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Response to: Merry Fucking Christmas Posted December 25th, 2009 in General

At 12/25/09 10:32 AM, Falonefal wrote:
In Russia Christmas is 13 days later due to the calender the Orthodox Church has.

Bah, Russia doesn't count, the nation itself is a paradox.

Response to: what did you guys get for christmas Posted December 25th, 2009 in General

At 12/25/09 09:34 AM, DareDevilGuy wrote: You're all a bunch of spoiled shits.

I got Far Cry 2 and a DVD for the disney movie UP.

Damnit, I find it sad that I got less than this man.

Response to: What were you Expecting, Posted December 25th, 2009 in General

At 12/25/09 10:34 AM, NeverHundred wrote:
At 12/25/09 09:55 AM, Falonefal wrote: I expected my neighbors to burn down >.<

I didn't get that.
wait... you expected your neighbors to burn down, not your neighbors house/houses? Well we all can't create spontaneous combustion on command now can we.

We can sure as hell try, I mean if you believe hard enough, it will happen.

Response to: Merry Fucking Christmas Posted December 25th, 2009 in General

At 12/25/09 10:22 AM, Falonefal wrote:
In case your boss doesn't want you watching a damn hot ass.
Better be oversafe than undersafe.

I would be more concern if you were working today.

Response to: New cellphone. Posted December 25th, 2009 in General

G'day Mate,

I do believe that a Droid is the coolest thing to come out lately, oh crikey, the scout is trying to kill me.

Farewell,
- Sniper

Response to: Merry Christmas To You All. Posted December 25th, 2009 in General

Merry Christmas, now let me get drunk off eggnog.

Response to: I was stolen from! Posted December 25th, 2009 in General

File a dispute if you can.

Response to: Come on PalTalk! Posted December 21st, 2009 in General

Goddamnit, I DEMAND ALL PALTALK REGULARS GET BACK ON, I CAME BACK FOR NOTHING. NOOOOTHING. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHING. DAMNIT.

Response to: "Vanish" privacy on the web Posted October 29th, 2009 in General

At 10/29/09 09:24 PM, GiantDouche wrote: That's actually not a bad idea.

This is the worst idea ever.

Response to: Computer problems Posted October 27th, 2009 in General

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/5868 83

Response to: Hilarious Yahoo Asnwers Posted October 22nd, 2009 in General

At 10/22/09 11:06 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: Jesus, doesn't anyone have a fucking theory of mind anymore?

Nope. Why would you even ask?

Response to: Suicide Note Generator Posted October 22nd, 2009 in General

This shit is old as hell, I mean, I knew this shit back out in 2004. Damn.

Response to: Windows Formatted Itself Posted October 21st, 2009 in General

At 10/21/09 09:11 AM, citricsquid wrote: it doesn't just format itself, give us the full story or fuck off.

Actually computers can format itself, Vista seriously ran a format while I was gone, and I guess it was done during when Vista was starting up, but before it booted all the way.

Windows Formatted Itself Posted October 21st, 2009 in General

I'm more sad than pissed at Windows Vista for formatting my whole HDD without even warning me. I wouldn't mind if it only Formatted it's own partition, but it deleted the XP partition as well. I had a shitload of files I'm not going to get back that were very important. And 50GB of Downloading games, all gone. So now I need to download them again. FML. Also, fuck.

Response to: my dad broke my pc hes an asshole Posted October 18th, 2009 in General

After carefully reading his story he made up, I laughed my ass off at the horrible grammar and spelling.

Cool Story Bro.

my dad broke my pc hes an asshole

Response to: Why are you gay ? Posted October 18th, 2009 in General

Can I join this big gay sex orgy?

Response to: Ctrl+alt+up Arrow Key Posted October 17th, 2009 in General

Thank god I have the ATi Control Panel still, or else I wouldn't get this to work.

Lol at intel graphics card
Response to: Too Fucking Far Posted October 17th, 2009 in General

Unfortunately this has just started a hate-war between ad-block users and non ad-block users.

Ad-Block Users: If you aren't retarded, you know what to do.

Non Ad-Block Users: Shut the fuck up. I'll say it again, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Ads = Money. Money = Hosting Bills Covered. Hosting Bills Covered = Newgrounds.

I say you put more ADS up if you need to, this isn't anything like the 2004/2005 ADS, and newgrounds can use a couple more.
Response to: OMG! Sick and bitchy she was Posted October 16th, 2009 in General

All the other comments in this thread will consist of "LOLOL Y0UR BADASS, YOU TOLD THAT BITCH OFF" or "Dude, try to be nicer next time, you seemed like a douche in the story."

Also COOL STORY BRO.
Response to: Calorie Ladder, day 21 Posted October 14th, 2009 in General

How does it feel, that tomorrow you can finally eat grapes again?

Response to: service menu code for obscure brand Posted October 11th, 2009 in General

At 10/11/09 09:09 PM, ragingfred wrote: I did, except I didn't smash it, I got store credit. got a Sharp instead

Go back and buy a goddamn Samsung.

Response to: Get The Cake... Posted October 11th, 2009 in General

ONE YEAR LATER, AND THIS FUCKING SHIT GET GRAVED DIG? OH FUCK NO, THAT'S MY JOB.

THERE WAS NO SOLUTION, YOU ALL FAILED, GET THE FUCK OUT NOW. THATS RIGHT, FUCK OFF BUGGER.

Get The Cake...

Response to: Who remembers "Mr Hell" !! Posted October 8th, 2009 in General

If I can remember, they canceled it quite quick because it sucked.

And from my personal experience, it did.
Response to: Come on PalTalk! Posted October 6th, 2009 in General

HOLY SHIT GUYS, FUCKING COME IN QUICK, SHAUNA IS SHOWING TITS.

Response to: Being vegan kinda sucks Posted October 6th, 2009 in General

At 10/6/09 06:14 PM, GiantDouche wrote:
At 10/6/09 06:11 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Fucking people and their eat-whatever-they-feel-like ways, I want to murder them instead when I go outside, at least cows won't cut you when you are in line and call you a freak!
FAH SHO FAH SHO. THE COWS BE MY FRIEND AND SHIT. AND DUH CHICKENS. AND DUH FRIED CHICKENS. AND DUH SHIT AND DUH FUCK. ONE TIME I SAW DIS HOMELESS DUDE EATIN SOUP WIT CHCKAN IN IT AT DUH SOUP KITCHEN SO I WENT UP TO HIM AND STABBED HIM IN DUH FAIC WITH A RUSTY FRK. LETS SEE HOW HE LYKES IT. LOLOLOLOLOL.

HEY DAWG, DOTN BE DISREPECTIN ME AND MAH HOMIEZ DAWG, DAT SHIT IS WHACK. YOU PROBABLY SUM GAY POSER FAG WHO THIK HE BE THE SHIT MAN. U AINT SHIT MAN N FUCK DAT SHIT STOYR MAN, DAT FUKIN SHIT IS GAYER DEN U R. NWO GO BAK 2 WHREVR U CUM FRMO N STAP MAKIN US LEWK STUDIP.

Response to: Are ghosts really real? Posted October 5th, 2009 in General

I am seriously so pissed right now. Somebody should of posted this by now.

Are ghosts really real?

Response to: Internet Eyes: Big Brother lol Posted October 5th, 2009 in General

At 10/5/09 09:11 AM, gumOnShoe wrote: We have this in America on the U.S. Mexico border for about a ten mile stretch in TX. Its apparently been pretty useless.

Not exactly, just the other day I saw Oscar try to jump the U.S./Mexico border, authorities were contacted within seconds. Poor bastard got his ass tackled to the ground.

Response to: Come on PalTalk! Posted October 4th, 2009 in General

GLORY HOLE, WHERE STANGERS BECOMES FRIENDS.

Come on PalTalk!

Response to: Living in the ghetto Posted October 3rd, 2009 in General

At 10/3/09 10:08 PM, slingshot14 wrote: I was raised very white and in good neighborhoods. Being here is like a portrayal of hell. Any tips for survival NG?

Move to Idaho, might not have the best neighborhoods, but you will fit in with all the hickabillies.

Response to: Computer totally crapped out on me! Posted September 30th, 2009 in General

Obviously if you have enough money, upgrade to a new computer with a PCI Express Slot, because AGP is old and outdated.

If not, buy a Geforce 6200/ATi Radeon 1300