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At 6/5/07 01:58 PM, darkcatwoman13333337 wrote:

At 6/5/07 12:24 PM, darthnebula wrote: Well I still feel a little bad for losing out to 2 MS paint works,

and im sure the runners up feel bad for losing out to yours
its one big circle

That doesnt make sense, I just dont think MS work deserves to beat proper art in an ART contest, how ever thats only if its being judged on Art, as this was Judged on how tom felt about it then its totally different. Im just glad tom liked mine at all

At 6/5/07 12:27 PM, PapoSwing wrote: Congrats guys, oh and those logos look awesome.

Oh yeah those car pictures are amazing

Well I still feel a little bad for losing out to 2 MS paint works, but only on the principle of the thing lol. Grats to the other winners also !!!!!! I hope the honeymoon went awsome and I hope the Angry Bikini becomes a big hit one day !...Id buy one!

At 6/4/07 11:41 PM, Bantilan wrote: i mean u make a draw on how ull get the result from the teletubbies

O you grammer are most bad think I

Ok so I asked Santa at santabot.com and he said

You: Will Tom Fulp post the winners of the art contest today
Santa: Ah. Good chance.

You: who will win then
Santa: The best man.

You: fuck you santa
Santa: Why are you so mean?

You: I am sorry santa, I am just a bit stressed at the moment
Santa: There is no need to apologize. That's me. Only just? What is bothering you?

You: Actually nothing, I just wanted to abuse you
Santa: Actually you don't say. I want to become smarter than humans.

You: why the fuck do you want to be smarter than humans
Santa: You are not very polite.

You: do you give presents to jewish kids ?
Santa: No I do not do that.

Damn it I hate christmas !

At 6/4/07 04:35 PM, Dela wrote:

At 6/4/07 04:12 PM, darthnebula wrote:

WTF IS WITH THIS C**K BUSINESS?

JUST SAY IT!

COCK!

Well I had this Random e-mail from the bot thing newgrounds uses to check forums and it was telling me off for swearing in some guys review or somthing. Ever since ive been too afraid to say the word cock without putting ** in there incase I anger the red thing again !

......

He works on this website EVERY DAY so we can enjoy it!!! I think the only c**k's you jugded was on the movies you watched the day after your wedding! ^^ HAHAHAH!!! OMFGLOLLMAO!!!
*cough*
Never mind...

Wow...seriously...wow...looks like some ones never heard of self depricating humour, Like anyone would get married and then the next day judge a C**K competition...seriously...can no one take a joke anymore !

At 6/4/07 03:31 PM, Snigendepind wrote:

At 6/4/07 03:09 PM, ImpendingRiot wrote: FFS, Tom just got married. Give him a few days to get his shit back together before he judges our cock jokes.

you are right... let Tom have a break! he will soon judge the drawings!

BULL !!! when I got married I was up the next day 6 in the morning judging C**K's ALL DAY LONG !!!!!!!!...and WHAT A DAY THAT WAS ^_^ !!!!! ... alough my wife has now filed for a divorce ... *sheds tear*

:At 6/4/07 10:57 AM, insipidmortal wrote:

thats not a rumour, thats just common sence

OMG! your banna has a little Cthulhu on it !

I hear Tom is posting the winners in the form of an MS Paint submission with each winners name being written on a C**K fish swimming around him in the sea.

I reckon Tom got back and found he had like 20,000 e-mails , 10,000 being people telling him to post the results of the art contest. They he looked over to see no one had done any work and his top score on Alien Homanid had been beaten by stamper. So he went to the pool table and got his trusty Poll Stick and layed a volley of beatings on Stamper. How ever Johny Utahh came in with his Non Fat 2 Vanilla Pump Mocha Latte from Star Bucks which by that point had cooled off giving him sufficent time to drink it and then come to stampers rescue.

Johnny now with a slight coffee stain down his shirt launches his attack by running and performing a full body slam on Tom. Unfortionatly Tom is still wearing the Pinapple scented sun screen from his honeymoon (He burns easly in the sun) and Johnny only manges a glancing attack as he slides off directly into Stamper and they both collapse to the ground in a tangled heap.

As Tom is readying his aim to crack the skulls of Johnny and Stamper he suddenly hears April shout out , "Hahahah...C**K" and goes upstairs so see what is happening. Suddenly presented with the submissions from the Art forum he is stunned by the artwork and the amound of large meany C**K's the like of which he had not seen since the Movie 300 the previous night on the plane back. It is said that Tom's penis grew 3 times in size that day and he forgave Johnny, but not stamper after reading Stampers reveiw on his wifes fine...fine ass.

Then probably some other stuff happend...wheres the bloody results !

At 5/30/07 07:49 PM, Nobbin-Robin wrote:
we get it, you don't like cock jokes.

I like cock jokes, just not when their rammed down your throat !!!!!! ... hahah get it, rammed down...your...never mind

I dont know why but ever since this competition, ive had a nagging urge to eat hot dogs but without the buns

Oh wow I saw that 300 Entry a while ago had no idea it was the guy who made the Janitor movie.

Who DOESN'T love Red Dwarf?

My wife...thats who doesnt...stop trying to rub salt into my wounds already !!! she wont even watch black adder !!!!!

Mine doesnt have them in, unless you are implying that Flump is a big penis.

You Smeg Head ! (I love Red drawf) actually I was refering to Robbins, I was too lazy to go back and see what yours was about, I just assumed it had dicks in it cause well 90% of the submissions do lol

Damn it....I forgot C**Ks in my picture, Tom and April can live with out C**ks right ?, everyone just imagine everyone has huge C**Ks in my picture !..BIG ONES !

Oh wow Zeebarf was part of that ? Ive watched Sons of Butcher myself, its very stylized with use of the real actors heads made to look animated over cartoon bodies. And its funny too ! Ill definatly sign that petition

I didnt like too many of em, except for moglys and that Nobbinrobbin guy

so you only like art if its about really really big penis's ??

Give it to some one else to finish it off and split the winnings ! which may be hard to do if its a t-shirt

Hmmm, I figured id work a little harder on my submission, I think I gave up on it too early, so I have re-submitted it after making lots of little improvments to make it more dramatic. My graphics pen batteries ran out though so I took that as a sign to stop lol

(Ok guys this is a edited version of my second submission, I think I gave up too early on it and decided that time was key, I was doing a sort of oil painting type pic but it sucked balls so I decided to revisit this instead and tried to increase the Drama of the image n stuff)

Indiana Fulp and the Raiders of the Lost Portal ! , Indiana Fulp whilst on honeymoon with his Mrs get tied up into a desperate cat and mouse game to find the Lost Portal of the Coventant before the Evil Nazis Led by Stamper, Wade and Jhonny can seize it and release its devistating power...KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED ! DONT LOOK AT IT !

Phew thank god the shark one was done by Johnny, Bomtoon's is very funny AND...no C**ks, which makes it smart too !

At 5/24/07 04:14 AM, ShirtTurtle wrote:

At 5/24/07 03:01 AM, darthnebula wrote: What you guys think of my Indiana Fulp one ? I wish I could be more stylised but I dunno I kinda feel comfortable in the gritty hand drawn look

The concept is epic.
But yeah, to fit my taste, i'd want it to be a bit more stylish.
But the idea alone could probably win you something.

But then yeah, I guess everything does in the end come down to taste, beauty as they say is in the eye of the beholder. Like Jackson Polloks art work or that half of a pickled sheep in a vat...apparently somthing that looks like puke and a pickled sheep is art.

Well I dont think to win an ART contest you need to by stylish, for instance I could just an oil painting oh tom and a toga looking at April in a giant clam or somthing. which is more classical than stylized by vectors which I hate using, I dont think I have the patience for it at all.

What you guys think of my Indiana Fulp one ? I wish I could be more stylised but I dunno I kinda feel comfortable in the gritty hand drawn look

Oh hey yeah Nathians one is really good, I really like the style, wade oddly reminds me of the sheriff from Madness

I dont have an X-Box, though I did recently do a pic of Tom's wife in a get angry face bikini ! imagine the possibilities ! going down the Philadelphian beaches or eating a Philly Hotdog wearing a get angry bikini over your nipples, hip for both men and maybe women

At 5/23/07 12:41 PM, darkcatwoman13333337 wrote: WOWEEEEEEE PEACEBLOSSOM WINS THIS COMPETITION

MANS HIS IS SOO FUNNEY I GOT IT AS MY DESKTOP WALLPAIER

What...who's ? I dont see anyone called peaceblossom

At 5/21/07 11:03 PM, Stamper wrote:

At 5/21/07 08:54 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote:

My dad says when I'm older I'll love boobs and vaginas but he's old and stupid.

Actually stamper your dad might be right, in a recent study it was found that 3% of Americans actually prefer boobies and vaginas over the good old love truncheon. I myself adore the act of gallo-plagafacies (Latin for C**K slapping some ones face), the meaty thud always sends shivers down my spine. Such acts remind me of my time spent as a yong boy in Puru working for a local goat herder