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Response to: to scam to app store or not... Posted August 26th, 2009 in General

Sure, while you are in jail for theft please videotape the buttrapings.

Response to: women who hit men wtf how do hit th Posted August 24th, 2009 in General

This thread OP sounds like a queer to me guys.

Response to: Tgwtg Site Is A Fucking Asshole!!! Posted August 24th, 2009 in General

Oh god, somebody please implement this into the NG login system, we really need something like that for the sake of everybody who has an IQ over 100.

Response to: You just fucked a soda can Posted August 24th, 2009 in General

You are now shoving the soda can up your ass and causing anal rippage.

Response to: I hate my state Posted August 23rd, 2009 in General

I believe it's called Sonichu in Charleston.

I hate my state

Response to: Post Your Pipes! Posted August 23rd, 2009 in General

Soda can pipe. Cheap, easy, and disposable.

Response to: im starting servers and need admins Posted August 23rd, 2009 in General

And I prefer to have my server owners having an IQ over 55.

You just fucked a soda can Posted August 23rd, 2009 in General

And now you look at the shredded remains of your dick and cry.

Response to: What's wrong with Gamestop? Posted August 23rd, 2009 in Video Games

Newsflash: EB Games and Gamestop are the same company.

Response to: PS3's online lounge Posted August 22nd, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

Beta doesn't start until 12AM PST

PS3's online lounge

Response to: PS3's online lounge Posted August 22nd, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

It feels good to be a beta tester.

PS3's online lounge

Response to: PS3's online lounge Posted August 22nd, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

At 8/22/09 04:55 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:
How does one get a beta key?

Sign up from some site or get an email from sony randomly?

From what I know you had to beta test a game before on the PS3 and you get an e-mail form sony asking you if you are interested in joining.

Response to: PS3's online lounge Posted August 22nd, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

Seriously, if this fucking patch download doesn't go any faster by the time it's done, the private MAG beta will be over already.

Response to: Characters with questionable gender Posted August 22nd, 2009 in Video Games

Seriously, for the longest time ever back in the NES time, I thought Samus was a fucking dude.

Response to: Fallout 3 PC Problem Posted August 22nd, 2009 in Video Games

Update your video driver.

Mag Private Beta Posted August 22nd, 2009 in Video Games

I'm wondering if anybody have the MAG BETA and if so could you tell me your PSN name, because I would love to play with some fellow NG members. I guess I will also be using this thread to post videos and photos of the game too.

Mag Private Beta

Response to: Letting Friend Dl Ps3 Cod5 Maps Posted August 20th, 2009 in General

Usually you and 4 friends are allowed to have the map pack. So yeah it should work.

Response to: You need a sig. Posted August 15th, 2009 in General

No, I think I like my sig enough.

Response to: Who Here Loves Slipknot!!! Posted August 15th, 2009 in General

Yeah, I listen to songs in which I can actually understand the lyrics, perhaps a band called Red Hot Chili Peppers, maybe you have heard of them.

Response to: Do Pictures Give You Nightmares? Posted August 14th, 2009 in General

At 8/14/09 06:45 AM, andhination wrote: Why does that scare you? It's not a scary picture. :/

It's eating my soul, consuming little by little.

Do Pictures Give You Nightmares? Posted August 14th, 2009 in General

Because I just looked at this picture and I know for a fact I will have a nightmare about it, but you, my humble BBS, does this scare you?

Do Pictures Give You Nightmares?

Response to: Microsoft banned from selling Word Posted August 12th, 2009 in General

At 8/12/09 03:56 PM, wreckages wrote: no word for america, no IE8 for europe

who wins?

Obviously Europe, you just can install firefox from a thumb drive... and the same for America. Fuck, wait, neither wins.

Response to: Microsoft banned from selling Word Posted August 12th, 2009 in General

So then people would get caught for illegally downloading word from torrent sites and get jail time. Wait, what the fuck?!

So I work with crazy people Posted August 12th, 2009 in General

My job is so fucking creepy. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

Response to: I Swear To God... Posted August 10th, 2009 in General

Oh hey guys, I forgot about this.

Response to: Do you click ads? Posted August 10th, 2009 in General

Nah, my ad-blocker takes care of them for me.

Response to: Where is this flash movie on NG ? Posted August 10th, 2009 in General

It got blammed.

Response to: Wifi stealer? Posted August 9th, 2009 in General

It is illegal, but only if you get caught doing it, but hey it could be worse, you could crack somebody WEP and then connect to it.

Response to: Nostradamus was an attention whore Posted August 9th, 2009 in General

At 8/9/09 03:04 PM, Figter wrote: People that believe in 2012 is fucking idiots

Along with people who can't use proper grammar

Response to: I Swear To God... Posted August 9th, 2009 in General

At 8/9/09 06:12 AM, ThePortalGuru wrote: I fucking love Super Troopers.

Epic thread, bro.

Thanks.