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Response to: Stupidest things they say in games! Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

"FAACKING SHEET!" said many times by Niko as he flies through the windscreen after a head on collision, I drive bad enough without some Slavic prick telling me so.

Response to: Cheap Guaranteed signups..Where to Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

Spend the one cent you cheap ass crack. It'll solve your problem instantaneously.

Response to: How do I sleep? Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

Take some Valium boy, just not too much don't want you getting fucked up and crashing.

Or do we now?
Response to: Photoshop I.M. Meen. Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

At 8/27/09 01:56 PM, STEM wrote: what what in the butt

You wanna do it in my butt?

In my butt?

Lets do it in the butt.

Response to: Waterlollies isn't in the Top 50 Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

Neither's Tankmen, you don't see me shitting dicks.

Response to: Could u live without Newgrounds? Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

No, I need Newgrounds injected into my blood stream in three hour intervals, else i crash and fall into a depressive state and shoot myself.

Of course i could fucking live without it.
Response to: I am worthless. Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

At 8/27/09 01:03 PM, esko-man wrote: WE ARE EQUAL

Hardly, I'm not the one wallowing in his self pity on the internet.

Response to: Spyware Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

At 8/27/09 01:58 PM, DepressiveTroll wrote: Punch it in the throat.

Computers don't have throats, unless they're fucked up human-computer hybrids.

But they don't exist, right?

Response to: Photoshop threads Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

Point Of Thread = None.

Shouldn't this be on your user page?
Response to: Help with new school shoes Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

Get Converses they'll never let you down.

Response to: 10 things to do before u die? Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

Your mum, ten times.

Response to: Some good PC sci-fi games? Posted August 27th, 2009 in Video Games

Well a good ole' Sci-fi shooter I own and still play is Star Wars: Republic Commando.

Response to: Whats the deal about Fabs? Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

I chose it because I feel fabulous! :3

Response to: NG, will you marry me? Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

As long as i can be the violent alcoholic in this relationship.

Response to: Damn it, Satan! Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

At 8/27/09 11:17 AM, Qwazal wrote: This is Fox News. They CREATED Satan.

They are Satan.

Response to: Wet dreams. Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

I would have to agree with wanking before you go to bed so your load is empty.

But I only experienced wanking in my sleep once the rest of the times are just having the dirtiest dream and then busting onto the inside of my boxers.

Response to: Trolling Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

At 8/27/09 09:57 AM, turboNEGROID wrote: Brock isn't a troll you dumb piece of shit.

Alt?

I remember the days when trolls could only be found under bridges.

Them's were the days.
Response to: The World Would Be Better Without.. Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

-Air.

Make the world alot fucking better.

Response to: Your favourite british comedy? Posted August 27th, 2009 in General

Monty Python's flying circus or That Mitchel and Webb look.

Response to: What do you find attractive... Posted August 26th, 2009 in General

Trimmed or none.

Response to: Rapist in Pokemon?! Posted August 26th, 2009 in General

Man, I remember giving Typholsion thunderpunch so he could fuck up water pokemon, best fucking decision of my life.

Response to: let the emo/goth/vamp people be Posted August 26th, 2009 in General

Speaking as a former Emo, I really didn't mind all the berating it just fueled the fire, although i wasn't what you'd call a stereotypical Emo so my opinion may differ from the whiny bitches that made up the other 95% of that group i used to be in.

Response to: Black People Don't Like Theme Parks Posted August 26th, 2009 in General

Ha, where i live there are only two families of black people, that's ten people in about couple thousand.

Response to: School Shower Problem Posted August 26th, 2009 in General

Other people have that problem aswell, it's a teenage thing. Anyways if someone points it out say "Yeah I was thinking about your mother, why you looking at my dick anyway?2

Response to: iPod Posted August 26th, 2009 in General

8gb 2G Ipod touch and loving it.

Response to: Scars. Posted August 26th, 2009 in General

Man, I got fuck loads of scars getting attacked, stabbed(with pens), burnt, freezer burnt, accidents with glass, dog bites, working with sharp objects, staple remover, and all the slips trips and flips from my younger years. But the biggest cause of my scars was a few years back when I turned Emo and began cutting up my forearms with any sharp object i could find, I even once stabbed my self through the eyebrow with a kebab skewer.

Man I was fucked up.
Response to: Just wow Posted August 26th, 2009 in General

Yeah, Deal or no Dead is pretty bad.

But Deal or no Deal is the shit.
Response to: scariestplaces on earth Posted August 26th, 2009 in General

Niece during football season or Barrow on Furness.

Both are full of angry violent chavs.
Response to: Close one Posted August 26th, 2009 in General

Well I usually can't stop myself nut there have been sometimes where i almost insinuated that people where raped by their father, when they had been victims of child abuse.

I stop and realize I'm making one of the biggest fucking mistakes ever.
Response to: Who do you think is offended more Posted August 26th, 2009 in General

At 8/26/09 05:14 PM, chubbthehippo wrote: Haha,
no.

Dude, the one in front looks like John Travolta!

Anyways I would say gay women because they look like dwarfs.

Beards 'n' all.