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Well the first thing i would do is shut that door, maybe et yourselves a weapon that will make you feel safer and sleep with it next to you and this may sound crazy but make it pitch black in your room, no light at all, because if there is no light your mind will stop fucking with you making shadows appear and shit., then you should be able to drift off.

It's always better when it's super dark because then your brain won't see things.

no thanks.

It means 'Death to the west!'

lol racism

At 8/2/09 09:17 AM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: Those pancakes look quite fat. Our belgian ones are nice and thin, you can roll them up and that has been found to taste much better.

Aah, those are the proper pancakes, not the lard soaked ones stuffed with bacon the americans proclaim to be pancakes.

Me and a peer wrapped a deodorant can in tissue paper and set it alight, it as expected exploded in a ball of flame but we were stood quite close and almost had out eyebrows and eyes burnt out, but we just got hit with flaming tissue shrapnel.

That's dangerous daring, but i did do some daring rebellious stuff where me and a few people mitched a whole day of school, we ended up in the wood running away from truant officers and dogs that barked like seals. T'wasnt that daring in the end because we weren't caught but still at the time it felt like we were a band o thieves.

Barrow-on-furness.

A town built around an industrial site and a sewage work, filled with chavs and kfc's.

Used to draw quite alot in lessons, but lessons get harder and you need to pay attention alot more to get good grades, i still doodle occasionally in maths and science but thats very rarely.

At 8/1/09 01:31 PM, SeaBoundRhino wrote: I have to agree with the OP. Dr.Who wasn't great when special effects couldn't keep up with the direction the show was going in. I think the episodes with David Tennet are undeniably the best.

I also have to agree just the way he's so uppity, shame they're replacing him this Christmas.

Okay now that's just strange, soon as we make sentient robots we're fucked, i mean we already have robo-sentry guns now robots that can fuel themselves by eating?

Too far man, too far!

At 8/1/09 05:27 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: I treat her like an actual person and not just walking tits.

Yea, I think this would be the answer of most decent un-retarded humans.

Well there is a way to solve that problem....

Triple-homicide-suicide dealy!

No, I'm joking but nineteen with two kids that kind of sucks in itself.

At 8/1/09 04:10 PM, gizmo12345 wrote: i would just kill the other 9 guys

Yea but i'd do it with my dick, that outta impress her.

Anyways isn't this highly improbable, because surely the worlds hottest virgin would be constantly changing because someones probably doing her right now.

Whoops looks like i can't count, i meant to say three in my previous post.

Well there has been two that have been sticking out in my mind.

The first one was quite serious no permanent harm done but i did almost die, these two cunts where trying to intimidate me, they were about the same age as me. The usual childish sayings, you fuck your mum, i fuck your mum, your a homosexual and whatnot, none of this bothered me but then one started of on my dog(which is a small, fluffy poodle) and how i like to have sex with said dog. So i just smashed him in the balls with my foot he fell to the floor spluttering and screaming, i turn to deal with his friend but he's nowhere to seen. Then he decides it would be quite the joke to try and lynch me with a short piece of blue plasticy rope, and for about two minutes i couldn't breathe, my eyes started to water and my lungs felt all cold. He lets go, i fell to the floor and threw up this watery sick and it piled up all around my face, gasping for air with my neck burning i was afraid i was gonna die, but it all went okay i rolled face up, and breathed in through my nose and out through my mouth and slowly i felt better, my neck still hurt like a bitch and for the rest the week i had a red mark across my neck.

but the good thing is that that kick lost him the ability to have kids and the one who tried to murderize me also tried to stab two cops and now is in a correctional facility.

The next one is much less life threatening but it could have wiped my ass of the map, where a boy racer tried to hit someone infront of me and as they turned the wing mirror smashed into my elbow now he was doing around 30 so it hurt like a bitch and the wing mirror was disconnected from the car, but luckily a friend caught the license plate and they were arrested.

And the one which is the most famous me and my family were in a restaurant in Exeter and a few minutes after we left a nail bomb exploded in the toilets but it was meant to go off in the restaurant and injure/kill the people inside, me and my family were very lucky that the suicide bomber was a retard, and he bombed his own face instead of us. Still scary as shit though, Linky to story for those who do not know.

At 8/1/09 02:36 PM, Sportsboy wrote: Well apparently yurgenburgen can't handle the taste of alcohol and drinks girly drinks. Such as appletini, smirnoff ice, screwdrivers, and other various girly drinks.

Well that's a bit harsh some of those drinks are quite nice to start the night off.

I used to love watching the smirnoff commercial with it's fascist views(impurities must be removed).

At 8/1/09 02:39 PM, Igotaname13 wrote: They pretty much hit me on the mark...

Yep under your picture it calls you a fucking faggot.

why would you write that about yourself?

At 8/1/09 03:08 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Michael Jackson's dad tried a bit of that. He had a short-lived TV programme where he was looking for a new house or something.

Wasn't that just what the Jackson five did though?

Also amen to lynching Peaches Geldof.

Anyways I hate the 'Teen' poppy sensation actors/singers/models who think that because one can do it they all jump on the bandwagon( if that counts). And there's always the wife/husband who tries to get more spotlight.

Heh, it was called teeny weeny.

At 7/31/09 06:26 PM, Shmossy wrote: Mighty Boosh is OK, but not that good.

Dr. Who is just terrible though. "Hey look at me, I'm a man in a latex suit with a voice changer, pretending to be an alien!"

Aaaah, dear god! Children quickly behind the sofa!

I actually think that Doctor Who and Torchwood are bloody brilliant programs and they might make utterly fucking no sense but they're good nonetheless.

I hate the way the mighty boosh people are regarded as comedy fucking geniuses.

Hey watch me mix and adjective and a noun!

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH DURRH HURRRH HE AM SO FUNNEH

At 7/31/09 05:12 PM, Smokey651 wrote: If i could make an exact clone of myself except with a vagina... I would go fuck myself.

Wouldn't that just be you but instead of a knob you have a cunt?

i assume you wouldn't keep the testicles.

At 7/31/09 05:01 PM, OneWordName wrote: Nothing in this paragraph made sense. People don't want to fuck themselves, dumbass. They want to fuck people they find attractive.

Well yea they want to Fuck people who are attractive, but people generally want to be with people they like, and people usually like people that they have stuff in common with.

Or are you really that shallow that you can base a relationship just on looks?

At 7/31/09 04:57 PM, Dusty-Gorilla wrote: My asshole is hairy so no thanks.

Aah, too true had not thought of that, now the thought is quite repulsive.

i 'spose i would shave me or whatever before hand

Now before you say, this isn't a thread about whether it is masturbation or homosexual (although you can state what your opinion is on that).

It is one about what has been something me and my peers have discussed long and hard(lol), is that if you did clone yourself, would you have sex with that clone?

Most people i would think would want their partner to be as much like them as possible, so surely a clone would be the best partner for someone being that it is an exact replica and should share all of their opinions and desires which would make for perfect conversation and pleasuring of each other because you both know what satisfies the other and how to perform said satisfactory acts.

Being an adolescent narcissistic boy riddled with hormones I of course would do the nasty with my bad cloned self, as it has been one of those crazy dreams that kids have.
But the question is would you?

well maybe sex is a bit far for a clone of yourself but would you have relations with your clone?

The "swine flu" to "Just you" lines were the best ones in there, but your lines lack substance they all change in lengths leaving it too short, you also didn't outline what sort of beat it would be set to fast or slow.

Yea but i don't know anything about rap cause like it's rubbish and stuff.

Meatspin.

on every motherfucking channel

I never answer my turn-o-the century phone because i never hear the damned thing.

At 7/31/09 12:19 PM, Jonners wrote: Haven't got any here in England that i know of, but we only left school a week ago, and still have 5 weeks left of the holidays.

You joking right? Sainsbury, Asda, Tesco and Woolworths (when it was in business) had loads of school stuff with a summer or back to school sale.

fucking American spell checker didn't even recognize those store brand names.

It usually helps if you stop masturbating, and take some aspirin.

Aww, i still have another year of secondary school, but we do get our exam results over the holiday.

And then its to sixth form.

And then university.

shit the next 15 or so years are gonna be a trawl