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What you got yourself there is a phantom.

At 9/7/08 10:21 PM, Super-Yombario wrote:

but wheres da export flash button? send me a link to it.

I laughed XDD

At 9/9/08 01:38 PM, X8X wrote: Current one.

Fuckin' amazing.

No matter what you say, homosexuality isnt "natural". Its a "sickness", a mutation, or whatever you want to call it. Some people are fine with it, some arent.

I think people like you are a sickness and a mutation, or whatever you want to call it.

At 9/9/08 02:03 PM, Mechabloby wrote: I'll give ten quid to the guy who can sing that song without sounding gay.

Easy!

I'm hetrosexual.

..... Newgrounds????

Seriously!?

At 9/8/08 08:24 PM, the-amazing-joe wrote: *facepalm*

*BIG FACEPALM*

Why does everyone on kongregate pacefalm!?

'Tis a good site.

At 9/8/08 08:15 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 9/8/08 08:14 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

<3<3<3

Can I give you a rain hug?

You're the only person I'll ever say yes to.

*AHEM*
... Akward...

At 9/8/08 07:57 PM, elliez3 wrote: i love when its raining men

HALLELUJIAH, its rainin' men!

Dear god, You beat me to it.

An oscar meyer weiner.

At 9/8/08 07:33 PM, ScratchBattery wrote: But I don't understand why he would say that

Your driving instructor is planning to crash your car into the world trade center.

Cock joke.

At 9/8/08 06:28 PM, metal-spector wrote: Hey newgrounds, I have a serious problem in my life! I wanna be hardcore, you know like turn to a hardcoe punk, but my mom doesn't let me!

I need advice plz =(

Incest. All the cool cats are doing it.

There's only one kind of meat I like to sink my teeth into. NOM.

Yes thats right! Lamb.

Mmhmm, Thats good baby sheep.

You rock.

i know how to make buttons but when i make buttons it just looks horrible.

Practice! Its the only way to get better. Having other people do it for you wont help.

At 4/10/08 07:09 PM, darknessdweller wrote: * giggles * I don't get it.

Me either...

At 4/10/08 07:00 PM, darknessdweller wrote:

At 4/10/08 06:41 PM, Syphonik wrote: To lose weight. I've been overweight for a long ass time and it's not as easy as it is for him. Any of your parents pressure you to lose weight?

No. I pressure myself to lose weight. I just haven't found the right plan yet.

Pretty easy plan if you ask me... stop bitching, get off your fat ass and do some sit ups.

There's a reason your dads pressuring you.. its not because he hates looking at your 6 chins its because, guess what, being morbidly obese sort of, kills you.

At 3/26/08 07:39 PM, King-Schmuck-MMXVI wrote: I a few weeks ago I remember encountering a thread that had work safe porn in it that was Lulz of epic proportions. Could anyone provide to that thread przzzzzzzzzzzz?

...You wont last the month.

At 3/26/08 07:39 PM, Peacekid wrote: The Beard gives Tom enough Stamina (+34 to be exact) to stand Wade's Beard Blast; the Beard puts Tom on the same level as his Brother.

Tom, you need a Paladin? I can heal.

.....Right.

At 3/26/08 07:22 PM, Jeff-Teh-Great wrote: Complete Bullshit. L0lz.

u re so uber amazin 4 bn ble 2 tell kul stuf i so laf u zomglololololol.

End mocking leet.

At 3/26/08 05:50 PM, andhination wrote: Ever wonder why theres two of them? You can function without one.
I think it's time for a conspiracy.

Two reasons really;
Having two is sort of natures safety net. Most parts of the body that can function with two, generally have two, incase one gets damaged.

The other is balance and symetry, If you have one ball, go a few months without shootin your load and try go for a jog. If thats not unstable I don't know what is...

Are you insane??

Hell hath no fury, Like a pissed off teenage girl.

I recently made an account on Kongregate. (For those who thought I meant King Kong, sorry to dissapoint.)

I have to admit, I liked the achievement system. And the site is still a work in progress, But for some sick reason, I missed the newgrounds community of cock jokes and disgusting pre-adolescent humour.

There almost... polite... It doesn't seem right...

Two jumper cables walk into a bar. They go up to the bartender and order two beers. Reluctantly the barman says 'Alright i'll serve you... But don't start anything.'

Ba dom dish.

At 3/19/08 11:27 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Am I the only person that is completely underwhelmed by the graphics? The Sims 2 came out four years ago.... and they've barely progressed at all.

The sims games were never really about graphics... It was the gameplay and ridiculous addictiveness of it...

And besides the game is still in production stages. You can't take the screen shots as a finished product.

At 3/19/08 11:18 AM, killerjeff wrote: HAI GUYZ LOOK AT ME I'M KILLERJEFF!!

I'm leik totaly attention whoreish

I LAFF KEELIRJEFF!!!11!!

At 3/5/08 05:11 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: The Sims 1 is Ghey.

The Sims 2 was good.

The Sim 3 might be pwnage.

You can't just brand The Sims one as gay. It was a revoluionary fresh idea that changed the way people looked at video games.

Granted it doesn't have as much features as its sequal, but without the first there would be no second and alot of stat building games wouldn't be what they are today.

At 3/19/08 11:07 AM, gibleto wrote: It's your natural attention whoring mindset. Don't feel bad, we all have this problem. The longer the replies, the less chance of someone reading your post.

Which then leads me to make my own attntion whore topic... You're a genius!!

To post in very large topics, or topics with few posts?

For some reason if I see a topic with 6 pages of posts i'm sort of turned off posting... Assuming I haven't been posting in it before.

Is anyone else the same or am I the only person prejudice to big topics?