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i wasn't very creative with teh info and stuff, i'm sure someone else can do a better job.

i need myself in the crotch.

dont ask.

At 11/8/09 08:50 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: Actually, if it's with the consent of the underage who was porn'd, it's semi-legal.
Also,

p.s. my girlfriend is fucking HAWWWTTT.....

I don't give two shits. I don't brag about my gf because I'm not a douche. YOu should follow that.

but she is HAWWWTTT. i'm not bragging, it's just true.

and guys, think of this way, i'm 15 soon to be 16. my gf is 2 months older then me, we both go to public school, we're both pretty popular. if it gets out were going to court for nude pics, our lives will be ruined. not to mention or parents will be ticked. as in we can't date each other anymore ticked. or at least her dad will be. anyway regardless of is the charges are dropped. if we got court we're screwed.

america fails. end of story. but i'll be fucked sideways if someones gonna make me leave. i leave on my own terms or i dont leave at all.

At 11/8/09 08:45 PM, The-Condor wrote:

At 11/8/09 08:44 PM, DaShadowz wrote: but she's older then me,...how the fuck can that count as child porn?

Because its nude pics of a minor.

Wait... Pictures of your girlfriend? Why would you take pictures of your hand?

ouch. i got pwned.

but no really this is true. i'm not really worried about it, but just be to safe i'm backing up the file with loads of security.

but she's older then me,...how the fuck can that count as child porn?

just sent me a picture of her nude(no NG, you can't see it) can't she like...get fined for that? being underage and all? and can't i get in trouble for being in possession of it? are we both gonna die?

p.s. my girlfriend is fucking HAWWWTTT.....

dildo+mouth+camara=NG laughing their asses off.

well,...it's much easier for girls to masturbate. so i'd fk myself with my fist for hours on end. then i'd....fk myself some more...then..pretty much all i'd do wass fk myself...

my sister plays that.

i here it's like fucking a fat chick, it's fun untill your friends see you.

ZOMFG! can't wai tto see tron guys 2.0 suit!!

can't go wrong with harry potter, most people think it's corny, once they start reading, they dont stop till they've read the whole series.

i lubs you newgrounds. i lubs you so much. thank you for the mmature section. XD who else likes it? everyone right? o.O

i do beleive this thread is one the best i ever made.

mines the one i used, wahts yours?

by smiler face i mean the ones you can select to put beside your thread, obviously.

At 11/6/09 05:10 PM, megakill wrote: theres probably a lot of things you dont get.

i see what he did there too.

well,...my first response to them would be "back teh fuck off! im a black belt bitches!" but since you may not be a blackbelt...i'd say go the easy way and get their asses kicked out of school, if you win by brains you get a minor head ache, if you win by bronze you get quiet a beating before you finally win. so try to win by brains first. if you can't get them kicked, beat the fuck out of there asses.

p.s. never be afriad to fight dirty, aim low for the quick kill.

i enjoy running through scenarios in my head, thinking if i was a cereal killer how i would kill someone, or if i was a predator, how i would up duct a young girl(i never actually go into detail of what i would DO with her, just think about how i'd catch her)

am i a sick bastard because of this?

i had a batman pillow, and GI joe pajamas, and spiderman socks(rofl i made a typo and typed cocks right there XD) not to mention superman wall paper,

At 11/8/09 03:31 PM, cast wrote: You're full of shit.

thx for that. now i have to shet for the next 5 hours till it's all out.

why everyone on NG is gets so hyped up about little kids shows? like the new jimmy nuetron thing, and the ed, edd, n eddy movie? i mean, i love these too, but i thought that ng might be one of the few sites on the internet NOT infested with 12 year olds. am i wrong? is NG actually full of 12 year olds? if so, i must leave, i hate those little buggers.

and if there are no 12 year olds. then why the fuck are we all so immature?

At 11/8/09 12:24 PM, Ptcfast wrote: How was sex like over 1,000-9,000 years ago? Did they use rocks as toys?

it was a reversed parady of sex today, kinda like that thread abotu sex in teh future you totally copied.

write a strory of pico(not neccesaraly pico, but a character like pico) having to cross the country slaying evil aliens.

after you amek the cut out connect the last point to the first, do this by hovering over the first point and clicking. after this is done the cut out line should become a dotted line (marching ants) if not then after connected the point click inside the selected area. then right click on teh selection, click on edit, and go to copy, copy it, then open file, and click open from clip board, it will open the selection with a checkers back ground, the checkers background isn't really a background, it's just there because there ahs to be something behind the nothing. and tada you ahve a cut out.

you stole your moms money when you were 5?

i really hate to say it.. but this thread cannot be denied it.

wait what?

i'd kill a guy, for these reasons:

he's about to kill somone

he's about to kill me

he's killed someone i know

he's a douche.

i admit. it does feel pretty satisfactory to tell a a noob to suck your balls, but it just sounds so gay.

i'm an amateur artist. for me it was best to practice both extremely unrealistic cartoons, and extremly realistic human faces. then slow combine them both. but thats how it worked for me.

ever been in an arguement with a guy, and he's like

"suck it"

or "suck my balls"

why do people say that? it's like telling the other guy your fucking gay. seriously who the fuck decided that was a good comeback? it's even more fucking fail then "ur mom" i mean really, why the fuck would you tell another guy to suck your balls.