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Mainstream's fine and all, but you don't actually listen to it whilst dancing it's just there for the atmosphere.

And none of my no-mainstream music has any bathing in blood nor any satanic themes, it's just alternative and mediocre rock.

Is it considered mainstream if it was mainstream 10 years ago, but isn't now?

At 8/26/09 04:17 PM, ertysproductions wrote: Those prisons are all wrong. The concept of a prison is taking an individual out of their society long enough to punish them for their acts, not to hurt them in any way. But todays prisons have their own societies inside of them, so the concept does no longer exists in them.

Want to know what I think? I think it's time for f**king revolution.

BRING THE GUY FAWKES MASKS!

Oh, great I have to wait another five fucking years for this to tide over.

But i agree prison should be a punishment in itself not a society where crimes are committed on you.

Bingo, it's a member of the ichneumon flies family, or scorpion wasps for those not interested in entomology. It has a stinger and it's unusually long when extended, although they usually are quite hard to identify because of their broad evolution, that's what it looks like to me.

Safest thing to do (If it is what it looks like) either bleach kill it or set it free and run a fucking mile away.

It's not a wasp, it's too big. Not a hornet, it's too long. Nor a mosquito 'cause it's too large.

I remember seeing the name of it somewhere but can't think of what it's called, I believe it's south-American and poisonous though.

When someone's asleep rip their eyeballs out, wake them up and say there's been a blackout and he should look at the fuse box, when he does throw water over him and kick him into the fuse box.

Should be quite the LOL.

Or next time they go up into the loft/attic put a grizzly in there.

That one might need a clean up crew.

At 8/26/09 01:35 PM, Cericon wrote: You don't censor the udders on a cow,

You don't fuck cows.

Well I don't.

Stuntman-Kasabian.

I Have it set as everything.

'Tis all i need.

At 8/26/09 02:02 PM, Luis wrote: Girlfriend in a Coma - The Smiths

I wholeheartedly agree.

That song is unbelievably awesome.

At 8/26/09 02:00 PM, 372 wrote:
We don't get enough respect from adults and want to seem older. Right now, sex is a big part of media, so we think if we have sex and party, we'll grow up faster. I'm not denying it.

But if people told the truth about the drunken, sloppy eighteen seconds of sex they had at a party, they wouldn't seem so grown up being that they took advantage and don't remember half the act.

Well I accept that these three year old faggots won't even know who Nirvana are when they're my age. But i'd expect that if i keep listening to them throughout my life and maybe even my kids(when i have them of course) will pick up my musical tastes as i did from my parents and it will continue onwards.

But yeah all those shitty pop bands won't survive, cause those little girls will soon go teenage and forget the Jonas brothers ever existed.

Yes and no, we do usual boy and girlfriend things (like fuck :D) but we never really considered each other boy/girlfriend because i'm a cunt and she doesn't want to get hurt so we just leave it as fuck buddies of sorts.

Welcome to manhood.

You wanna put some alcohol on the cut and keep it bandaged up. Your story reminds me of when i got stabbed in the hand with a pen and it went nearly all the way through, but the end broke off inside my hand and i had to dig it out.

Nasty stuff ain't it?

Sperm, mixed in with vaginal discharge and a sprinkling of arsehole.

At 8/26/09 01:30 PM, Makeshift wrote: Any joke involving mothers is bad.

Well not if it's perfectly executed and well thought out.

Not the usual "no, [Insert word from previous sentence] your mum"

At 8/25/09 08:11 PM, 111122223138 wrote:

At 8/25/09 06:53 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 8/25/09 04:13 PM, DarthRacoon wrote: Because they make people hard, thus they are considered sexual organs.

You make me hard...Yet are YOU considered a sexual organ?

yess...we will now cencore all of darthracoon's everythings

starting whith his account >:3

Oh you guys :D.

But all those pictures without the nipples aren't that attractive are they? although InsertFunnyUserNameHere is right it is the nipples that turn people on for it is a sign of high oestrogen, which is a sign for increased fertility.

Firstly you have to download an Mp4. of the movie, then drag it onto itunes, sync.

And Voila.

At 8/25/09 05:46 PM, Hoeloe wrote::

In York (England), Scotsmen wearing kilts are legally allowed to be shot with a crossbow within sight of the wall on a Sunday.

I Thought it was a longbow and infront of Hastings wall?

Tap water 'round these parts sometimes tastes weird, but it's a bearable weird not a disgusting weird.
I only buy Bottled water if I need a drink in town or at school, there are no taps around and everything else in the shop sounds like it'll taste of shit(Dandelion and burdock anyone?).

Any of the Gamespot X-box 360 forums. So many trolls it's like going under a freaking bridge.

Hell my five year old phone is in pristine condition save a few scratches.

At 8/26/09 11:49 AM, Chdonga wrote: What, you don't want to get lynched?

Fixed it for you.

Huzzah, finally that wretched show has been put in a sack and drowned in the river next to all the 'celebrities' it spawns.

That would suck to miss out on the nineties, which i would say defined me as a person.
All the great things Cow and Chicken, Eminem's first album, the death of Nirvana, Y2K and the coolest thing i remember playing with my animals infront of the T.V as the unveiled the Millennium dome.

Good Times.

That's not 3:10 to Yuma!

Which is in my opinion one of the best films evar, and ofcorse Alien.

Instead of going through all this trouble of making them piss themselves, why don't you just piss on them?

All over their face.

At 8/25/09 07:14 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote: I rubbed my dick on your cookies.

My dear boy, that is the secret ingredient.

Meh bit extreme i prefer the one where the people have huge fucking hamster eyes.

The don't do drugs and drive one.

Oooh, I hope Crime and Punishment play at the festival, they're classic.

Someone had dropped some epic pwnage in my group of friends and he said,

"Aww gonna cry? Go home to your momma, she be waiting for ya"

I had to jump in and add possible what has been the vilest yo momma joke,

"Nah, she's in A and E being resuscitated for chokeing on too much sperm, left there by yours truly"

That was pretty terrible, i got some mean looks from some passer-by's.

Now I like to start shit like some skinny fifteenth year old 'ric cartman, but you just sound like a fucking knobhead or one of those kids who loves nothing more to disrupt the lesson whilst every one is learning and enjoying themselves. Your the type of person i would imagine get pick on quite alot.