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At 1/6/06 07:12 PM, Jake wrote: Nerf guns are fun no matter how old you get.

this.

(ever had someone you hate? all you have is a nerf gun and tooth picks? stick tooth picks in each of the darts, make sure just a little bit is stick out, then fire away!)

now you just need a buggy(thats my redneck name for shopping cart, blame my parents) to pu twhat little you own in.

chicks shouldn't be aloud, their eyes are to pretty, but guys with pretty eyes are just plain wierd, they should be bound by law to have their eyes unglyfied.

p.s. if i ever go to the nether lands i'm getting my iris(if you can get it done on that part, not likely) black and grey, and the white part evil orange.

At 10/25/09 06:18 PM, RockMessiah123 wrote:

At 10/25/09 06:15 PM, DaShadowz wrote:

and i will make jeff dunham give me is achmed doll, i need a side kick.

i dont think the doll would be very keen on that

but i plan to become a terrorist, why wouldn't he wan tto be my side kick? and besides, i need to ask him if i'm aloud to use his catch phrase right before i kill soemone "wait for it.....I KILL YOU!"

I WANT ONE!!! mommy mommy@ can i have one?

death note ftw.

i got kneed in the ass once, had a bruise on my ass hole for weeks. dam asian friend did it to me, fuck asians and their torture of americans.

kill the women. sex is good, but not wortht eh extra mouths to feed.

tell the 1 friend that is a girl i've always loved her, even though i dont, that way she'll save me if i'm in a lfie or death situation. and then tell the other friend (thats a guy) that he is liek a brother to me, even though he isn't. so that way he wont get pissed cuz i told his crush i love her. then i'll pull out a minigun and march to russia, time to moe down some asains for no reason what so ever.

then after that i'll take control of waht little is left of russia taht the apocalyspe and my minigun didnt destroy, then i will start a empire in the new world, and kill anyone in my path, and i will make jeff dunham give me is achmed doll, i need a side kick.

you're most likely a teenager. i think everyone on earth can agree taht with teh things teenagers do and say, they are all slightly autistic.

make me a sig with two stick people cursing each other out. do it now dmait.

jk, but seriously where can a guy get a sig around here?

masturebate?

rofl epic find

god dam this thread is still on the first page? this has to be a NG record or something, threads almost never stay on the first page for this long.

wait what?

At 10/25/09 04:00 PM, DaShadowz wrote: amazing the things people will subscribe to on youtube these days.

i take it back, i just subscribed after watching two videos.

internetzzors? i'm adding that to my list of internet names

interwebs

internets

internetzors

amazing the things people will subscribe to on youtube these days.

ZOMG! ROFL!

.....dude..it's called talking like a 5 year old pothead to make it funnier.

wth did "boo" come from? i mean seriously who the hell decided that "boo" is supposed to be scary?

At 10/24/09 07:45 PM, Jinx-Studios wrote:

At 10/24/09 07:44 PM, DaShadowz wrote: as i said, i'm a real douche.

You are a douche, but you're a smarty-douche, so that gets you 15 points.

:D i has 15 points!!! can i trade them in for an internets?

fake. obviously. but still slightly amusing.

well, i'm going to be a real douche and point out all the letters of the alphabet are in teh dictionary, so....

bcdfghjklmpqrstvwxz

thats that, 19? i win.

as i said, i'm a real douche.

he's trying to be a youtube star that is hilariously funyn for no reason, liek fred. only he is failing epically.

At 10/16/09 04:35 PM, supersayinlink wrote: WTF? man im lucky i dont have that...yet....

tahts cuz yoru on the forums page, you ahve to go to the homeapge.

sprry for typos, to fucking annoyed right now for spell check, dont ask why.

bullshit, i have more important things to think about. like weed. and girls.

get back to you after i get married. :'(

i'm sure sooner or later i'll get picked on for believing in sexual purity. jus tot let oyu know, I dont WANT to stay pure until mariage, i'd rather fuck the next girl i see, but god says i ahve to stay a virgin, :'(

At 11/18/07 07:18 PM, The-Omnipresence wrote: Because girls are whores for "exotic" men.

And thats all you need to know.

this.

actually it's because they think english guys are more su-su-sufistacateded, then american guys. bullshit.

okay one, your mom is a dumbass for even letting you know that she knows, perents should know that things that harmless (like drawing dicks) yet very awkward should not be discussed with their kids, it's just a rule,