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Jay-z is good i just never really liked him that much.

At 9/1/09 10:48 AM, pieplane wrote:

At 9/1/09 10:45 AM, Bryan wrote: This wins it so far, I think.

they made a pistol too!! wtf!?

And a sniper.

where will this shit end> Hello kitty RPG?

Could Jesus be black though? Seeing as he's from the middle east.

We got uniforms, although we get to wear whatever we want in P.E this year.

I can't wait for the offensive shirts(one of mine says C**T but that's hardly offensive).

Few years after going steady, when you're finally ready to go decrepit and old with someone you love.

Kick the door down and beat him to death with it.

At 8/31/09 06:28 PM, NeverHundred wrote: Do you shower in bathing shorts too?

For the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants too.

Well, I like the human form so being naked or around others who are naked does not bother me.

At 8/31/09 06:32 PM, Breaderer wrote:
Are you a fucking dog?

No, that's an expression it doesn't actually go 'inside' itself it just feels smaller because you're nervous, it doesn't actually change size.

Must be a British expression

Anyone done this on a Doberman?

'Cause I wanna' have a cute attack dog.

Most social networking sites are full of posing whores who think that people like them that much that they have to be in touch 24/7.

Do it, It'll build character.

And bad-ass scars for when you get a kitchen knife stabbed in your gullet by the paranoid gangs head 'cause you look like you might tell the cops about that shit you did.

Porn.

S'all you need.

Man I was running the marathon, then I hit a colossal wall.

Too long, I didn't read it.

Muscular women are the worst, I mean who wants a woman who when you beat her she turns around and splits your face in two.

Buy me some gold, for melting over my furniture.

Lurv me some gold, yeehah!.

At 8/31/09 04:49 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: Surely you mean Dermot? Holly doesn't host anymore.

Unfortuantly

He got interviewed by Holly though, anyways maybe it was for Cheryl or Dani? They looked pretty hot there.

Anyways How can you get an erection when nervous? Usually when I'm nervous mine goes inside itself.

We're all members of anonymous?

Are you sure bout that? I mean what about people who have no hands and can't use the internet? they can't be anonymous because well, they have no hands and they'd be easily distinguished by it..

Because it would be hard to type with no hands wouldn't it.

At 8/31/09 04:12 PM, ReverendMayhem wrote:
Don't worry. I heard they're replacing them with plastic surgery adverts. They'll help you

Wow, then they'll get even stranger.

A new face, by DKNY.

At 8/31/09 04:09 PM, Dreinashi wrote: simple, but awesome

This, love me a heartagram.

"Shit, I knew that Engie was a spy"

Lolobots TF2 reference.

At 8/31/09 03:50 PM, Creepyfan wrote: With these things the prefix refers to the thing pleasuring you and the suffix refers to the thing being pleasure. "Job" generally implies penis. But different prefixes life "hand" or "foot" can be attached to be more specific... Blow is just slang for mouth... You might as well call it a mouth job..

But isn't blow also slang for crack(cocaine)?

So it could also mean anal sex/anal cream pie.

I thought alteration was only is every word starts with the same sound or letter.

Meh, I got their compilation album so it doesn't really matter to me.

Morning glory was their best.

"Why isn't anyone serious?" sounds like the joker when he loses his job, and is crying on his porch after being evicted.

Hah, you sound like a sentimental faggot.

You really think that a relationship can survive at that age?

You probably don't even have pubic hair.

Sat through all of it, some of that stuff is sick like the animals getting killed nut the mass amount of meatspins made me lol.

Who'da thought a 14th century Prince would spawn one of the gayest school cliches ever.

Well there probably were some serial killers who used chainsaws and wore peoples faces.

Although I doubt the film is based on a true story.

Say, "Yo where's all the fit catholic schoolgirl bitches?" in a protestant church in Ireland.