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Author Search Results: 'Davood'

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None

Topic: Ng has made no memes

Posted: 06/28/08 04:28 AM

Forum: General

At 6/28/08 04:15 AM, Rebbay wrote: You shoulda Kappa Mikeyed him

NO U


2.

Happy

Topic: Wednesday Morning Downtime

Posted: 05/06/08 05:58 PM

Forum: NG News

Ok. Is this going to solve the problem wit the whistles at all?


3.

None

Topic: Okay, the new layout is cool but...

Posted: 05/01/08 03:04 PM

Forum: General

At 5/1/08 02:48 PM, Alfie wrote: I don't even look at porn dipshit. Only Hentai,
even look at porn dipshit. Only Hentai,
look at porn dipshit. Only Hentai,
porn dipshit. Only Hentai,
porn. Only Hentai,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hentai

*Ahem*


4.

Angry

Topic: Chuck Norris joke threads...

Posted: 04/26/08 08:07 PM

Forum: General

Next

Chuck Norris joke threads...


5.

Expressionless

Topic: "get that look off your face"

Posted: 04/20/08 07:55 PM

Forum: General

At 4/20/08 06:08 PM, HeavyMetalHarry wrote: I sneezed pretty much right in the headteachers face in primary school by accident, which she then somehow twisted into my maliciously spitting on her for no reason.

Some people really need to grow the fuck up. Even adults.


6.

None

Topic: I can't have kids, man!

Posted: 04/14/08 07:09 PM

Forum: General

At 4/14/08 07:05 PM, MARINO wrote: Guys. Don't take this seriously. If this were real he would not be posting this on Newgrounds.

Because you know every human being on earth enough to predict their actions and personal feelings.

As for the thread starter, you are sick for lying about something like that.

You're a sick, insensitive asstard.


7.

None

Topic: My school has banned swearing

Posted: 04/14/08 04:47 PM

Forum: General

At 4/14/08 02:20 PM, Prinzy2 wrote:
At 4/14/08 02:18 PM, L0LH4X0R wrote:
At 4/14/08 02:15 PM, ShadowWest2k7 wrote: Swearing is banned in every school you know.
not actually,
Yes actually.

What kind of pussy school do you guys go to?


8.

None

Topic: My parents are complete idiots.

Posted: 04/14/08 09:03 AM

Forum: General

ITT Trolls


9.

None

Topic: I Find Your Lack Of Face

Posted: 04/14/08 08:57 AM

Forum: General

At 4/14/08 08:11 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: It never said why he had to get the surgery in the first place.

WHY WHY WHY.

They said it was some sort of flesh eating disease in the commentary.


10.

None

Topic: I can't have kids, man!

Posted: 04/14/08 01:01 AM

Forum: General

At 4/14/08 12:39 AM, Argentin wrote: There would be a possibility for you
At least theoreticaly
before you do this operaion and become impotent excract someof your sperm somehow
go to the doctors and see if it's possible to excract it directly from your testicles (if they still make sperm)
inject that sperm to your girlfriend (Vitro) and you have kids of your own

or just have it frozen.


11.

Happy

Topic: Epic Brawl screenies

Posted: 04/04/08 11:29 AM

Forum: Video Games

At 4/2/08 10:01 PM, Someguy19 wrote: now this wasn't me who got this... but u'll love this one,

as herbert (from family guy) would say "MMMMMMMMMMM...."

You know, they look like they'd make a great couple.

LOL

12.

None

Topic: When a black person and a white...

Posted: 04/04/08 11:25 AM

Forum: General

At 4/4/08 11:21 AM, Thimbles wrote: *facepalm* I confused you with the OP. Either way, my statement is remains; fuck off.
*facepalm* I confused you with the OP. Either way, my statement is remains
you with the OP. Either way, my statement is remains
Either way, my statement is remains
statement is remains
is remains

lol


13.

None

Topic: sig rater crew

Posted: 04/02/08 03:46 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 4/2/08 02:19 PM, hamz10 wrote:
i only got photoshop a few days ago so cut me some slack.

lmfao


14.

None

Topic: I'm in your bedroom.

Posted: 03/29/08 06:46 PM

Forum: General

Bart! Get out!

I'm piss!


15.

None

Topic: Audio Portal Widget? (opera Users)

Posted: 03/20/08 12:45 AM

Forum: General

At 3/20/08 12:34 AM, Fuoco wrote:
At 3/20/08 12:31 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: What's Widget?

And I don't like Opera.

And the Audio Portal has fallen to shit since the new excuses for mods were added.
Still whining? You're shit.

OH NOOOOEEZZZ!!!?!?!?!?!?!!? SUM1 HAZ A DIFF OPIONIN THAN MEH.!>!!!!1 WHAT SHOULD i DOO


16.

None

Topic: Whats your fav?

Posted: 03/20/08 12:09 AM

Forum: General

http://www.newgrounds.com/account/favori tes/flash

It doesn't matter whether you think it's funny, wierd, or creepy. If you like it, it still goes on your favorites list. Not the BBS.


17.

None

Topic: Mozilla Firefox And Newgrounds

Posted: 03/19/08 09:49 PM

Forum: General

At 3/19/08 09:48 PM, Eggys wrote: I have found the answer!

Wasn't firefox based on Netscape a while ago?


18.

None

Topic: Nice people never win

Posted: 03/19/08 06:44 PM

Forum: General

At 3/19/08 06:27 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: I couldn't understand a damn word you said :P

Then you need the get the fuck out, you illiterate freak.


19.

None

Topic: The Complete Emo

Posted: 03/19/08 09:41 AM

Forum: General

At 7/26/07 12:49 AM, The-Great-One wrote: My thoughts on Emos
Emo's don't go through pain they just want attention.

On the contrary, I've gotten to know a lot of 'emos' through my cousin. My aunt and uncle became violent and one of them recommended a divorce. Guess what they did? They divorced. That's when my cousin dyed her hair black and threw away all her bright clothing.

Now, at the time, we hung out all the time, and still do. She started to hang around other people that dressed like her, so I followed for a while. I had actually gotten to know 10 or 11 emos and why they were so sad looking. All of them had legitiment reasons for wanting to dress and act this way.

If you're a failure then stop saying you're a failure and going Emo.

Heh. This sentiment makes a laugh a little on the inside.

Actually think of an idea.

They already have. It's called being Emo.

Stop ACTING LIKE your the most sorriest, most pathetic person in the world!

They don't need to act.

There are actually people who would actually like you if you stopped calling yourself a loser.

They don't need people to like them. They're an entire different social group.

If you go through life calling yourself a failure instead of trying then you are a dumbass and you will call yourself that and so will others (including myself).

People have a right to their own opinions. Let them have it.

If there was nothing good in your life then it's time to make a change of pace in your life. If you're thinking about going emo then go ahead! Make yourself look like a failure, call yourself a loser and a dumbass. We'll all go by our lives just like normal and you'll sit there in your pitiful existence and wait for one of us to look at you and feel sorry for you.

Did you pull that definition off of urban dictionary or something?

That's all I have to say on this subject.

God sweet lord, thankyou.

I may get banned from the Forums, I may even get kicked off Newgrounds, this message might even be deleted.

Good riddance.

but I just thought I'd make this topic on Emo's for those of you wanting to join.

Your post is one giant wall of bias, so I doubt it.

HAVE A NICE DAY

:D

Fuck, that's getting annoying.


20.

Expressionless

Topic: Spooky picture.

Posted: 03/18/08 11:18 PM

Forum: General

At 3/18/08 11:16 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote:
At 3/18/08 11:14 PM, elementell wrote: Fucking idiots...
Wow...White cubes...

I will never play monopoly or any kind of game related to monopoly. Ever again.


21.

None

Topic: Draw Nelson A Face.

Posted: 03/18/08 10:09 PM

Forum: General

At 3/18/08 05:36 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Heres one I made earlier.

Fix'd

Draw Nelson A Face.


22.

None

Topic: SSBB help on unlockable players!!!

Posted: 03/18/08 06:21 PM

Forum: General

If we really needed help, we'd simply navigate to ign or gamefags.

GTFO


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None

Topic: I stepped in a puddle of puke

Posted: 03/18/08 06:02 PM

Forum: General

At 3/18/08 06:39 AM, Wolferz wrote: Puke? I think you'd notice that.

You've obviously never seen puke from a drunk. It can be white or clear as day. Just like some other unmentionables.


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None

Topic: I have never jerked off

Posted: 03/18/08 05:30 PM

Forum: General

At 3/18/08 05:24 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:
At 3/18/08 05:22 PM, ShortMonkey wrote:
At 3/18/08 05:20 PM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: lol.

noob.
what keyboard are you using?
Short, I'm guessing that user is using an American keyboard because my A-Z is exactly where that picture shows it is...

Our keyboards are the same no matter what country or continent you're on. If you're typing in a different language however...


25.

None

Topic: I have never jerked off

Posted: 03/18/08 05:20 PM

Forum: General

At 3/18/08 05:18 PM, goodguy004 wrote: Im sorry to break this to you,but if you have never had an nocturnal emmision,it means you are sterile.

Or he hasn't hit that stage of puberty. Either one, I guess.


26.

None

Topic: runescape

Posted: 03/18/08 04:53 PM

Forum: General

At 3/18/08 04:49 PM, Burnzoid wrote: I'll trade my dragon rune for your level 37 Goblin armor!

Goblin armor isn't even usable.


27.

None

Topic: Yoshi supports abortion.

Posted: 03/18/08 12:38 AM

Forum: General

At 3/18/08 12:26 AM, GronmonSE wrote: Forgive my lack of knowledge, but eggs don't need to be fertilized to be -eggs-, do they? Chickens lay eggs, but unless there's a rooster to hump the chickens, they ain't fertilized, thus no embryo exists.

So technically speaking, he's not killing embryos.

Or fetuses


28.

None

Topic: Question, Newgrounds.

Posted: 03/18/08 12:21 AM

Forum: General

Orange and gray are supposed to represent times of despair such a s war or persecution. Atleast, that's what someone in a similar thread said.


29.

None

Topic: Yoshi supports abortion.

Posted: 03/18/08 12:19 AM

Forum: General

At 3/17/08 11:57 PM, GenericName54 wrote:
At 3/17/08 11:53 PM, Xtesh wrote:
At 3/17/08 11:51 PM, Yamor wrote: I see no ass or vagina... so where do they come from?
Where does Samus fit her gun while not in her Zero suit?
The same place Peach keeps Toad.

Lol butt plug


30.

None

Topic: shoop da whoop?

Posted: 03/18/08 12:07 AM

Forum: General

Shoop da whoop is a meme, not a flash. But several flashes have been made depicting this meme being used. I can't find it right now.


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