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Still got two terms with my good friends.

Then we split up to do A-levels.

At 9/3/09 02:42 PM, evan210 wrote: There's one in my basement, too. If you look closely at the wall you can see it in the shadows.

Oh gotta get up earlier to scare me.

Good try though.

At 9/3/09 12:28 PM, Ericho wrote: I'd go back to the early AD period, so that I could find out if Jesus really did rise from the grave! That would be great.

If I did that, and he did indeed rise form the grave, I'd put him right back.

Anyways I would go to the Wild West, I'd probably get supremely fucked up but it would fit my violent personality perfectly.

I think this is a good idea skate-fags are annoying especially on cobbled pavements(the noise is excruciating).

The only thing a skate-board should be used for is beating the faggot on top of it to death.

At 9/3/09 01:22 PM, DumbassDude wrote:

At 9/3/09 01:21 PM, DarthRacoon wrote: I shave my pubes, sack and gooche, it makes for better looking knob and you don't get cum all laden up in it when you have an 'accident'.

How very, very graphic.

That's how roll.

Charmin' ain't I?

But you can't play on consoles without television!

Lol misinterpretation.

Have sex with the T.V and blow my load all over the crack.

Should fix the problem.

Even when I trigger it on purpose I still shit bricks.

Well the only word i ever need is cunt, if you say it loud and aggressive enough people will back off.

But a good word is knob jockey, now I know you said none are gay but it really works because it takes a while to realise what they've been called.

Wow, I wish that would happen to my mother.

I hate that wretched bitch.

Anyways I hope your mother gets better.

At 9/3/09 01:39 PM, Chdonga wrote: Why is there a shit stain on your washing machine?

A previous attempt to slay the monster ended with him getting buttraped.

With a corner.

"Shut up. you can't", came out as "Shut up you cunt", sadly this was a discussion with a then girlfriend about whether she can go on a date the next day.Who after that never spoke to me again.

I shave my pubes, sack and gooche, it makes for better looking knob and you don't get cum all laden up in it when you have an 'accident'.

If this was a funny & good thread.

Oh the originality.

At 9/2/09 04:31 PM, TheTrooper5 wrote: So...what does corporate cock taste like then?

Delicious.

Oh, wait you weren't asking me.

At 9/2/09 04:29 PM, Mattster wrote: what do you think Tap Tap Revenge 3 will be like?

The same as Tap Tap Revenge 1 & 2.

I post, spellcheck and then check if it came out right after i post it.

Well, you can't really base what a girl would look like ore act like on a website.

So, it's a maybe, depends if she's hot or not.

At 9/2/09 03:45 PM, hardworker211 wrote: Hi,

I am Nitesh from India . I am new to this forum. And this is my first posting.

I completed M.B.A and currently I am working as an Asst. Manager in a firm of Service Industry.

My hobbies are watching TV, listening to music, swimming and I love cooking.

Thanks & Regards,
Nitesh

No! Faggot I told you already I don't want a new credit card!

LOL extreme racism.

Well my parents are always too drunk to stalk me, but i suppose you could bear trap wherever you go.

this thread number is 1100666!

Just thought i'd throw that out.

Anyways i had another account from before the redesign so i suppose i'm accepted.

I love the film.

Hate the wiggers who thinks it makes them gangsta' when they say the lines.

October, fucking cuntrag kids running around in faggot make-up 'cause they look queer. 'Fuck makes you think you gettin' any of my candy, you have to earn it!

Yeah, I dislike Halloween muchly.

Dear lord, what the fuck.

Cocklate.

Like chocolate, but he doesn't own a website.

I know the bottom one they look gay!

Oh wait.

Mega shark vs. giant octopus.

That film is gonna rock your motherfucking socks off( It might be out already though).

A sawn-off loaded with nails.

That should put him down for good.

You shouldn't get a facelift man, you should be happy with the way you are. Unless of course you are horribly disfigured.

But even if you get the op it may go wrong.

That's pretty hawt looking, just please tell me you didn't order it two sizes bigger.

Hate wiggers and ganstas who ruin perfectly good hoodies by wearing them like a fucking blanket.