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death will be fuckign awesome, just as long as i stay with god, cuz i here hell ain't so hot,..so to speak.

like when you're watching an inappropriate video on your pc (anything from porn to lots of cursing) adn they are like " what are oyu watching" and you can't say it because then your perents wil hear, and your like "something"

"what something"

"it's nothing go away"

"I WANNA KNOW WHAT IT IS"

then your mom comes and makes you let the brat watch it, and your like "mom it's fucking porn she's like fucking 5 you want her to fucking watch it now?"

At 10/11/09 06:16 PM, Chimp-eat-me wrote:

At 10/11/09 06:14 PM, DaShadowz wrote: if you play maplestory or combat arms, maybe even runescape thats fine, but if you seek as low as world of warcraft, man you have problems,

tell me, what do you see in wow?

SINK! fucking SINK as low as-

you're welcome, bye

oh dam, that was an epic fial on my part.

christian, though i don't act it online, i do believe in god, and i ger really pissed when someone jokes about Christianity.

okay, he was elected ten days before the noble prize nominee deadline, okay. explain how he managed to win a nobel prize in 10 days? oh wait, that's right. he's the first black president. let's give him a freaking nobel prize! god americans these days are fucking dumbasses.

i'm dressing up as a shadow, :P i'm getting one of those mask you can only see through from the inside, and wereing balck pants with a black hoodie thatas way to big, :P

if you play maplestory or combat arms, maybe even runescape thats fine, but if you seek as low as world of warcraft, man you have problems,

tell me, what do you see in wow?

forgot to mention, you left out scene kids and gangsters. i'm with the scene kids.

look up "teenie" or go ask a black dude(no racism intended, racism joke intended) for some weed, :D

emo is goth for middle schoolers.

goth has become more of a fad then what it used to be. it used be liek worshipping hte devil, now it's just dressing in dark colors and writing depressing poems.

wigga sounds to muhc like n igger

so i'm going with punk.

i watched that once. everyone told me don't watch it man, but noooo, i wasn't going to be the only one not to have seen it.....before, i loved porn, after, i wouldn't even look at a porn mag wihtout praying there was no lesbian chicks crapping....god that video still haunts my dreams,

70% stare at pictures of magan fox.

26% stare at pictures of ashton kutcher

2% stare at both

1% aren't mindless fuck seeking zombies and spend their time on productive activities. like smoking weed.

and the last 1% are nerds who stare at math books.

seriously man, WTF is beast? why are middle schoolers all like "that's beast man" and "i was beasting"?!

even some people in my highschool say it sometimes, i'm like "WTF is beast?"

At 10/10/09 08:30 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote:

Kids these days are fucking morons.

LMAO! i swear i cried for 10 minutes form laughing.

jerking off. fucking hilarious.

who showers?

they hit men with flipflops. :P

At 10/10/09 08:51 PM, TheSilverGuitar wrote: Now, not all of us are grammar nazis, but we all have our moments when one moron seems to abuse the English language so hard through one small but consistent mistake.

I'd have to say the ones that make me see red are "your" in the place of "you're" and "to" in the place of "too".

"what was you doing?"

I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK!? YOU KNOW IT'S WERE SO WHY THE FUCK DO YOU SAY WAS!?!?!

At 10/10/09 09:49 PM, tweekee wrote: Well, it could be the same person, just with alternate accounts. But lets say it isn't. That is some fucked up shit you got there. I say you go see pattie, test if she tries to eat your head off.

OMFG hilarious, you idiot. epic fail. you obviously think about the internet to much.

okay, here's what you do, burn the letter from pattie, send a picture of shotgun to the peopel in the second letter, signed the letter "pattie, your soon to be murderer" with the address from california, this will cuse to this will cause two things:

1. it will scare the fuck out of the people for the second letter.

2. it will make pattie realize your not someone to fuckw with. and i mean fuck with on both levels.

At 10/6/09 12:39 AM, ThePhantomGamer wrote: Are you a Pokemon? Because I want to take a peek at chu

OH FUCK!!!! that one got a head in the keyboard!! FUCKING HILARIOUS!

"you know i'm a animal person, i just looveee cats...."pussycats that is"

wanna know a good one?

"what's your email?"

"why?"

"i uhh,.... thought it would be to obvious if i asked for your phone number."

it's very important that you say the "uhh...." if oyu don't it sounds ot planend out, the uhhh... makes it look like oyu made it up off hte tip of your tongue.

yes. though it is true....

okay, i'm not racist. i wan tto get that point across.

but have you ever noticed that most black people have anmes with basically interchangeable syllables?

examples:

syllables a name by start with:

ta, da, na, ma, ba, ja, ka, she, me,

syllables that may be in the middle of a name:

ni, di, si, by, kay, day, may, mar, lon,

syllables names may end with:

ka, nia, mia, lon, mar,

names you can make by putting random syllables together:

tanika, Dania, Jamar, Jalon, sheimaka,

i mean seriously, all they do is trough a few syllables together and call it a name, perents, name your children wisely, use originality. please.

once again, I AM NOT RACIST. i love black people, without them i wouldn't be able to get my weed. :P

at least he didn't lick teh jizz of your bed and then hump your leg for three days.

try a bath in tomato sauce ~wink wink~

i dont know whats in it...but i know it used to be a laxative D:

At 10/8/09 11:10 PM, o0-0o wrote:

Age/Gender: 42, Male

About damn time.

this.

At 10/9/09 09:41 AM, wegra2007 wrote: No explaination needed.

Just Discuss.

wow...just wow....god stupid catholivs always try to reach out to young people, just one of their many failed attempts.

jsut and teh, and sometimes adn.

there smaller and easy to use. thing of it as using a condom(earphone) apposed to putting a bookbag over your dick(headphones)

and headphones are so big, you have ot carry them around when your nto listening to music, but earphones can fit righ tin your pocket. :P

just give me the damn avatars mother fuckers!

the last tiem i saw her before she moved....but atleast she moved back 4 years later!