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I'm pretty sure that Batman died in one of the comics.

Didn't he? Correct me if i'm wrong.

Meh, I still think doing it at shotgun point is better.

'Cause if they run, motherfuckers are gonna start dieing.

At 9/2/09 12:57 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: Just look at these cute little guys!

Whoa! It's like a lemur Mega-Zord!

Well, look at the picture accompanying the article what did you expect from such council-estate scum?

I got clipped by a cars wing mirror that was going about forty, smashed the mirror and my arm up quite bad but atleast it'll cost the boy racer some money to repair.

At 9/2/09 01:44 PM, Lagamuffin wrote:

At 9/2/09 01:43 PM, WackyAnimation wrote:

should I sign up?

Only if you're under 13 and can only draw sticks in MS Paint.

Don't forget cocks, never forget the cocks.

It's obviously a space plankton, you dickwads.

Hooray, another Tim Burton film that goths can dedicate their lives to.

Looks good though.

I always seem to write a really intelligent response when a thread is about to get locked and then I can't post it.

Most of that list is pretty fucking obvious, I'm surprised they didin't have something like...

-Don't set our family on fire when we say we hate them.
We're whiny bitches on facebook so we're obliged to hate anything that's good to us, but in truth females lie so don't commit murder/arson on my parents, k? :P

Next they'll be telling me they don't like it when i hit them with a hammer.

Also who really need to create a list telling men what to do to them, are we really that incompetent?

Wow that is pretty shameless but tomes and people change with time, so you have to live with shit like this. It also doesn't help that he's so static, and un-him-like.

Of course shit like this is gonna happen, I remember the first time I heard Evanescence cover heart shaped box, My balls were exploding with rage and yet I got over it.

Fucking Courtney Love being a sellout money grabbing whore.

Drink fairy liquid(or a similar washing up liquid) it'll make you throw up, it'll hurt and it won't be pretty but it works.

Turns your vomit fluorescent yellow because of the stomach acids.

Don't have sex with any pigs and you should be fine.

Get some Valium I believe that's a good tablet.

U C WAT I DID DER.

I'd say it's a military research base, most of it being underground though.

Where else would they make all the new-fangled tech?

Shit I forgot the pic.

Now this deserves a fuck yeah!

I Prefer the other kind of lemur.

Y'see gentlemen, this is why they invented the flamethrower.

Did you know that there's alot of space in space?

One year closer to death.

Chim-chimeny fucking cheree.

'63 Cadillac DeVille.

Waaah, nobody likes me i'm all alone. Listen kid everyone goes through this stage in their life the sooner you grow a pair and stop acting like a bitch the sooner you'll feel better.

And have more friends to boot.

What the fuck are you socially retarded? Why do you bring a PSP on dates? Because there's your biggest problem, instead of focusing on her your focusing on your PSP and that will obviously lead to awkwardness.

You should leave the PSP at home and try to spark up some conversation, not act like you're scared of female reproductive glands.

At 9/2/09 03:00 AM, Calintz wrote:

At 9/2/09 02:58 AM, LBRocker wrote: Oh, cry me a fucking river. This is the internet.

So you think that whoever uses the Internet forgets about their morals, beliefs, andloose their self-respect. Get the fuck out of here!

Well, I doubt that most of the people on here have that strict morals, look at any topic about AIDS or Nazis and there are people making jokes.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince of no-fucking closure.

At 9/1/09 03:46 PM, Sidorio wrote: Go fuck a guy. It's where your path in life is heading so just get it over with.

This, nothing beats the feeling of hot man juice inside your anus.

That was like when I went to see a movie and one of the trailers had an alien yelling "What the Flagnar"(or something like that) and most of the kids burst out laughing. Now I have no idea why they would do that, how are kids gonna know what the word fuck is anyway?

Meh, I think they shouldn't be 'protected' from anything, sooner or later they're going to be exposed to it being it that they stumble upon porn whilst on the internet or they watch their parents stomp the fuck out of each other whilst drunk.

At 9/1/09 03:39 PM, Otto wrote: What mediocre looking young girls.

Well there's only so much pretty genes.

Going back to the last-half year of secondary school in two days.