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At 9/8/09 01:35 AM, Spaghetti14 wrote: Is it bloodshow.com?
I was told to go there once, and it was like "These images will never leave your brain after you see them" so I freaked out and didn't watch anything.

DAMN YOU! i jsut HAD to go there! now i'm scarred for life!

I'm a virgin, technically. I haven't had sex, but i've gotten damn close to it. i mean me and my girlfreind have done everything but sex, wait, that sounded wrong, everything EXCEPT sex. that works.

davedays, shane dawson, thestation, smosh, stuff liek that,

i find it hard to remember peoples names, on other forums i jsut match the avatars to the posts, but it's vary hard witht hese stupid preset avatars that i fail to understand.

bottom line

I WANT COSTUM AVATARS! MAKE IT HAPPEN BASTARDS!

At 9/8/09 03:28 PM, JaY11 wrote: Why don't they do that? They are probably the most popular website in the world, so I'd presume there would be a lot of active discussion, plus it would encourage alot more people to sign up.

Just one general discussion forum, it would be epic. Discuss.

i will ask chuck norris, he is hte president of google. i'm sure he'll liek the idea.

have fun gettting but raped.

At 9/7/09 08:32 PM, VespeneGas wrote: They fucking did it.

Treason. Although the design of the character was faithful to the series, the idea that they introduced a new character in the first place is complete sacrilege. It's from a film that hasn't been released in the US.

Fucking discuss.

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! I FINALLY KNOW WHAT HE LOOK SLIKE!!!Q

At 9/3/09 09:00 PM, SohlTofang wrote: So I was just sitting here, being really fucking bored, tired of trollin' when I thought about how people are always looking for those "fast easy painless deaths". And I got to thinking what if a real man was emo? How would he kill himself? I mean if he really liked pain he'd do it right, no slashed wrists or hanged.

So, I'm just curious of how good the imaginations here at newgrounds are.

I'd nail my hand to the door of an elivator, and i'd be on the out side, with my feet nailed to teh floor.

At 9/7/09 09:38 PM, KingofKool wrote: So I just saw a retarded commercial on TV for this site and I thought I'd share it with you guys. It's a site where you'll be connected to a 1 on 1 chat with a minister. If you need some help with making arguments, or just flat out trolling this as well as this should help you. Good luck and have fun, I look forward to seeing some christfags get owned.

even though i'm christians, i do enjoy trolling. this is gonan be so much fun.

reasons to become a meataterian:

1. it's fucking delicious!!!

2. god wants us ot eat meat.

3. chuck norris eats meat.

At 9/7/09 01:34 AM, DaShadowz wrote: for excessive posting? i mean cursing is aloud and all, but if you do it to much can you ge banned?

i meant cursing, not posting. sorry

you're uglky. ^_^

for excessive posting? i mean cursing is aloud and all, but if you do it to much can you ge banned?

At 9/6/09 11:32 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: Newgrounds, you're sitting in the room you are now. You're typing away at the computer, when you get a sudden message.

"You have two minutes to leave. There are eight men coming to kill you. They will fight to the death. Typical gangsters. One has only a knife. 5 have Glock 18s. 2 have AK47's, one being fully automatic."

What do you do, given the weapons/surroundings you have?

My plan :

I'd run upstairs, grab my dads handgun and shotgun. The handgun has a magazine right by it, so that's ready and cocked in a few seconds. I'd break open the box of shells and load them into the shotgun, which would take a minute at most.

Taking my knife, shotgun, handgun, and shells, I'd slip out the back window, crawl down the little 'roof' thing, and get to the ground. Jump the fence, head into the field. By this time they'd be searching the house.

I could either be in the one of two directions of houses, one having the houses few and far between but near main roads. The other being deeper into my neighborhood, where I could probably get some armed backup and wait out the situation, defending myself if need be.

NG, what's your plan of action?

stnad by the door and stick my foot up someones ass, steal his gun and start mowing bitches down.

DAMNIT! stupid quotes take up to much of the fucking post

damnit still to much quote

OMFG!!@@ DAMN YOU TO LONG QUOTES!!!!

okay, look, i'm jsut gonna post a lot of "1"s untill there is enough psoit and less quote

1111111111111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111 11111111111111

At 9/6/09 11:06 PM, Presidentjlh wrote: No one cares

this.

At 9/6/09 08:01 PM, Show-R-Studios wrote: Which one is cooler in your personal opinion?
I do not care if you are an atheist, but I just want to know which one do you guys think is cooler? There is the mighty and destructive Jewish God, or the friendly merciful Christian God. BTW, I go for the Jewish God, so much more bad ass! Then again, I am Jewish, so I was raised to like him more.

For The Record
I believe mostly in science, no I do not believe that the grand canyon was creating in one day, or that the earth was created in 6 days. I mostly believe in science, but hell, there are two Gods that coudl each be labeled cool, which one do you think?

Please Do Not Preach
No preaching about which religion is better, just which God you think is cooler in your opinion. Lets also keep the language at a level of 5, from 1 to 10. An occasional fuck, or shit, but please no spamming or yelling fruitlessly.

they are the smae god you dumbass. just diferent opinions about the details. anyway i'm christian so obviously chistian god.

damn you stupid quotes that are to long and make me put these extra sentences at the end f my posts.

At 9/7/09 01:14 AM, BlahLab wrote: in my opinion, the best part about little kids (especially boys) is their adorable nature. i mean, priests cant even say no.
wat should i do about the house arrest?

i assume you're closely related to pedobear?

At 8/29/09 03:12 PM, JollySpace wrote: NO! I hate 12 yr olds.

more liek 9 year olds, then again, i look preetty young for my age to. it wouldn't be the first tiem someoen loks realy young.

At 9/6/09 12:50 AM, ghostxero wrote: what would u do? would u go insane and needlessly loot and steal and hole up somewhere?
or would you suit and boot up and soldier your way to freedom?

hide behind chuck norris,

At 9/7/09 12:45 AM, vulkord7 wrote:

At 9/7/09 12:34 AM, DaShadowz wrote:

but i prefer to be happy, make jokes, smile, and even emberass myself for the amusement of others.

You hate a lot of shit for someone with such a light and airy spirit.

lol, goo dpoint. but i'm actually always happy, and never sad or mad,

At 9/7/09 12:45 AM, FatJoe214 wrote:

At 9/7/09 12:44 AM, DaShadowz wrote:

At 9/7/09 12:42 AM, pieplane wrote: a wallet with $1492 in cash.. imma keep it.. should i? or, like its cursed or some shit? heres the pic of the money on my table:

you can keep it, but i get 50% for giving you the idea to keep it.

You both get $746. I want 1/3 since i did the math so we each get $497.33333333333333333333333

now you're jsut being a copier man. that's not cool.

stupid quote thing is to fucking big, this is fixinfg that problem.

At 9/7/09 12:42 AM, pieplane wrote: a wallet with $1492 in cash.. imma keep it.. should i? or, like its cursed or some shit? heres the pic of the money on my table:

you can keep it, but i get 50% for giving you the idea to keep it.

At 9/7/09 12:41 AM, KrossXero wrote: Be honest

Some girls say im cute, and I'm curious to what newground thinks

you looked like a cracked out 12 yearold to be honest.....

At 9/7/09 12:29 AM, Blush wrote:

At 9/7/09 12:17 AM, DaShadowz wrote: a tear is symbol of life, a sign for the sad that they can be happy, a sign for thge hapy taht they were once sad, <poetic vioce>

just kidding, a tear is your moms vajayjay juice coming out of you eye.

Wow, this made me laugh so fucking much. You get an internet for your humor.

YAYZ! I'll name it vajayjay tear in honor of the momment.

to much quote, not enough text, this is just fixing that problem.

At 7/15/09 02:26 PM, VinnyXY wrote: what would you do?

What would you do if you came into your room and you saw that I have smashed your computer into peices?

360 axe kick yo ass into the floor.

At 8/26/09 03:19 AM, Lintire wrote: Withdrawn into your protective shell once more.

amen brother.

At 9/7/09 12:32 AM, DaShadowz wrote: noobs, combat arm hackers (particularly chamers, aimbots are annoying but fine, but the chams i really ahte) women who have small boobs, homos, girls who talk like homos, peopel who smack their lips before ever word, fat people who grunt when they move, mexicans that get on english games or websites and expect US to speak THEIR language, people who use "ur mom" as a comeback, ugly chicks who think their hot, fat chicks who think their sexy, people who are anti-trolls, people who call me a troll(even if i am), dumbasses who argue about stuff that they know nothing about, people who say weed is a drug, it's jsut a plant! people who make videos of a stripper and jsut before the girl takes her top off a zombie or sometrhign pops up and makes a loud screaming noise, noobs who believe me when i say i hacked their pc, people who use "lol" when they actually talk, people who are to fucking lazy to say I don't know, and instead say I D K, peopel who listen to rap and RnB, nickers(i'm not gonna actually say it)(not black people! nickers, black people are awhsum, except the ones who act liek nickers,) racists, rapists, jerks, people who only date girls for sex, guys who touch girls even though they no the girl doesn't want them to.

wow, that's a long list...and i have more to...

nicker=ni gger

oh yea, i forgot emo kids, WTF IS WITH YOU EMO KIDS ANYWAY?! i have a emo friend, all he says is "happyness isn't real" "all i want is sadness and pain" and "i wish i could kill someone" seriously man, emo kids really know how to bring down a mood. but i prefer to be happy, make jokes, smile, and even emberass myself for the amusement of others.

noobs, combat arm hackers (particularly chamers, aimbots are annoying but fine, but the chams i really ahte) women who have small boobs, homos, girls who talk like homos, peopel who smack their lips before ever word, fat people who grunt when they move, mexicans that get on english games or websites and expect US to speak THEIR language, people who use "ur mom" as a comeback, ugly chicks who think their hot, fat chicks who think their sexy, people who are anti-trolls, people who call me a troll(even if i am), dumbasses who argue about stuff that they know nothing about, people who say weed is a drug, it's jsut a plant! people who make videos of a stripper and jsut before the girl takes her top off a zombie or sometrhign pops up and makes a loud screaming noise, noobs who believe me when i say i hacked their pc, people who use "lol" when they actually talk, people who are to fucking lazy to say I don't know, and instead say I D K, peopel who listen to rap and RnB, nickers(i'm not gonna actually say it)(not black people! nickers, black people are awhsum, except the ones who act liek nickers,) racists, rapists, jerks, people who only date girls for sex, guys who touch girls even though they no the girl doesn't want them to.

wow, that's a long list...and i have more to...

nicker=ni gger

At 9/7/09 12:09 AM, Oni-James wrote: Is a thing of sadness? Then why do we cry when we are happy? But it cannot be a thing of joy, that I know for certain. I would like everyone's opinion. But please this is a serious one, don't make a joke of it.

a tear is symbol of life, a sign for the sad that they can be happy, a sign for thge hapy taht they were once sad, <poetic vioce>

just kidding, a tear is your moms vajayjay juice coming out of you eye.

women get higher scores for two reasons:

men don't give a shit! we cna get Fs or As, we really don't friggin care!

and second, the women do sexaul favors for the peopel who grade the tests.