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At 9/6/09 11:55 PM, Pounce wrote: Now I, bound to oath, never retaliate against anything a woman does, or says.

But last night, the straw that broke the camel's back was when the vapid airhead whore and her family I'm currently stuck with had the gall to say I didn't know anything about computers while dusting out the old thing I built.

So now I'm pissed off and decided to show her just how "little" I know about computers.

I've reformat their laptop and partiontioned into such tiny blocks I'm not sure if even Ubuntu will run on it. Oh, and I threw out the recharger.

I've also changed the security settings on their wireless network to something I don't even remember, thus, cannot revert. Login password was admin/admin, hahahahahaha

I've taken the liberty to brute force all their accounts such as facebook and AIM and delete them. The ones I couldn't exterminate, I changed the password to something that would take weeks to crack.

But I'm not done yet, I want to keep this up. I need ideas to make their computer and Internet life miserable.
Let's keep this small scale, no calling cops for kiddie porn or whatever.

this is simple annoying, nothing big, but ocne they get all the problesm fixed this will really piss them off when they get on the internet.

all you have to do is set the homepage to ALL the browers(even ares browsers or anything liek that) to smouch.net/lol/ (the famous and limitlessly original rickroll.

At 9/6/09 08:40 PM, furrysowhat wrote: she's hot, has a great personality, whats not to like? please help. i want to be her boy friend. (jokes accepted)

i was going to photoshop the ppicture and make an epic joke. but i'm in a happy mood, so i'll help you out.

so here's what you do,

first you gotta get her in public, but also not around anyone you know. that way you have privacy but don't have to worry about it feeling awkward.

next you need some kind of present, something you can jsut liek pick up and give to her, that isn't worth crap. liek a plastic ring from one of machines, or a flower made from a napkin.

then, depending on her response do one hte following things:

if she

a. laughs and accepts it. say "I'd get you a real one, but then you'd think i was flirting"

b. says (jokingly) something along hte lines of "this is the best you can do?" or "you can't even get me a good present?" you say "well i'm sorry, next time i'll get something that cost 100 bucks"

trust me, it'll work, i know these things.

someone had to do it

NG is a dumbass and won't let me post my picture. here's a link.

the worlds only all purpose assualt rifle. includes 20 caliber machine gun, 50 caliber automatic death machine, and multiple hand guns with extended clips. complete with 50 million watt laser cannon. along with a smaller more concentrated 10 million watt laser handgun. i call it, the a56 death rifle

At 9/6/09 06:28 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: I'm far too lazy to look at somebody's userpage.

IF I bothered to care.

Also this is probably going to start a USA vs UK, or USA vs rest of the world flaming war.

Seeing as the site is predominantely American. No offense intended.

yep. i'm intirely to lazy.

At 9/6/09 06:00 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: So she could make the house payment for this month. Yep, we're poor.

I guess it is kind of a good feeling to know that I can really help my mom out and pay her back for everything she is done for me, however, it is still scary to know there wasn't enough money to make the payments for the place we live.

if you ever wonder if she ins't plannign to pay you back, just tell her oyu won't move out until she does. you'll get your money. :D

At 9/6/09 06:19 PM, Bruise wrote: 1. Go to this video.
2. Pause at 24 seconds, mute sound.
3. Go to this video.
4. Hit play.
5. Go back to original muted video and hit play right afterwards.
6. Feel really bad for laughing your ass off.
7. Be pissed off at me for being such an insensitive bastard.

1. fucking hilarious.

2. damn you jackass.

I'm skotch-korean! how bout you?

actually i'm american. but part irish with some bitish. and a little asain i think to.

I think new ground should switch to vbuletin forums. there are so many new topics that show up constantly it's jsut hard to keep up with. it's alot easier on vbulletin. but we would lsoe all the topics and posts...but that's okay, we can start over!

At 9/6/09 06:05 PM, wegra2007 wrote: I always wonder why people love soda so much. I tried it a few times and can never drink it without making a weird face. I always drink water whenever I have soda at parties and stuff like that. What do you guys think?

i live off coke. and not just the soda kind. (wink wink)

At 9/6/09 06:04 PM, VinnyXY wrote: If you went to Heaven what would be the very first thing that you would do?

Since this is Heaven and not Hell you have a choice to do whatever you want so what would you do?

look down at earth and say "FUCK YOU SUCKAS! i'm gonna go bang some slutty angels!"

just kidding. i'd thank god for being so forgiving for my sins. then sit back and chill with dead homies.

At 9/6/09 03:39 PM, Miigga wrote: what i do im almost pooping my pants im so exsited?? hope i dont be late

so hows it like in school my bro tell me it is not fun but my mum tell me it is nice to go school

anyone have expeirence here????

I droppe dout of school when i was five. after crewing the teacher five times, she got fired. and i had no reason to go back.

At 9/6/09 06:09 AM, Prinzy2 wrote: Just now, after working 9 hours ready for the comfort of my own bed, I notice subtle changes in my room and really didn't think anything of it. Then I'm in my bed surfing the net and my hand touches a slimy substance on my comforter, you guesses it, jizz, maybe 4 hours old. How fucking disgusting is that? How can any one person be so god damn fucked in the head that he jerks off in his brother's bed?

God I'm pissed, It's my personal space not to mention I have a fair chunk of cash laying around my room in $20 and $50 bills and to be brutally honest, I wouldn't be able to tell if he took any of it. I really don't know what pisses me off more, the fact that he went into my room with absolutely no good reason to and possibly stole something or looked around, or he was jerking off in my bed.

How should I extract my revenge Newgrounds? If anyone else had something like this happen to them, how did you deal with it?

How should I extract my revenge?

oh i can't resist! here's what you do bro.

I assume you're young? liek still live wiht you mom young? okay. if so ollow these steps

1. go into you mom's room, look for panties, get the sexiest pair you can find.

2. look for any kind of sexual toy, (vibrator, dong, etc)

3. take these items to your brothers room, (make sure to make it obvious someoen was in you mom's room)

4. hide them in spots where they can be found easily, somewhere your mom might notice if she was just going in his room, to get his dirty clothes, or soemthign along that line.

5. make sure your brother won't enter his room before your mom does, if this isn't possible hide the items somewhere that you brother wouldn't find unless he was looking for them.enjoy.

6. without seeming suspicious get your mom to look in her room, liek you can say " why was <insert brother's name here> in your room earlier?"

7. just sit back and enjoy.

(bonus step) if you want to make it really funny jerk off in his bed and leave some jizz on the panties.

if you're older, and like don't live with your mom. then just kick his ass.

we already knew this. only idiots thought he really did.

the loudest fucking screamos i can find.

At 9/6/09 12:41 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote:

At 9/6/09 12:38 PM, superthief wrote: i even shit in a bonfire once

You shat in a bonfire once.

technically he shitted in a bonfire once. but even I say shat.

I can stick a spin heel kick vertical. liek full split vertical. i'm a black belt BTW. ^_^ no really, i can kick you ass.

At 9/4/09 08:01 PM, Blackfire32 wrote: Who here likes that show.

some say i'm weird. some say i'm a freak. but i'm fifteen. and i love that show.

there's your jacked up poetry for the day. TEEN TITANS FTW!!!

At 6/13/09 12:37 PM, wegra2007 wrote: Okay seriously, today she went looking through my posts and whatnot and I catch her doing it. She also saw my PM's too! And gives me a lecture about how Newgrounds is a place filled with people who are simular to drug dealers and think it's okay. I laughed at how absurd that sounded.

Also she says she's going to print out my posts and show them to everyone including the school maybe. She thinks it's not typical for people to post stuff like that because it's obscene. She even threatened to delete my account. I mean look at my posts. Is there anything obscene about what I posted even for Newgrounds?

She also said these kids will end up in juvie ( Lol sirtom). So newgrounds what's your opinion? Please help me out here.

And mom or any other relatives if your reading this stay out of my fucking business. And I'm sorry.

us? do drugs? what? no....:D

yeah, perents ae jacked up like that. don't sweat it man. she'll make a big deal out of it and make herself look like an idiot. you'll get pitty form freind for having such a stupid mom.

At 9/5/09 08:19 PM, MetaKnightPWNS wrote: It was God's chosen people!!! Don't you go to church!?!?

I have a sinking feeling you're being a smartass. i you are being serious then i totally agree.

"so if you're a girl, does that mean you don't have a penis?" needless to say I got slapped with a flipflop.

okay you know how late at night, on channels like discovery, and fox, the actual shows stpo playing and the paid programming ads start playing? yeah, anyone ever watched oen for no reason? i do it. I partically like the "free money" one. For some strange reason I laugh my ass off when ever i see it. I have a problem don't i?

At 9/5/09 02:43 PM, Sidorio wrote:

At 9/5/09 02:41 PM, DaShadowz wrote: I know it's a joke and all, but I'm christian and I can't help but find many of these posts offending. please don't insult my god or my religion. or i might be forced to flame you.

Please tell me who you think wrote the bible. I'd like to see an actual Christian contribute to this four page thread.

God wrote it. But if you mean physically WROTE it, liek with a pencil or something. Then many people did, in most cases that specific book of the bible is named after them.

At 9/5/09 02:45 PM, STEM wrote: I'd imagine it's a land you would have to conquer, not buy

GL

but first he ahs to get through chuck norris, the current owner of the moon.

I don't hate him. But I Strongly disagree with his plans for this country, his beliefs, and his party. (i'm Republican)

I know it's a joke and all, but I'm christian and I can't help but find many of these posts offending. please don't insult my god or my religion. or i might be forced to flame you.

I know it's fake, it's simply not possible. But he does do an awesome job at faking it.