Everyone has most likely heard the news about Paris Hilton getting out of jail. So to add insult to injury as it would seem, Comedy Central pulled "Red Man's Greed" the episode of South Park due to air tonight, and replaced it with "Stupid Spoiled Whore" the Paris Hilton one.

I find this hilarious how an episode created over two years ago has still such a basis in todays society, yet proving for some reason that the talentless, moronic, useless Paris Hilton is still attractive to todays culture.

Damn I wish she would go away.

Its been a while since I did a Cow, I'm really glad to see it has lasted this long, I remember the first one.

I present
The Balloon Eyed Lizard

Though called a lizard because of its rough scale like skin, its actually an amphibian. It lives in the canopies of the Brazilian rain forest, in which it survives in the water collected in branches and leafs. Its possesses a limited form of flight, in which the creature fills its eyes with methane gas (stored from digestion) and releases its bowel, causing the creature to become light enough to float up a couple of branches to an new area.

At 5/8/07 07:44 PM, Stamper wrote:

OMFG...this means...my wife was right...Tom DOES love Hentai as much as I do *SNiff*

I love hentai more than both of you. COMBINED. TIMES 14.

Prove it, lets see how Hentai-fied you are?

New outside of HOME DEPOT.

No green cards needed.

At 4/24/07 10:56 PM, The-Ninja-Monkey wrote: A work in progress from me, Still working on the actual limbs inside the vending machine, and working on some finishing touches like glow and a background etc.

What do ya think?

Needs a money slot, or some form of payment. Also a form of selection would help, also how are you going to have the limbs hanging?

Must be attention whore..... must ask for judgement of peers.... AHHHHH.

So, wha cha think?

Your life is busy, no spare time to spend "looking good", well we can help, The Automatic Barber gives you a stylish haircut in less then half the time of conventional hair salon, and with only thirty-five times more chance of bloodshed.

THE AUTOMATIC BARBER , its the future.

not liable for injury, death, bad haircut, lost of ears, lost of sight, deafness, cancer, or any other problems cause by product.

That Chuck Norris once masturbated so hard, that upon ejaculating his seed broke the time space barrier, traveling 2000 years into the past, impregnating some random middle eastern girl and causing the beganing of Christianity?

Happy the hare says buy them.

At 3/19/07 12:55 AM, HappyBull wrote: Marijuana is the motherplant of the earth here is my theory. (I'm high right now if you must know.) This is what happened:

Wow, but if thats true, you just smoked your cousin, wait that means I just smoked my cousin. I like weed.

Finally, and before the redesign happen. Now just 1,224 more to lvl 11.

Reubens are one of the greatest things to come from new york. I even hate rye bread, but I love reubens, its the irish in me longing the corn beef, the germen longing for sauerkraut, and the fat guy longing for greasy friedness.

I went to the gym for the first time today, it's been about four years since I lasted worked out (back in high school). And man am I out of shape, I knew I was fat, but damn I didn't think this much.

I knew I wouldn't be able to do much cardio, but I thought I could at least still lift, but no, I maxed out at 90 pounds on bench, I feel pathetic.

But thankfully I have a training aid

Steroids

I'll admit it too, I cried.

God of War is so loose in a story line it could work awesome as a movie, also Metal Gear would be cool, so one can have an idea what happen before solid without having an NES.

Please before reading, understand this warning that this is a over exaggerated story of my pathetic week, that in whole makes me look like an emo douche. So just to warn you.

Still reading, okay. My week has been in the shitter since day one, well since Monday, if thats what one believes to be day one of a week, I do, but the argument is there with just cause. Anyway, all week its been a slow and dull, I've done nothing but work and sleep, and upon that I was broke.

Then the real trouble begins Thursday, when my friend's (/nephew, he only a year younger then me so its not like I'm hanging around with 5 yr olds) girlfriend snaps again. Now we knew it was coming because of previous incidents, such as attempted suicide and multiply mental break downs.

For the last week she has been on edge, she'd walk around the house laughing at nothing, and say things out of randomness, like "are you guys planning on killing me!" or "Its not fair, women are slaves, you treat me like a slave" (and to be clear, we had never asked her to do anything, we've been trying to avoid her")

This off the wall behavior came to a beak when she called my sister (my nephews mom) and told her(my sister) that it was all her(my sisters) fault for everything that was wrong in her (the girlfriend) life. And she rambled on about how there intruders in the house and she needs to take care of them.

Well fearing for my nephew's life, my sister called him to tell him to get out of the house, which he happily obliged to. Now this may seem like over reacting, but this chick is violent, I mean she may only have one arm, but that arm is strong as fuck.

Now this effect me in such way that I have now where to go to hang out now, everyone I hung out with would be there. And now that my nephew lives with my sister again, thats the end of smot poking for a while.

So here I am alone, again, on a Friday night with nothing to do.

Hello post count

Shhh, thats Florida's secret energy supply.

Jed Bush will kill you if you tell anyone.

At 2/14/07 11:38 PM, Sanity-of-Insanity wrote: But thats impossible

this is what a heart look like.

notices the shape of the bottom

Its called a douche, or if need be a fuck her with a flavored condom and it will help

At 2/13/07 08:58 PM, bigbadron wrote:

At 2/13/07 08:55 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: I personally despise the show. I'm pretty sure that they're doing something illegal, most likely with the revealing the identities of the offenders they hoodwink. I'm pretty sure that they would have to sign off on some sort of agreement to be exposed so thoroughly. Sometimes they'll give the guy's full names.

changes from state to state, county to county. some places make sex offenders go door to door and let everyone know they are sex offenders. other places put their pictures in newspapers and whatnot.

Also depends, if they are convicted then its public domain, anyone can access the information. And with the info they already have on them though the contacts, they have enough to convict them on the spot.

Saurus, oh wait, Shitonastick, oh yeah, hmmm, well.

I guess that just leaves it as a toss between Stamper, PowerPox and Ozcar

Just to get some feedback (and be an attention whore) any comments on mine?

I don't think its a bad idea, I just think next week go more detailed on the theme, like radioactive, or give a superhero name (something made up of course for those under 10IQ) and have everyone do there version of it.

I might add to this tomorrow, but right now I'm tired as fuck.

Kupaman, It came down to him and JohanL, his was just a tiny bit better.

I did this all tonight, I had it in my head for a week, its a lonely tentacle monster baching it.

here goes nothing

At 2/12/07 08:16 PM, SenorPresidente wrote:

hmm tell someone who cares about your opinion, i will make you cry

looking back those trees are emo, there always getting cut and crying

At 2/12/07 01:25 AM, Sportsboy170 wrote: Sorry hornby I was actually talking to sensationalism. Also why should we buy that sen? Its $8 fuckin dollars plus it is also lolor changing. do you know how trippy that would be?

Wow, I feel weird, as I smoke out of a corn cob pipe. the color changes from yellow to black when you first use it.

Only to find Higins bible.

Rocky had come equiped with a gun, to shot off the arms of his rival
His rival it seems had broken his dreams, by stealing the girl of his fancy
her name was Miguel, she called herself Lil, but everyone knew her as nancy

Okay theres an expensive program called Hooker++ it well help with unloading the pressure on your RAM, but watch out, some Wife_1.0 have spyware that will pick up the app. and cause complete system failure.

Also may I suggest the use of a latex firewall in the future.

lol I love this joke

At 2/11/07 11:55 PM, wisemansson wrote: do you sell it in the end? If so then your an E-dealer and I must call the E-police unless you give me some right now.

I'm saving up so I can become a dealer on the weed stand sim.

At 2/12/07 12:29 AM, Sportsboy170 wrote: Which one are you supposed to download?

Download HighGrow Freeware Version 4.20 (torrent file)
Download HighGrow Freeware Version 4.20 (.zip 2.03 MB)
(thanks to Thibaut / Mcfly for the mirror!)

Download HighGrow Freeware Version 4.20 (.exe 2.04 MB)
(thanks to Thibaut / Mcfly for the mirror!)

Second one is the good, its just a zip file.