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Response to: HI-DEF ART CONTEST WINNERS Posted August 5th, 2007 in NG News

At 8/5/07 12:50 AM, Dasneviano wrote:
At 8/4/07 07:47 PM, darthnebula wrote: Congrats to all the winners there was an insane amount of good work this time around I'm, feeling crushed as usual myself, I always hope to get a mention in the honorable mention section or at least some form of criticism.
Yeah, me too! But your work is really good and if I remember well you got something with your Indiana Jones thing, didn't you?

I did but that wasnt based as much on artwork as much as what Tom found amusing, the person one spot ahead of me was an MS Paint job of Tom urinating on April if I recall

Response to: HI-DEF ART CONTEST WINNERS Posted August 4th, 2007 in NG News

Congrats to all the winners there was an insane amount of good work this time around I'm, feeling crushed as usual myself, I always hope to get a mention in the honorable mention section or at least some form of criticism. I have a feeling my work is too sloppy or not stylized enough but I really haven't got a clue.
I got so depressed I even tried to resort to drugs and snorted some coke, which is a F**KING BAD IDEA, I opened the can and snorted it up my nose and it stung like a bitch!. I don't know how people can snort Coke its bloody painful, I'm gonna stick to drinking it.

Hope the new contest is posted soon! my tablet is already dusty !

Response to: [talk] High-def Sprite Contest! Posted July 31st, 2007 in Art

Im currently designing a t-shirt that has "Stamper gave me herpes at ComicCon" but im never going to wear it, or show it to anyone.

Response to: [talk] High-def Sprite Contest! Posted July 27th, 2007 in Art

At 7/27/07 07:03 PM, creepyboy wrote:
At 7/27/07 07:00 PM, StudioBit wrote:

no they canceled the contest
What?! I´m gonna kill myself.
No, don´t listen to them, don´t kill yourself. Finally I´m using what I learned in that Negociator seminary.

No, don't listen to any of them, do kill your self ! that way there is a slightly better chance of me getting an award ! RAWR !... Also cocks

Response to: [talk] High-def Sprite Contest! Posted July 26th, 2007 in Art

None of you Jerk offs are gonna win anway, ive personally rigged the contest !, you see what many of you dont realise is that each year at comicCon Stamper leaves a sway of ravished teenlets who then later spawn a small baseball team of bastard children. I set up a few years ago a DNA tagging facility to locate and obtain these bastard children.

For the last few years there poor souls have been building me an illfitted mech suit designed to crush the newgrounds team once and for all ! unless I get at least around 4th or 5th place, or at least a few stickers. All I have left to complete my suit is some form of Anti-Matter reaction engine, but im gonna have to wait till the next star trek convention to get that :( F**king lazy trekkers, thats why Im a Babylon 5 fan !, yeah I said it...I prefer Babylon 5 to star trek, what the F**K YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT !!!!!!!!!!!

If you are reading this you have wasted 2 minutes of your life...I am sorry

Response to: [talk] High-def Sprite Contest! Posted July 26th, 2007 in Art

At 7/26/07 06:06 PM, Jereminion wrote: can you show me a picture of you in real life with a 6 pack and rotating your upper body 150 or w.e degrees

I can, but its gonna take me a few hours to photoshop the shit out myself into that position

Response to: [talk] High-def Sprite Contest! Posted July 26th, 2007 in Art


I dont see the original sprite though, I hate bee's ! a wasp stung me 6 times up the arm...and now I hate Bee's !..and wasps I hate them also !
Hmm... I understand... I only wanted to remark that Q-Bee is not one of my Vampire Savior favourite characters and still, I love that submission. ( 6 times? Ooooh, that had to hurt a lot...)

I think it hurt my aunt more, she didnt know a 9 year old could swear so badly I said bad words that I didnt even knew I knew

Response to: [talk] High-def Sprite Contest! Posted July 26th, 2007 in Art

At 7/26/07 07:09 AM, BizarroJoe wrote: TransForWhores´ Q-Bee is one of my personal favourites. Her picture also follows all the rules that Stamper listed for the contest (My picture doesn´t, exactly. But I think that Athena´s sprite should be like this, anyway). I´d be very surprised if she didn´t win a prize.
I´d also like to discuss about my other favourites and oher sort of things, but I´ll have to go now.

I dont see the original sprite though, I hate bee's ! a wasp stung me 6 times up the arm...and now I hate Bee's !..and wasps I hate them also !

Response to: [talk] High-def Sprite Contest! Posted July 26th, 2007 in Art


Also What do you think of my submission ?
I think you could have made the left foot a little longer so the heels line-up a little more. Right now the left foot looks a little bit further behind than the right foot, leaving to pose kinda aukward. Also you could have cleaned it up a little more like your Indiana Tom entry.

Yeah, I didnt really know how to do his legs, mainly becuase he is seriously gimped up, in the game has walks like his leg is broken because well hes a zombie so hes kinda all nasty looking.

As for cleaning my Indiana Fulp pic I feel looking at it again was too empty and I tried to give it a more glossy effect using photoshop effects. But I dont really like using effects for somthing that should be drawn, so here I basically just drew it all in as much detail as I could without resorting to filters and such.
I dunno though, my stuff always looks messy, but to be honest I like it like that, I mean its art not graphic design, Im not making a Logo in Illustrator im just drawing and for me that means being messy, but I like it and really thats what matters. Im really just trying to improve on my art becuase ive been so lazy with it for so long, but I feel Ive made huge improvment over time, mainly in my patience, before Id draw for 15 mintues at a time before just giving up and watching a porno or making a sandwhich, or both. But now I can spend more time doing the detail work that I like to do.
Anyway...I dont know why im still speaking, this post is way longer than it needs to be !

Response to: [talk] High-def Sprite Contest! Posted July 25th, 2007 in Art

The overall idea was to make it look like a more detailed crisper sprite. They definitely shunned the portrait entries this time around.

The Le Chuck you did isn't bad at all, but I prefer LiLg's version since he stuck more to the guidelines.
what guidlines ?

2. YOUR FINAL HD ART SHOULD CLOSELY RESEMBLE THE ORIGINAL SPRITE. This means pose, colors, and so forth. DO NOT DO THIS. You are allowed to take some minor liberties, though

So far Ive totally followed them as far as I can see just mine is more like a drawing than a computer sprite

Response to: [talk] High-def Sprite Contest! Posted July 25th, 2007 in Art

What gets me though is the style, Should the characters be clean and look more like a game sprite itself ? like Alien Homonid ? or can it just be a really detailed drawing of the sprite ? my entry would definatly be a bitch to animate so in that sense I would be making it hard on myself. Or is it more based on style ? becuase if we all tried to do the same type what would be the point ?

Also What do you think of my submission ?

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Response to: [talk] High-def Sprite Contest! Posted July 23rd, 2007 in Art

So what do you guys think of my submission ? the LeChuck one ? ive been itching for some feedback !

Response to: [talk] High-def Sprite Contest! Posted July 23rd, 2007 in Art

Hey NG'ros, ive been doing more work to my submission and decided to do a repost, what do ya all think about it ? its basicaly Zombie LeChuck from Monkey Island 2 complete with spluttering when he speaks and just a whole mess all over him, Yarh ! Me Matey !, Walk me plank and i'll plunder yer bootey!!!

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Response to: [official] High-def Sprite Contest! Posted July 23rd, 2007 in Art

Hey all, Had to repost this as Ive been working on it some more, Still the same Old Le'Chucky , hope you guys like it

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Response to: [talk] High-def Sprite Contest! Posted July 14th, 2007 in Art

So what do you guys think of my LeChuck ? its on page 26 near the bottom ish

Response to: [talk] High-def Sprite Contest! Posted July 14th, 2007 in Art

I knew I shouldnt have posted mine already, I get so impatient I just think feck it its done already ! and now looking at the other submissions I feel I reaaallly need to work harder on mine. What suprises me most is how some of the best ones were done so quickly!

Response to: [talk] High-def Sprite Contest! Posted July 14th, 2007 in Art

Thar she blows ! finally posted mine ! holy crap 27 pages of chat already ? ouch

Response to: [official] High-def Sprite Contest! Posted July 14th, 2007 in Art

Well Guybrush was taken so i went with LeChuck and then he was taken haha, just my luck ! thouth its to be expected as Monkey Island is F**KING AWSOME !

My wife Tells me that she prefers My Detail in LeChuck but she prefers LilG's clean lines and style. So I dunno, it would be nice if I could draw like everyone else, but I always just look really rough when I draw but then I like it so :P ! ,

Also Im kinda shocked at the number of good entries this month, I think more people are taking notice this time around which is awsome.

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Response to: [talk] High-def Sprite Contest! Posted July 6th, 2007 in Art

Ok ive just started my Zombie Pirate LeChuck one, should take a few days, I was working on a transformers cartoon based on the Star wars have you ever used your force powers to get laid joke, but im too impatient lol

Response to: [talk] High-def Sprite Contest! Posted July 6th, 2007 in Art

Ah shit some one already did guybrush threepwood :(

Response to: Honeymoon Art Contest Winners Posted June 8th, 2007 in NG News

At 6/8/07 07:11 PM, Dasneviano wrote:
Well, I live in Brazil and I could watch it without a problem. Yeah, I could barely hear him saying Newgrounds... but it was there, and that's what matters! "Tonight I dine at Spago!!!"

Must be America's hatred fro Canada !

Response to: Honeymoon Art Contest Winners Posted June 8th, 2007 in NG News

What I hate is that just becuase I live in Canada MTV wont let me watch the video !!!!!..and whats worse is that CSI right did a competition to be the next corpse in some Box killer episode, and it said YOU MUST LIVE IN AMERICA TO WIN!, yet some one in Vancouver BC won!!!! Id love to be dead on CSI ! specially if Jorja Fox was poking at me

Response to: Honeymoon Art Contest Winners Posted June 6th, 2007 in NG News

Mac can kiss my ass, pretentious ass monkeys !!!!!!!!!!!!!!...Ipod is kewl though

Response to: Honeymoon Art Contest Winners Posted June 5th, 2007 in NG News

Well as far as I am aware these armt like "Official" newgrounds art contests, but more somthing fun for the people who work at newgrounds to do and a way we can all interact and have fun. So though you get the proper "Art Contest" type posts we also just get the weird stuff to do as well. This is after all a community and really you just have to follow the rules from post to post, so whilst One is based on art, another may be based on humour..which..didnt go too well.

How ever I think the only real problem is that no one could know how Tom would judge submissions before hand so the main problem is that we went into it with out own preconseptions of ...wait did I spell that right....crap theres no spell check here...bugger...er where was I . the problem is that we did submissions for a contest using our own notions of how Tom would Judge making the results totally random but understandable.
And this was just one competition, the new one will hopefully be posted soon, hopefully it will be a Draw Stampers perfect Woman competition. That would be sweet

Response to: Honeymoon Art Contest Winners Posted June 5th, 2007 in NG News

At 6/5/07 07:26 PM, Black-Flame wrote: Jesus! Johnny is so fucking insane at art and all that stuff. He's not human.

I think Johnny is really stamper, and that hes pretending to be 2 people and hes also a Machine !

Response to: Honeymoon Art Contest Winners Posted June 5th, 2007 in NG News

At 6/5/07 05:59 PM, darthnebula wrote:

god dammit.

Oh and sorry Jeff for confusing you with stamper again, for like 4 days I swore you two were just one person pretending to be two people.

Response to: Honeymoon Art Contest Winners Posted June 5th, 2007 in NG News


god dammit.

anyways, ive said it before but if anybody wants the ng logo or whatever for their cars, "gift" me your car and send me a message you're doing it. ill then send it back (yes im trustworthy lolol) with the art attached and unlocked so you can further manipulate it or share it as well. (to: "johnnyutah ng")

No I meant like...An actual car...like...a car some one actually owns...like...yeah

Response to: Honeymoon Art Contest Winners Posted June 5th, 2007 in NG News

Yeah I use a tablet though depends on what you want to do, I think allot of people like to use illustrator which doesnt need a tablet. I hand draw mine using a tablet I got years and years ago. I do feel ive improved with every contest so far so I cant wait for the next one to see what I can do, should be fun !

Response to: Honeymoon Art Contest Winners Posted June 5th, 2007 in NG News

Im shocked that Nobbin Robbins ddint get into at least the top 5, it was so well drawn, maybe Tom has bad memories of being cercumsised...I know I do

Response to: Honeymoon Art Contest Winners Posted June 5th, 2007 in NG News

Man imagine winning a newgrounds paint job to your car or the angry face one, that would be damn sweet. I still have no idea how Stamper did it, it must have taken allllot of patience to get through it