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Television died for me when reality TV was born. Same with MTV.

I'd fight them off with my bear fists!

I have no face.

As long as it doesn't have crappy acting.

Here's a way to find out.

By telling me not to click, gave me more reason to click on it even more. History eraser button!

It's too bad they only like other women.

Get laid, if not I'll sit watching comedy or some movie with a bowl of Mozzarella sticks. If I'm going to die, I'm going to have fun doing it.

Cowboy Bebop and the shrooms episode. Great series.

There's actually a restaurant in my old hometown called BJ's. It's just a name, but it still pretty funny.

I had my first kiss when I was 4 in McDonald's, good times. I never wanted to leave those damn playgrounds.

To turn in stuff, but I use my secondary emails to do that.

You can always delete it it's not like you need to be there, but it's one hell of trip to delete everything. Facebook accounts take at least a month to be fully deleted.

Cupid strikes again.

They better not fuck this over like Spiderman 3. I still think they shouldn't have killed Venom with a pumpkin bomb. I like how it looks, has an edge to it. I'm still reading the reviews before seeing that movie though, I'm tired of being disappointed by Hollywood.

It's all paper and shiny rocks. If society didn't have them, we would trade animals or some shit like that. It's probably why we have money to begin with.

Time to populate Mars.

Time to provide a non-serious contribution.

The man with all the answers.

That poor console, it didn't hurt nobody. Such a sad waste of money.

Adobe After Effects and maybe some photoshop magic.

I have my pet chimps type for banana income.

Chartoise.

Lol new features kill Justin Timberlake. Funny how celebrities still get the same treatment. Not much has changed.

That gives me chills from elementary school pizza. Ugh. Terrible shit. They would infuse the crust with that nasty cheese. I recall eating lunchables after that.

I'd read the reviews first before hand, I'm tired of Hollywood screwing me over with movies. If this does come out, dear mercy I hope they don't screw it up.

It really depends if you can truly handle the army. I recall my friend that's now in the air force just went for it because it worked for him. Haven't heard from him in a while, but he almost was sent to Afghanistan. He was pretty lucky, but that's the military for ya. You never know when you'll be sent of to fight or sent to train.

Hell eyah from a Virgo to a Leo. Frieking epic.

Delete, delete.... I would make others use it for my gains. I would send them sheets of papers from it, but keep the real one stashed somewhere without using it.

I would use sock puppets to entertain the masses.