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At 11/7/09 03:39 PM, Deathrow-cy wrote: Sex at 14? WHATS THIS WORLD COMING TO????

i kinda envy you a little bit though =\

you do know he was lying right? and that he's a 24 yearold virgin? kay then.

that last bit made me so happy. now i'm legally aloud to flame with smartass comments like these:

dont worry about girls kid, stick to having sex with your mom.

that must be why you started dating guys, you always know which one to choose now.

choose the one who is willing to be on birth control so you dont need condoms.

date them all and have an orgy?

wow. looks like you have a crush on the whole chess club huh?

date them all and when one asks if your cheating say "no" and start singing poker face.

dump them all and go back to your card board cut-out of miley cyrus?

stop dating chicks over the internet and having webcam sex with them?

get off newgrounds and get a life.

become a vampire and find a girl named bella who begs for sex and for you to "bite" her?

stop fantasizing about having girlfriends and go get a real one?

god dam i'm good at this.

afro ninja fails XD

now i'm legally aloud to refer to my dad as a fag. fucking inconsidrate harly rider.

i'd like to see myself kick total ass in a kung fu movie with jet li by my side kicking just as much ass.

sorry. but i'm to lazy to read past the second sentence. your on your own.

does anyone else find it weird, that on a website made out of 70% adults and about 30% teenagers that we are all exicted about a kids movie coming out?

p.s. FUCKING AWESOME! can't wait!

you see clutter. i see epic organization. i'm the kinda guy who needs everything layed out in front of him in a random yet carefully made out order.

stayed home cuz it was raining....

At 11/1/09 08:02 PM, buttseckspoo wrote: Seriously who dosnt like that show?! I mean its awesome and i love the characters i also want to get ass raped by sasuke so bad

i was 1 second away from flaming. but the last part about sasuke gave away the failed troll atempt. next time, dont make it so obvious.

pwned.

i only text when the teacher has to stop and go do something. or is looking ofr something in his/her desk. etc.

i like the names edward and ellease. hopefully i'll havv twins and my wife will let me anme them that. XD

only if you never use it on a man.

i wouldn't put it past two 10-year olds. i grabbed a girls crotch when i was 11. twice. and she never told anyone. i think the whore liked it. XD

my first ever entry into a photoshop thread!

if your a fan of motivational comedy pics i'm sure you'll have seen the original version. if not go here:

http://www.motivationpics.com/images/fat _people.jpg

At 10/31/09 04:05 PM, DaShadowz wrote: it's raining tonight, so i'm gonna get to wear it, but here it is. my sister was gonna od the make up, and iwas gonna buy a contact

i meant not gonag et to wear it

p.s. thats not me.

it's raining tonight, so i'm gonna get to wear it, but here it is. my sister was gonna od the make up, and iwas gonna buy a contact

...how dare you! i'm disgusted that anyone thinks of girls in revealing costumes like that!

awh screw it so do i.

it's probably cold form holding the beers. i'd sugest sticking it up your ass for quick warming.

am i an idiot for not getting it?

jeff dunham is fucking hilarious you treacherous bastard!

this.

amish fail, quiet epically.

http://ohthots.wordpress.com/2009/10/29/
jeff-dunham-in-sonny-with-a-chance/

now i love jeff dunham, he is fucking hilarious, but uh...isn't he a bit perverted for disney channel?

i mean seriously, and WALTER of all puppets is going to be on it with him, WALTER! omg. disney fails epically.

considering achmed was making jokes about 72 virgins and 2 Vietnamese chicks in his last show, in nearly all of his performances the jalapeno guy makes a joke about screwing peanuts mom, and jeff is gonna wlak in on walters genital exam(i guess thats what he is having) on the next show, he seems a bit to perverted to be on disney channel. and by a bit, i mean a whole fucking lot.

oh and if your wondering why the fuck i care? i dont really, just wanted to rant about something.

newgrounds angry face? carved pumpkin like that would pwb.

it's about having the power to kill someone, makes people feel....powerful. i myself dont like guns. i can kill someone with my hadns and feet(seriously, i'm trained in three martial arts and i'm a blackbelt in two,) i can handle myself without a gun.

At 10/29/09 06:23 PM, naronic wrote:

:a girl posts a naked picture of his-herself

his-herself? o.O

i'm a newgrounders, which requires me to be a douchebag. so i must say.

HAHA! you got raped!

okay, jk. but now the real comment, (p.s. i really feel for people who have been raped. it's really horrible. i dont care if it was my dad, if someone i knew raped someone i'd kcik their ass and (literally in all seriousness) repeatedly beat them in teh groin with a bat.)

i didn't read all of the outline, so some of these may have already been in there.

great outline, dont forget to include somem info about psychological rape. convensing a women she wants to have sex, when in reality she would never have sex with said person.

be sure to include statistics on how many of raped women were underage at the time.

include statistics on how many women were physically harmed by the rape, such as broken bones or server bruising,

At 10/29/09 06:01 PM, Jakuma wrote: This is a pretty gay idea.

lies. fuck off bastard! (jk, no flaming or offense intended)

hell yeah! i love wearing NG shirts, they fucking pwn.

At 10/28/09 10:57 PM, spartan100 wrote: so... am i in south park

the idea was epic. the editting...not so much.