It's not your monitor, it's your lack of v-sync that causes tearing.

I imagine God could create a rock so heavy he cannot lift it, but by the same virtue, he can also destroy it without the need to lift it.

Did someone say trains?

WinRAR, self-extracting archive, auto-execute program, delete files when done.

At 11/19/09 02:32 AM, Robotchk12 wrote: It's Angry Faic, not Angry Face!

Agnry Faic

When you have a simple and easy-to-treat injury like that, of course the system works. That's akin to slapping a bandaid on a cut. Go apply for a kidney transplant, and tell us how THAT goes.

At 11/19/09 05:35 AM, EverReady2Kill wrote: I didn't know what Axe was so I had to look it up. It is called Lynx in my country.

No one cares about Australia, New Zealand (except for the sheep), or Ireland (except for the beer and pubs). I'll just leave the UK out of this argument, for fear of bringing down the wrath of 1/3 of Newgrounds.

Thread topic was stolen from last night's episode of Family Feud.

I use Internet Explorer. All bookmarks are stored as .lnk files on your hard drive, and I know exactly where to find them. I hate Chrome and Firefox and most other browsers because they encrypt your bookmarks into a single file that can very easily become corrupt.

I wouldn't mind a real phone that looked like that. It's nice, sleek, and they designed a pretty cool touch interface for their fake ad. Someone please make this phone real!

The worst virus I ever had was back in the Win95 days. My grandfather would use my computer to play Freecell and read online news. He sometimes clicked those stupid banner ads, which would infest my system with all sorts of malware. It got to the point that my system would close any web browser that I used if I tried any method of finding anti-virus protection, it would only allow me to launch certain programs, and I got about 3 popups a second.

At that point, I formatted the drive and installed Win2000.

At 11/17/09 04:45 AM, DragonFyre9 wrote: Google is your friend.

Wikipedia is also your friend.

At 11/17/09 09:20 AM, fallensoul289 wrote: Don't worry about it. Just go in there and do what you have to do. If someone stares at you're shit ask them if they are gay cause they are looking at you're shit.

That doesn't make someone gay, it just makes them rather disgusting.

Looking at your dick is a different story.....

Does that mean the mods are the zipper that closes the cradle for your balls, and the admins/owners are the button that holds them up?

At 11/17/09 04:11 AM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: As for you being embarrassed to show your cock to a bunch of the fellows because of foreskin, I would say get over it. It's not a big deal. Maybe you'll make a new friend or two =\.

Given the context, that's not the kind of friend I'd seek, and I get the feeling the OP feels the same way.

On a somewhat related note, circumcision is common, but not mandatory. There's a decent-sized number of people who don't get it done, so don't worry about it.

Stop using a fucking iPod Shuffle. Those are the only iPods that you are forced to sync or not plug in.

At 11/12/09 02:22 AM, Evark wrote: There's only one conclusion to draw here: your church of employment is goatse's place of worship.

lol, that just made this thread.

At 11/6/09 03:55 PM, Ultor wrote: So far the only downside thats confirmed is the fact that XP users cannot upgrade only Vista users.

1.) Download a Windows Vista ISO image and burn it to disk.
2.) Upgrade from XP to Vista. When asked, DO NOT enter a CD key, and select Vista Home Premium.
3.) Install all Windows Updates for Vista
4.) Upgrade from Vista to Win7.

Problem solved.

At 10/24/09 08:22 AM, gingermagicman wrote: What are you, 13?
It's ok, so am I. I know how you feel. It's called puperty.

Congratulations! You just described about 1/3 of Newgrounds' userbase.

At 11/2/09 07:23 AM, Falonefal wrote:

Currently I want to play Dragon Age: Origins >:(

I've got the PC Collector's Edition on pre-order from Newegg. I can't wait for it to get in.

Fuck GameStop not carrying Collector's Edition for anything except PS3.

Canada sucks. Use a .com next time.

Anyone else watch that and think "Wow, she's kinda hot"?

At 9/12/09 03:37 AM, NeverHundred wrote: aren't YOU!!!

Well, since I've watched all episodes of every Star Trek series except TNG, I'd say I'm proud of it.

You want this tattoo:

That's because the holodeck on a Galaxy-Class Starship also has a dedicated replicator. You can't make water out of force-fields and photons; or rather, you can't get wet from simulated water. The dedicated replicator makes things that you have to feel to interact with.

That includes lipstick.

</trekkie>

At 9/7/09 10:55 PM, jarrydn wrote: Pretty sure it's 3.11, not 3.1.1

It is. My first PC was one built by my parents and it had 3.11 on it. I had lots of fun playing Snake on it.

That game rocked.

At 8/26/09 05:20 AM, WeirdJamFace wrote:

At 8/26/09 05:03 AM, RandomExploit wrote: In a catapult. When it's full, emptying it will be amusing.

That's the second best idea ever I've ever heard.
The Best idea would be lighting it on fire first.

And be sure to film it!

At 8/22/09 10:36 PM, Munzy wrote: I was desensitized to those commercials long ago... I don't even get a boner any more.

That's called being gay.

How about not?

At 8/10/09 07:49 AM, andhination wrote: Anyone who says they're all shit is only saying that because the girl they stalk rejected their friend request.

Wanna bet?

They all suck because they are dominated by teenage and pre-pubescent kids who measure their individual worth by the opinions of their peers. I want nothing to do with any of that.