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Author Search Results: 'DasUberCow'

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Topic: Women Are Now Obsolete (nsfw)

Posted: 09/26/09 07:11 AM

Forum: General

Nothing could ever beat real sex. It might feel almost the same on your dick, but it will still never be the same. Until genuinely perfect VR is launched anyways...


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Topic: I have more money then ever.

Posted: 09/26/09 07:06 AM

Forum: General

I have a savings account that i can open pretty soon when i'm 18 with over £1000 on it. Right now i have about £200 though. Saving up for a HD TV.


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Topic: BLOODY NIPPLES

Posted: 09/26/09 07:04 AM

Forum: General

Tasty. Why were they all runners?


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Topic: Who here likes Metallica??

Posted: 09/26/09 07:03 AM

Forum: General

They're almost as shitty as Slipknot if you ask me.

I really don't get why people like them.


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Topic: How do you pronounce "Fcuk"

Posted: 09/26/09 07:01 AM

Forum: General

I would just say Fuck, but the more correct way is probably fuh-cuck.


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Topic: I got puberty...

Posted: 09/26/09 07:00 AM

Forum: General

I knew this gay who came out of the womb with pubic hair and stubble. :3


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Topic: Deadchick...

Posted: 09/26/09 06:57 AM

Forum: General

At 9/26/09 04:11 AM, Deadchick wrote: XD
Well, I see like this, why do we gotta be mean and bitter to each other? It's better pointless really. I don't wanna make enemies here. I just want to get along with everyone. Also, I am optimistic. I like to think positive. It's a nice way to get through my daily hassles of life, with work and school.

If you're not miserable at some points you can't ever be truly happy. Humans get sad. It's inevitable. What you're doing is bottling it in and it's not healthy.

I want you to get mad.


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Topic: Off school early, Chuck Morris.

Posted: 09/23/09 03:21 PM

Forum: General

I honestly thought it said Chuck Norris...

Disappointed.


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Topic: Why do people litter?

Posted: 09/23/09 02:52 PM

Forum: General

I'll put it in my school bag or pocket if there are no bins in sight. It's not too bad here in Edinburgh but i've been to places where it's unbelievable.


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Topic: Hitler was not that bad

Posted: 09/23/09 02:34 PM

Forum: General

Surprisingly good to be honest... Wouldn't have though Hitler was the artsy type.


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Topic: Over 3 Million Weapons!

Posted: 09/22/09 07:19 PM

Forum: Video Games

At 9/21/09 05:06 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote: That sounds awesome.
I'd get that.
There is also a new game coming out, called MAG.
Stands for something like, Massive Action Game
Or Multiplayer something Game.
It's an only online game, and you can have round about 250 people on one server.

It's 256 multiplayer online and they dropped the 'Massive Action Game' subtitle so it's now just MAG. Forgot to mention that it's a PS3 exclusive as well...

Borderlands looks great. Seems like the game that has managed to stay under the radar for quite a while but still turn out extremely awesome. High hopes for this one.


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Topic: Just one more minute

Posted: 09/22/09 07:16 PM

Forum: Video Games

Fallout 3 and Warhawk. I'd find myself playing them at 3am on a school night and then telling myself that i'd go to sleep at whatever happened to be the nearest half hour mark. Suddenly it's light outside and i hear the bell from my school telling me that registration starts in 5 minutes.


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Topic: your not a true gamer till-

Posted: 09/22/09 06:44 PM

Forum: Video Games

Until you have enjoyed both Team ICO games.


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Topic: Jennifer's Body

Posted: 09/22/09 06:41 PM

Forum: General

I watched Brokeback Mountain yesterday. It was awesome.

...

Rather watch that than skanky Megan Fox - talentless piece of meat.


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Topic: Life's so boring without any...

Posted: 09/22/09 06:40 PM

Forum: General

Happiness?

%u2022 A girlfriend.
%u2022 Exercise. It's good for you mentally as well.
%u2022 The arts. Like the second poster said. Make something. I also doubt you've seen or appreciated even a small percentage of what art and entertainment has to offer. There's always more. Outside of the screen.


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Topic: After months of waiting, she's here

Posted: 09/22/09 06:35 PM

Forum: General

'Grats man! You have achieved biological nirvana. You can kill yourself now.


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Topic: Solipism, life, and possibilities.

Posted: 09/22/09 06:34 PM

Forum: General

Solipsism seems like something that i could really get behind with a decent amount of consideration. Some very valid points and you're completely right in saying that we're nothing more than matter and that everything is subjective.

One thing i had a problem with was when you said that agnostics think that we could never possibly comprehend the universe at it's fullest. That's not true. Agnosticism, the way i look at it is more religiously centric and that we believe that no god, higher being or miracle can ever be really proven so we choose not to put our faith in things like that. I believe that if we manage to achieve an equilibrium with our universe at some point we may be able to understand literally everything.


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Topic: Smoking

Posted: 09/22/09 06:24 PM

Forum: General

Maybe because they enjoy it? Just a wild guess.


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Topic: My mom doesn't understsand NG

Posted: 06/13/09 04:10 PM

Forum: General

She has no right to prevent you from posting on Newgrounds.


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Topic: Your Facebook UserName?

Posted: 06/13/09 04:06 PM

Forum: General

I don't use MyFace or SpaceBook.


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Topic: Gimme Suggestions

Posted: 06/13/09 04:06 PM

Forum: General

If you're looking for a video game for the 360 i would wait for L4D2 and ME2.


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Topic: Why are guitars so damn popular?

Posted: 06/13/09 04:05 PM

Forum: General

Because people learn guitar to get laid. It worked for me.


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Topic: Do you carry a weapon?

Posted: 06/13/09 04:04 PM

Forum: General

Semen is a potent a weapon as i'll ever need up here in Edinburgh.


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Topic: Go Outside.

Posted: 06/13/09 04:02 PM

Forum: General

Outside?

It's all weird and cold and shit. Stay inside in your musty room that smells of cum and spilt mountain dew like the rest of us.


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Topic: imagine newgrounds was a nightclub

Posted: 06/13/09 04:01 PM

Forum: General

At 6/13/09 01:21 PM, AsthmaticHamster wrote: If Newgrounds was a night club, it would serisouly be the biggest sausage fest ever...

Too Many Dicks on the Dancefloor...

Not enough chicks and too many dicks.


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Topic: The younger you is a dick.

Posted: 05/25/09 08:58 PM

Forum: General

Thanks for letting us all know people mature with age. We would've never figured it out ourselves.


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Topic: Stupid People on Newgrounds!

Posted: 05/25/09 08:55 PM

Forum: General

At 5/25/09 08:53 PM, Guest8792 wrote:
At 5/25/09 08:24 PM, Piss wrote: I think you're incredibly ironic. I've seen you 5 those KK and FF flashes.
Isn't that called being a hypocrite?

Thanks for pointing out the extremely obvious.


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Topic: Official Modern Warfare 2 Thread

Posted: 05/13/09 03:43 PM

Forum: Video Games

You mean Modern Warfare 1.5?


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Topic: Games you have to get!

Posted: 05/13/09 03:42 PM

Forum: Video Games

In my opinion.

1. Wipeout HD
2. Valkyria Chronicles
3. Shadow of the Colossus


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Topic: Favorite Zombie Game?

Posted: 05/13/09 03:40 PM

Forum: Video Games

Burn Zombie Burn!


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