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Fucking awesome.

The pic and F11 not the earthquake.

A better way is to play Fallout 3 in a sauna or heavily heated room.

Sweat and hunger the weight away.

At 2/24/10 09:08 PM, JudasChad wrote: um....grunge isnt metal...and....

Wooooot! Steel Panther!

Yeah Grunge like many music genres it died out.

I'm gone tell you one time.

He's a tween pop sensation who raps (sort of)

Nah.

Give it to her.

A restraining order.

Nah, you should actually try it on with her, if you get caught she'll get done for it.

It means "I'll think about it, whilst i'm getting fucked by someone who isn't you"

Brace yourself for rejection matey.

I like nipples that feel like cocks.

Whats a brouse button?

If your problem was with a Browse button then i could help you.

Yea I don't want to die in a puddle of my own piss because im too hungry to go toilet, too tired to get something to eat and need the toilet too much to go to sleep.

Samurai Jack.

Samurai who fights robots and evil dragons.

Yes! I've been looking for a new wallpaper that can get me hard in the mornings.

Oh mah gawd! That's well naughty.

Pour hot candle wax down your jap's eye.

It's a sea-faring mammal uprising! They're trying to take back the land!

MA! git ma gun!

Asain Hooker by Steel Panther.

Try to score some blow but me no speaky japenesey.

What. The. Fuck.

How can you have a live action film about a mouse that's shit quick? I barely remember anything about that cartoon and that's the way childhood memories should stay.

Ramirez! press RB to throw back the nuke!

Crawling out the vagina of someone already in the room, after you hit the floor covered in vaginal juices you stand up put some shades on and utter a calm, cool "'Sup".

Man, I wish that some on the teachers in my school would tell me to masturbate.

On their faces.

That is some god-awful dirty talk.

-Biology
-Physics
-Chemistry
-Environmental Science

And people say i'm boring as fuck.

At 2/23/10 09:41 PM, Homfrog wrote: DID YOU MEAN QUAGSIRE?

Fuck yea i'd be his friend!

And lol at the sig stealing.

And this children is the reason why we pick our smoking buddies smartly.

And not bring any rag-tag bitch along.

But yea home that no trouble comes to you or your friend, if you stash it doubt you'll get trouble from the cops might from her angry father though.

Being in a constant stoned, drunk and climaxing state.

At 2/24/10 09:09 AM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:
What if I don't want to live to see the point where my bowels don't feel like waiting or the fucking toilet, and my grandchildren have to change my diaper for me, huh? When you reach that stage (and you haven't gotten Alzheimer's) think of me, lying in a coffin with a smile on my face because I died drunk as hell.

Goddamn, I need another cigarette.

I like the way you fucking think.

Anyways been around second hand smoke all my life and yes it has shortened my lung capacity a helluva lot but its still nice to have the occasional fag every now and then, I mean first hand can't be that more damaging than second. 'Nd my stoner friend who i occasionaly smoke some 'ganja with puts fuck a load of tobacco in when he rolls a spliff. So if it causes cancer shouldn't i be riddled with the stuff?

Like HecticCircleCrap said i'd rather die earlier than having to go through the degrading process of old age or do as my grandmother did, get cancer but keep on smoking until she died.

At 2/23/10 04:53 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: If I were a fruit, I'd be a homosexual.

Aren't they just so fruity?

Already done matey.

I Just pour the entire packet down my throat.

Even the purple ones.

A homosexual, 'cause i like men.

That's a Fruit right?

Well I have thought about it, the hair on my legs annoys me quite a bit sometimes but i have never shaved my legs pubes and face(not with the same razor that'd be disgusting) yea legs no.

but i probably will, damn my faggoty way.