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31.

None

Topic: Good ways to kill yourself.

Posted: 07/07/09 01:17 PM

Forum: General

At 5/29/09 11:22 PM, bgraybr wrote: Hopefully no one here is suicidal

I am. Alot. But not now.

I'd jump into the street and get run over by a car.


32.

Winking

Topic: Do I Have Testicular Cancer?

Posted: 07/07/09 01:16 PM

Forum: General

At 7/7/09 01:04 PM, F-U-N-D-A wrote:
my manhood area.

Only girls say it's an "area". Real men just cum right out and mention what part it is.

So NG, how can I find out if my balls have cancer?

See your doctor.

LOL LOOK AT THAT CUM JOKE!!


33.

Winking

Topic: Were you ever a troll?

Posted: 07/07/09 12:31 PM

Forum: General


34.

Questioning

Topic: Today is 36Holla's 22nd Birthday

Posted: 07/07/09 12:22 PM

Forum: General

Ok, did you make this up? How could you know all this?

HAPPEH BERFDAY, 36Holla! :D


35.

Resigned

Topic: Offical MJ Memorial thread

Posted: 07/07/09 12:20 PM

Forum: General

Well, Zenan, you do make a point there. I guess that even after his career ending, he'd still have
50 people from the Paparazzi outside his window, taking pictures of him watching TV, and TRYING
to eat some soup, but he spills it, cuz something outside startles him, then a picture of him with spilled soup all over him and an upside down bowl is plastered all over those stupid magazines that follow the stars' lives.


36.

None

Topic: The Car Enthusiasts Club

Posted: 07/07/09 12:09 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 7/2/09 12:40 AM, Saen wrote: I don't even understand why we make SUV's. I also don't know why they are not diesel.

Yea.. SUV's are gas-wasters, and we do NOT need to waste gas these days! Someone explain what makes diesel better and more expensive please?

I mean come on, you can get by with a station wagon. Same amount of space, it's just lower to the ground and needs less power.

True. All true. What if you have six 3-yr-olds in your family? </Jon & Kate Plus 8> They can't step up that high! And plus, needing less power saves money!! Only one problem: They stopped making them! T_T >.<

They are also safer, have better handling, and are more stylish (in my opinion).

How are they safer? They're smaller, and therefore, are hurt more easily by bigger vehicles.
Better handling? Probably. I've street raced in an Escalade before, and its handling sucked. Even with handling upgrades, it didn't turn well after 80 MPH.

And wood on the side = stylish? Sure, if you're in the 1920's :P.

My oldest aunt once drove a blue station wagon. But in 2003, she bought a Kia. A KIA!! It recently crapped out, and after only 6 years! 1. All my other aunts (and my mom) bought their cars in 2003, and they all run fine. 2. My dad was right. Kia is a piece of crap! But is it really Korean? *cough*Communists*cough*


37.

None

Topic: Offical MJ Memorial thread

Posted: 07/07/09 11:52 AM

Forum: General

At 7/7/09 11:49 AM, Zenan wrote:
At 7/7/09 11:49 AM, Lolzer wrote: I'm watching it on the news, i'm feeling a little uncomfortable...I just can't still believe that, all that fame is now gone and he's dead. I always thought that he'd die at the age of 77 or something like that...
That's a pretty precise number, were you planning something?

Well, at least he wants MJ to have a long life. Much longer than 50 years. With that, he coulda made a few moar songs, and enjoyed a quiet retirement.


38.

Sad

Topic: Offical MJ Memorial thread

Posted: 07/07/09 11:47 AM

Forum: General

His memorial service will be aired LIVE on NBC @ 1pm EDT!


39.

Elated

Topic: Who Is The Sham-wow Guy?

Posted: 07/07/09 11:46 AM

Forum: General

Well, Vince is a fast-talkin', sell it now, short sweet and to the point, kinda infomercial host, unlike Billy Mays!


40.

Happy

Topic: I Have A Tumor...

Posted: 07/07/09 11:40 AM

Forum: General

At 7/7/09 11:36 AM, Totalaniolation wrote: A cyst is a hardend lump of tissue

Oh ok. And to think, we learned a bit about tissue in school last year, but they never mentioned it turning into a cyst! SURE, they told us about fossils turning into molds, and then casts, but not once did they mention tissue turning into cyst!

Something we did learn:
Cells make up tissue which make up organs which make up organ systems. amirite? plz?


41.

Elated

Topic: Ppl who dont use emoticons on posts

Posted: 07/07/09 11:35 AM

Forum: General

At 7/7/09 04:54 AM, brassmonker1234 wrote: I love the fact you didnt put a emoticon for a the thread. fucking hypocrite.

OH, nice job catching that!

PWNED!


42.

Questioning

Topic: I Have A Tumor...

Posted: 07/07/09 11:27 AM

Forum: General

I have a question:

What's a cyst?

Yes, I know I'm dumb.

43.

Thinking

Topic: Wii motion plus...?

Posted: 07/07/09 11:17 AM

Forum: Video Games

Dump your Wii, and buy an XB0X 360!


44.

Elated

Topic: my dream about NG kinda...

Posted: 07/07/09 11:14 AM

Forum: General

Holy shit, your lucky! I wish I could have a dream about Newgrounds like that!


45.

Elated

Topic: OH SNAP!! EARTH WORM SEX!!!

Posted: 07/07/09 11:09 AM

Forum: General

Looks sexy!


46.

Resigned

Topic: Come on PalTalk!

Posted: 07/06/09 08:23 PM

Forum: General

I like PalTalk, but not the Newgrounds room.

I use it for XxX The Hideout XxX! (great room)


47.

Angry

Topic: Greatest soda ever?

Posted: 07/06/09 08:21 PM

Forum: General

N0NE! I hate ALL sodas!! The fizz makes it horrible! And not only that..

It makes you fat, and the sugar rots your teeth!

Stupid soda!


48.

Elated

Topic: very very depressed, help.

Posted: 07/06/09 08:01 PM

Forum: General

At 7/6/09 07:53 PM, SorgensKammer wrote: dude smoke some weed. or get some depression pills.

Fuck, of course! Why didn't I think of that!? Depression pills! Consult your doctor, and get some depression pills!


49.

None

Topic: very very depressed, help.

Posted: 07/06/09 07:47 PM

Forum: General

I face depression, but not as badly as you!

You definitely need someone to talk to. *points to the next guy who posts* If yuo don't talk about it, it might lead to you venting out your emotions in other ways!

Or, just cut yourself!


50.

Questioning

Topic: Anybody here fascists?

Posted: 07/06/09 07:34 PM

Forum: General

Oh.. so that's what a fascist is!....


51.

Angry

Topic: I hate total

Posted: 07/06/09 07:33 PM

Forum: General

Yea! All healthy foods taste like shit!


52.

Angry

Topic: Sucking dicks for cash

Posted: 07/06/09 06:52 PM

Forum: General

Yick!

No amount of money can make me do that!


53.

Crying

Topic: Dreams are mean.

Posted: 07/06/09 06:49 PM

Forum: General

Yes they are! But for a different reason!

Mine are 90% nightmares!


54.

Elated

Topic: Most used programs?

Posted: 07/06/09 05:57 PM

Forum: General

Mine are:

Calculator
iTunes
Windows Live Messenger
PalTalk
Portal Guard


55.

Winking

Topic: Annoying brothers or sisters?

Posted: 07/06/09 05:56 PM

Forum: General

At 7/6/09 05:51 PM, jessiana7 wrote:
At 7/6/09 05:20 PM, darknessdweller wrote:
At 7/6/09 01:46 PM, jessiana7 wrote: Who r u calling sexy? U don't kno me! that's just creepy
Well, I am the same age as you. Why not?
What if I was a 40 year old perve?

The people on Newgrounds aren't like that.

lol What if I was ugly? I'm not by the way.

I highly doubt your ugly!

At least I don't think so. hmm....... Do you think your sexy?

Alot of girls tell me I'm cute, or sexy, but I don't agree with them.


56.

Kissing

Topic: NewGrounds' Chalkboard!

Posted: 07/06/09 05:52 PM

Forum: General

Hehe. MY graffiti!

NewGrounds' Chalkboard!


57.

Questioning

Topic: Xbox 360 or Playstaion 3

Posted: 07/06/09 05:25 PM

Forum: Video Games

Well, I am also having a hard time deciding this.

Ya want infomation like that? You should see Black-Ops.


58.

Happy

Topic: Old games you still play?

Posted: 07/06/09 05:23 PM

Forum: Video Games

NFS: MW 5-1-0

Their music is so good!

Midnight Club 3 DUB Edition Remix

Good memories, very fun!


59.

Thinking

Topic: Annoying brothers or sisters?

Posted: 07/06/09 05:20 PM

Forum: General

At 7/6/09 01:46 PM, jessiana7 wrote:
At 7/6/09 01:36 PM, darknessdweller wrote: Hey there, sexy.
Who r u calling sexy? U don't kno me! that's just creepy

Well, I am the same age as you. Why not?


60.

None

Topic: No lit portal!

Posted: 07/06/09 05:18 PM

Forum: General

At 7/6/09 05:16 PM, Imaku wrote:
At 7/6/09 05:15 PM, Piss wrote: I think you're a horrible addition to the community. Remove yourself immediately.
I agree with this guy.

I agree with the both of you.


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