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Author Search Results: 'davidofmk771'

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Topic: A World Without Money

Posted: 06/23/08 01:56 AM

Forum: General

Meh, making you're own 360 would be hard. And you sound like a hippy.


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Topic: Why gas wont hit 7-8$ a gallon

Posted: 06/23/08 01:54 AM

Forum: General

Will we go into a war with China and Russia and use drones and be able to respawn after getting killed?


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Topic: Fuck! /b/ is now dead.

Posted: 06/19/08 09:36 AM

Forum: General

I hope moot is joking, or the shit held within the cracking /b/ cesspool walls will flood eveything...


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Topic: Admit it.

Posted: 06/16/08 11:07 AM

Forum: General

I like Penuts.


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Topic: Okay, what the fuck?

Posted: 06/16/08 05:14 AM

Forum: General

At 6/16/08 05:11 AM, M-Y wrote: Well putting it this way, yes. A dream like that would mean that you really like the 360 and it would mean that youare really looking forward to a game

Maybe im just a fanboy.


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Topic: Is nothing free in the U.S.?!

Posted: 06/16/08 05:11 AM

Forum: General

You clicked on an ad? Its not a government site unless it ends with .gov...


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Topic: Okay, what the fuck?

Posted: 06/16/08 05:09 AM

Forum: General

At 6/16/08 05:05 AM, CrUiZ3R wrote:
At 6/16/08 04:57 AM, davidofmk771 wrote:
At 6/16/08 04:51 AM, DJSubstanc3 wrote:
No, one was just my Xbox Dying, the other was me playing a James Bond game, or something, maybe it was on the XMind...
don't forget the one where you banged a chick ^^

I was James Bond.

Jesus man...

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Topic: Goths and Emos

Posted: 06/16/08 04:59 AM

Forum: General

At 6/16/08 04:55 AM, CrUiZ3R wrote: GDFO n00b. If you don't know then check google. It has all the answers to the mysteies of life.

Except the answer to the universe.

42

FUCK!


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Topic: Okay, what the fuck?

Posted: 06/16/08 04:57 AM

Forum: General

At 6/16/08 04:51 AM, DJSubstanc3 wrote: dreaming about doing 360s inside of red rings in the middle of a wet dream just might be alot more than you ever anticipated

No, one was just my Xbox Dying, the other was me playing a James Bond game, or something, maybe it was on the XMind...


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Topic: Goths and Emos

Posted: 06/16/08 04:50 AM

Forum: General

None, they're all faggots.

Bu bum, Tssh

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Topic: Okay, what the fuck?

Posted: 06/16/08 04:47 AM

Forum: General

At 6/16/08 04:38 AM, DARK35000 wrote: If your dreaming about video games and not girls you sir are a nerd and maybe a queer.

Nah. Im as straight a two parrallel lines.

Also I have glasses and no girlfriend.

Fuck...


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Topic: Wall of text.

Posted: 06/16/08 04:33 AM

Forum: General

At 6/16/08 04:29 AM, Haoie wrote: Stretching the page is much worse, as you can see.

JESUS CRHIST ITS A LION, GET IN THE CAR!


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Topic: how do i?

Posted: 06/16/08 04:22 AM

Forum: General

1. Turn on game.
2. THEN run compatibility.
3. Play game.
4. ???????
5. PROFIT!


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Topic: Hey newgrounds! What flavor is...

Posted: 06/16/08 04:19 AM

Forum: General

Rainbows, happines, and when caned, burning!


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Topic: Mother Nature Orgasm

Posted: 06/16/08 04:14 AM

Forum: General

Father time hasnt touched her in milleniums, poor woman...


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Topic: A joke

Posted: 06/16/08 04:08 AM

Forum: General

You do that with ice.

Ice...

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Topic: Okay, what the fuck?

Posted: 06/16/08 04:06 AM

Forum: General

At 6/16/08 04:03 AM, chiefindomer wrote:
At 6/16/08 03:54 AM, davidofmk771 wrote: Last night, I had a dream about videogames, and even playing on my 360. Newgrouds, am, am I a, nerd?
As long as it wasn't a wet dream, no, you're fine.

Well, there was a subplot of me banging a chick...


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Topic: Okay, what the fuck?

Posted: 06/16/08 03:54 AM

Forum: General

Last night, I had a dream about videogames, and even playing on my 360. The other day, I had a dream about my 360 getting the red rings. Newgrouds, am, am I a, nerd?


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Topic: I want to kill my little sister

Posted: 06/15/08 01:22 PM

Forum: General

Start a montage, with you slowly walking, exersizing, and becoming better at life in minutes with a catchy 80's song in the background, then fight a Russian guy.

What.

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Topic: If there was only one religion

Posted: 06/14/08 06:27 AM

Forum: General

Unless teenagers and scientist were completely eliminated, there would the atheist.

LOLSTERIOTYPE

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Topic: I can't remember how I got home

Posted: 06/14/08 06:24 AM

Forum: General

At 6/14/08 06:23 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote:
At 6/14/08 06:19 AM, esko-man wrote:
At 6/14/08 06:13 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote:

It's considered quite a smart move here to call upon the cops in my country simply because they seriously help you out.

Well here, the cops are considerdered pigs because here, we have dumbasses.


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Topic: total drama island

Posted: 06/14/08 06:22 AM

Forum: General

The kids will go to hell thanks to Cartoon Network...


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Topic: Why you should never try to fly...

Posted: 06/14/08 06:20 AM

Forum: General

Uhhh. Okay.


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Topic: I can't remember how I got home

Posted: 06/14/08 06:19 AM

Forum: General

Oh, uhhh, you got you're ass kicked by a 9 year old.

Well, he triped you...

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Topic: Saw Drop Of Fire Fall From The Sky

Posted: 06/14/08 06:14 AM

Forum: General

Was it a, firecracker?


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Topic: I Met Tom Fucking Fulp!

Posted: 06/14/08 06:12 AM

Forum: General

You are soooooo cool...


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Topic: What Religion?

Posted: 06/14/08 06:06 AM

Forum: General

The kind of cristian who still belives in science.


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Topic: Well, I need help.

Posted: 06/14/08 01:21 AM

Forum: General

At 6/14/08 01:19 AM, Rebel-V-Elite wrote: Tom Fulp was assassinated by Ewoks

Dammit George Lucas! YOU COULD HAVE STPED THI-I-IIIISSS...

*Sobs*

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Topic: Well, I need help.

Posted: 06/14/08 01:18 AM

Forum: General

After lightning struck my house, destroid tv's, a computer, and a cable box, I was off the internet for 2 weeks. What happened? Someone quit? Get Pwned? DIED?!


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Topic: Why can't we all...

Posted: 06/14/08 01:14 AM

Forum: General

Because every Newgrounder ever would have to be in the same place.


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