not true, however, if they have an IQ over 90, they MUST be on serious drugs every time they are on camera

i'll just leave this here

ambien

i was tripping balls and fell down a set of stairs

shit was so cash

damn dude, you suck at taking care of your pets

That's why you shouldn't carry 1300 dollars around with you

*sigh*

First off, the Thompson never saw use in WWI. WWI saw the advent of machine guns, but not portable ones, only mounted. Second of all, although impressive, the thompson is easily overshadowed in the second world war by the creation of the first assault rifle, the MP44, which are far more practical for use by trained soldiers with limited ammunition. As far as SMGs go, it doesn't compare to the M3 "grease gun" which was used in Korea. Lastly, Dick Tracy isn't real.

People have always had that "fuck you" look in their eyes about you guys, because you try too hard.

I'm a metalhead, but other than wearing band t-shirts, I dress normally...people don't look at me that weirdly. If you're that upset about it, try being non-conformist about non-conformity. Dress and act differently from the other emo kids, you shouldn't have to display and justify your tastes in music to the world

At 7/3/09 11:24 AM, Twilight wrote:

am I just weird?

P.S. my left eye is a lazy eye >:C

I think you just answered your own question

Frankly, I don't care, as I'm pretty sure it's all bullshit

obviously she thinks you're so fucked up anything you spawn would cause those who saw it to gouge their eyes out in dismay.

Moms are SMART

sell that shit, or use it for TP

stick it in her pooper, you'll feel better

I think asain is a pretty cool guy. eh does math and doesn't afraid of anything.

but seriously, asian encompasses a HUGE demographic. In my experience, most Chinese girls are ugly as shit, so if she was a Jap, prolly her. Plus, black girls are way too mouthy

that is one of the worst metaphors I've ever seen

it's completely fake...you can clearly tell the guy is just trying to act crazy, especially when he fake sodomizes himself with the remote

Yesterday with my gf

Idk exactly how to describe these things, few people can accurately pinpoint the sensation of an orgasm. Near as I can say, it felt warm and amazing.

way to start the shitstorm of cut vs. uncut...

But seriously, I'm cut, and think that the majority of men who are circumcised don't spend their nights yearning for a foreskin. This is exactly like posting something saying "tired of getting smegma on your cock? now you can get your foreskin cut off!!!" It just really isn't a priority for most men.

I can't offer help, but must admit this is one of the most cohesive and mature posts I've ever seen from a 13 year old boy. Well done, musta taken you all night

obviously she's not lesbian if she's willing to have sex with a man. bisexual possibly, but you can't classify her as a lesbian chick unless you have a vagina

I'd flash him, hump his leg, then offer him some fried chicken

I think it'd be splendid...especially since France now lines their borders with white flags just in case of an invasion. If OP invades alone he will be able to handily defeat them

then on to India to redefeat those pacifist rebels!

At 6/20/09 12:20 PM, AudioGmez wrote:

At 6/20/09 11:19 AM, Snake-Arsenic wrote: Which of the original Prince of Persia trilogy (Prince of Persia, Prince of Persia: The Shadow and the Flame, Prince of Persia 3D) do you think has the best swordplay?

Well i always thought prince of persia being childish and never played it.

And you've lost most your credibility as a decent gamer

about 70% of NGers are already videogame nerds...it's like making a "ask a terrorist" thread in iran

inb4 over 9000 shops of a cock in that girl's mouth

At 6/20/09 11:52 AM, Soapbubble wrote:

Keep in mind, I'm dead fucking tired because I just had sex. Thank you.

you're so cool and nonchalant about it, it makes me wish I were you...maybe i can do your laundry sometime?

son...

i am dissapoint

was she fat?

unless she was an uggo, you have no real excuse for making her break up with you by pulling a childish prank. enjoy your hand

obviously you don't believe in religious freedom

FASCIST!!!

dude, cotton died like a year ago

that's cool, I think muay thai is one of the cooler martial arts. the only issue is that you're going to have to spend a lot of time hardening your body and shit, but if you're committed, you'll kick ass