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Elated

Topic: Long hair can be irritating

Posted: 09/15/09 12:23 PM

Forum: General

My hair reaches down to about my nipples, or the bottom of my shoulder blades. But it curls up so it stays at shoulder length....

And I must say it is awesome, you cannot beat the feeling of getting recognized as "That kid with the awesome hair", putting it a ponytail makes you feel like a god and chicks always want to do something to it(Straiten it, dye it, plat it ect.).

Although I do get alot of flak because of it, but if you keep it up and go through that it shows your steely resolve.

:Anyone thinking of doing it seriously should, you do need to style it when it's in the 'shit' stage so as not to look retarded.


2.

Elated

Topic: neighbours

Posted: 09/12/09 04:31 PM

Forum: General

I live inbetween two couples who both have new born babies, and one likes to start crying when the other one does. But the one on the left has a cool parrot and a cat, also he has a kickass beard.


3.

None

Topic: I got hit on by a crackho

Posted: 09/12/09 04:28 PM

Forum: General

Niceeeeeee.

Seriously that's disgusting, you should have killed her for the money and crack.

4.

None

Topic: Franchises that need to die

Posted: 09/12/09 04:25 PM

Forum: General

At 9/12/09 04:21 PM, ngman7 wrote: I hate Bleach.

What!? It makes you mouth taste funny, it's fun to mix, fun to inhale, good for cleaning your teeth, is a great album and it stops you getting aids or hep C from your heroin needles.


5.

Elated

Topic: The insult "get a life"

Posted: 09/12/09 04:21 PM

Forum: General

"You have no life"

I say this right before I stab people.

That's in the right context, right?

6.

Angry

Topic: Worst thing to happen during exams?

Posted: 09/12/09 04:18 PM

Forum: General

Write half a page and on the rest of the twelve page booklet you drew a robot.

Someone did this, they're now in the British equivalent to remedial class.

7.

None

Topic: One day when I was in school...

Posted: 09/12/09 04:09 PM

Forum: General

I just ate a grape and i..
Jizzed in my pants.


8.

None

Topic: Did The Beatles?...

Posted: 09/12/09 01:22 PM

Forum: General

The Beatles is an anagram of seltaeB ehT, Which has nothing to do with the number nine.

So there you go.

9.

Elated

Topic: How long where you sick?

Posted: 09/12/09 01:15 PM

Forum: General

Four weeks, food poisoning of some sort(I think) I was immoblilized and had to stay on the sofa because if i moved i would keep throwing up till I laid back down.

Couldn't brush my teeth either, I had the worst puke breath and bright yellow teeth.


10.

None

Topic: What do you post in your newsposts?

Posted: 09/12/09 01:09 PM

Forum: General

I post random shit when i get banned.


11.

Elated

Topic: What you touch after masturbating?

Posted: 09/12/09 01:05 PM

Forum: General

Meh I just nut into my own mouth, solves the problem.

But in all seriousness, the hand that i don't use to masturbate, i use to open doors and turn the tap on. Then it's clean sailing.

I say 'the hand that i don't use', because I like to differentiate.

12.

Elated

Topic: Photoshop Guitarists!

Posted: 09/12/09 01:01 PM

Forum: General

Bad base pic, no dinner for you!

Lol at the 9/11 joke.


13.

Elated

Topic: I wish I was a retard...

Posted: 09/08/09 03:06 PM

Forum: General

So you also wish that you would get pushed down some stairs and laughed at at every chance?

That's how we deal with 'em in these parts.

14.

Elated

Topic: Ever been Murdered in your Dream?

Posted: 09/08/09 02:55 PM

Forum: General

Never 'been killed' in a dream before, committed suicide by drowning myself in a dirty tub though.

Although in one dream I got hit by a car and hospitalized.

15.

Elated

Topic: So we adopted a kitten...

Posted: 09/08/09 02:29 PM

Forum: General

Aww, Kittens. :3

I would never be able to get a cat though, what with them going in and out of the house all the time, that's why I love my little doggie.


16.

Elated

Topic: Derren Brown to predict lottery

Posted: 09/07/09 03:14 PM

Forum: General

Now if he is actually psychic, and he does get it right. Isn't someone gonna' kidnap him and make him tell them the numbers every week?

That's what I would do.

17.

Angry

Topic: Help me

Posted: 09/07/09 03:10 PM

Forum: General

Do it your-fucking-self, faggot.


18.

Elated

Topic: Flash tutorials = cancer

Posted: 09/07/09 03:09 PM

Forum: General

As much as I hate Cancer being referred to as a joke, I do agree that these tutorials are rather shite.


19.

Elated

Topic: any good songs

Posted: 09/07/09 03:05 PM

Forum: General

Nirvana.

No questions.

20.

None

Topic: previous battles much?

Posted: 09/07/09 03:02 PM

Forum: General

I'd want to see one of the Third crusade city sieges, those would be freaking awesome.

Inb4 Thermopylae.

21.

None

Topic: Which is the better gender

Posted: 09/07/09 03:00 PM

Forum: General

The Man-Spider is the best gender.

Eight legs, four penises and three vaginas.

22.

Elated

Topic: Am i good looking?

Posted: 09/07/09 02:57 PM

Forum: General

Man, I've always wanted to stick my cock inside a cock.


23.

Elated

Topic: How would you.

Posted: 09/07/09 02:54 PM

Forum: General

Tell them that colour is inexplicably beautiful and anyone who hasn't seem them is living an empty shell of a life.


24.

None

Topic: most hated commercial

Posted: 09/07/09 01:13 PM

Forum: General

Postalgold the thought of turning gold into 'cold hard' cash( notes), aggravates me so.


25.

Angry

Topic: Trouble at school

Posted: 09/07/09 01:00 PM

Forum: General

"FACKING SHEET" is what you should have said.


26.

Angry

Topic: is paramore emo

Posted: 09/07/09 12:58 PM

Forum: General

At 9/7/09 12:56 PM, Sidorio wrote: No, just shit.

God damn Sidorio, You once again say the truth and nothing but.


27.

Elated

Topic: strange talents?

Posted: 09/06/09 04:06 PM

Forum: General

I have a very high pain tolerance? Or if you want a stranger talent 'talent' I can bend my fingers and thumb to strange angles.


28.

None

Topic: New Opera

Posted: 09/04/09 05:11 PM

Forum: General

At 9/4/09 04:57 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: It looks great indeed, but I love firefox too much to try out all the Opera 10 features.

Lol.

Waah, I can't find out what is 'Lol' about the link 'cause Firefox can't find the server at about.


29.

None

Topic: newgrounds...

Posted: 09/04/09 05:10 PM

Forum: General

Oh, you're so witty.


30.

None

Topic: Am I racist?

Posted: 09/04/09 05:06 PM

Forum: General

It's common knowledge that us whities find black women hideous.


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