12:13 PM, undeadcl0wn-4 wrote: i hate these retard atheists looking down on me

I look down on you because of you're horrid spelling and grammar. You don't need God for that!

Generally those kinds of things are non-religious because there are too many religions to try to please.

Beat me to it haha

At 3/10/08 12:13 PM, undeadcl0wn-4 wrote: man, i can't stand these atheist fagg0ts. like yo, its aiight if u wanna not believe in a higher force, but i hate these retard atheists looking down on me like i'm an idiot for believing in god. shutup. ur not better than anyone else and the chances are, ur less than anyone else. ASSHOLES.

No, I look down on you like your an idiot because you can't spell, have worthless opinions and used the term 'yo'.

And because you believe in god.

At 3/10/08 11:21 AM, Scalene wrote:

At 3/10/08 11:14 AM, Racoonmario wrote:

There's a REALLY good idea I didn't think of. Thank you! You just solved half of my problem!
The other half is getting out of watching it during class, so I don't scream and make a fool of myself. Perhaps getting AIDS will let me stay home sick?

....OR! You could watch the film, act like a man, and cry yourself to sleep later that night. All real men bottle there feelings up. Duh.

At 3/10/08 11:09 AM, Phantox wrote:

At 3/10/08 11:08 AM, de-cider wrote:
Or maybe the rounds are filled with napalm.

No you are all wrong. It fires small blades from the tip of the bigger blade.

.... I said that already.

At 3/10/08 11:04 AM, Rideo wrote:

At 3/10/08 10:45 AM, FlamingHiei wrote: Is the tip hollow? how do you shoot it? do you shoot the sword off?

I think the revolver part is supposed to simply create an explosion at the base for extra damage when attacking.

Or maybe the rounds are filled with napalm.

Flametongue hear I come... heh burn... fire...

At 3/10/08 10:45 AM, FlamingHiei wrote:
Is the tip hollow? how do you shoot it? do you shoot the sword off?

Don't be stupid it doesnt shoot the sword.

It shoots tiny daggers.

I'm pretty sure american jelly and jam are the same thing. Its possible american jam is sweeter but I wouldnt be suprised if it was made with lard too.

Toilet paper stuck in your wii?....
....

Insert toilet humour here.

.... Did that make sense to anyone else?

To throw at stupid people.

like you.

At 3/5/08 06:46 PM, PastryMan wrote: Gonna be so awesome.

She's planning to slit her wrists with that knife.

I hope..

At 1/1/08 04:06 AM, 666rebel wrote: I mean what... seriously...


But seriously... everyone knows Link doesn't talk... EVER! even while having sex.

Discuss...

Are we talkin young link or old link?

....wait... WHO CARES?!

Weed is fun!

or heroin. Yeah lets do heroin.