Wow, a one in a million right there. Jeez who gets a bright idea to stick themself into a microwave? I heard of dogs, but a kid? What a find there sir.

Buy a safe with one key that you alone should keep and stash the mags in there. Your dad would think he smart when he finds it but finds out he can't even open cause you got the key! Bam! Ultimate!!!

The way i sleep is a good smack on the head with a hammer. Takes me out like a light.
If you saw SuperJail you see the success in doing so.

At 11/15/08 03:12 PM, xports wrote: In all that excitement of my first post, I completely forgot my actual response.

Listen. Obama is not the Antichrist. Obama is not a terrorist. Obama is not a socialist. He's just a different president than we are used to, and you know if you're different, you're evil. That's America's mindset. Nothing we can do.

No, no, no! Thats 1/4 of the America's mindest and those 1/4 are retarded or led wrong. And i live in Texas. Technically i live in the 1/4. Non stop talking shit about Obama. He's our president now and theres nothing we can do now. We just got to live with it like we did with Bush. Its like swapping shit talking. Both parties get their turn. P.S.: Im not retarded.

At 11/14/08 10:17 PM, diminitive wrote: You are an idiot for doing drugs.

Shitty deals.

Really? I scored 100% while i was stoned as Shit on this test while others made 60's or 70's. Eat that society!

Heres my suggestion for ya. Make up some eloborate philosphy of life, spread the word, gather many followers and soon enough once your followers are strong in numbers you annxex a certain piece of land to your rule and buy lots of weapons. Create WMDS' if you can and start invading countries starting from the smallest to biggest but only one at a time. And soon enough you'll get your own freakin nation! Or the the world bands together and bombs the shit out of you but thats proably not going to happening considering most countries are cowards and just threaten to use it. No-one proably doesn't want the guilt of causing mass-genocide.

Its a good plan i think but if it sounds too good to be true then i guess you can throw that one straight into the trash.

So...any stories happened with you people? Any got shot, got rich, or got a beat down on someone? Everything seemed to be going pretty smooth for myself...but what do you have to offer besides talking shit. Actually i wouldn't really mind. But consider yourself a retarded-Bitch face if you insist on doing that. Other than that the question still stands. Whats been happening?

What is this anyway???

A year ago, my friends and well not me neccasirly, got drunk...i had to watch over the freakin idiots. But to the point, they all took 5 shots of southern comfort (just so you know) except for one very small friend of mine in which i won't name, starts with a "J", had only taken 3 shots. Now considering i guess on my knowledge that since he was so skinny that he couldn't very well take it.

J" was tumbling all around the place; calling all the group the most ridiclious names and then after two hours of non stop chattering he went into the "savage" mode as he called it. And so he called out three of the people there to fight, including myself. He tried to take us all on at once but got the sense beat into him. After the halrious beating, for it wasn't neccasirly a beating but a lesson, as the little friend was very, very weak.

The fight went on until he was thrown onto a pile of rocks where J muttered "Ima gonna cut you all!" But we all cleary knew that he didn't bring his trusty pocket knief. And so we just watched as he searched for his knief, screaming "Where my knief at?"

so after he passed out onto the pile of rocks, following one of my old friend named "D" throwing a battery, yes a battery square first on the forehead. It left a nasty bruise after and J" as i will call him went into a nasty little seizure.
Afterwards my other friend kept badgering on and on about J's misfortune saying
"At least that wasn't me!" but little did he know that later on in the year to come, he would fall victim to his drunk moment, face first in a puddle of his own puke. Karma hurts...

Stamper got to give some cool points on keeping on the calm level, you took all that retardation he threw at you and made it into your own bomb and once he crossed that line you unleashed Hell upon him. Now he burns in the fires of humilation, great job again stamper!

At 7/21/08 11:43 PM, ToothBrushMan wrote: I'd just like to not that I saw the commercial that inspired this thread.
He was watching The Colbert Report.

Correct!!! 500 freakin points for you.

Okay we all know some new star wars film is coming out but i must say...sersiously? C'mon, just a animated film that's rated pg? Why couldn't it just stay on course to seven? But no it goes back intime once again! Jeez, i better see like a new one with a freakin new story line for once, im tired with the whole sad anakian story. Am i right or am i right.

As long as they making games still i can live with it though

What a true writer we have here! And so worried" about girlfriend possibly getting the blood sucked out of her by a vampire fetus. All fear the Fetus Vampire!

In your lifetime, im pretty sure a friend of yours had told you or someone else who apparently couldnt keep their mouth's shut a secret? a very wierd one? now i'm not saying to just blab out the person's name.
but this has just happened to me awhile back and woah! what a trip out that was.

47 presents!? Jeez we only have twelve at best. Well i hope it's not all clothes.

Well judging by the map i see i would build a boat and float to land far off in the distance.

Exactly just play your games under six hours...that's what my phone guy said he knows all.

Dude,dude, dude,dude,dude...just calm down and we'll figure it out. If you have a friend that has the game, dismember his hands and legs and he won't have a choice of giving the game for he has no arms or legs. Easy as that or unless he doesn't want you to dismemeber him then you might have to "take" him out, to Mcdonalds or something and try to convince him.

We all know Christmas is tomorrow but we have all of our gifts sitting there in the lonely corner of the house(well mainly my bro's and mine) but my parents have already opened theres and we ask why and they say "We're the parents and you cannot open it until christmas" I mean come on...this is very hypocrital of them. They can open theres and we can't?

God, i can't even look at the freaking gifts. I know they bought it but sersiously all we're going to do the next day is just open them, there's no reason to wait another day if we're not going to show them of to any other family members. This aggravates me, any of you had or have this problem?

I'm not sure how or why Halo would be important, unless someone needed it so bad or they would die. But it's a grand game, with awesome multiplayer and pretty bad-ass single-player. It's a good game...no it's a great game. Got get it man, you won't be disappointed unless you feel unwell killing aliens.

Well you shouldn't blast the guy with your harsh words just because he says things about his personal life. Unless he had made fun of you in a very bad way, for instance saying that you were a "Faggot" then you had the right to blast him. Shame on you sir, shame on you.

Of course we(not saying all) dream and sometimes their confusing, grand, and usually for me....horrifing. Have any of you had any good dreams that you would like to discuss? I myself have many dreams, but i let you guys do the posting.

Now there is the very depressed kid at my school who never was that cool with many of the people and a lot of people picked on him a lot. Though i'm not one of them. And he's kinda crazy, for instance if he failed a paper or someone made fun of him he beat his fist onto the desk in rage. Very crazy and just a few days ago, some guy tries to be all big and bad, trying to push him around, but the kid pushes back and soon with just one more push by the guy, the kid goes super-crazy and starts pounding the guy's face with his fists of course and soon enough the guy breaks and runs off in embarrasment. Everyone laughs and celebrates the kid's victory but a short victory it was, the vice-principal sees this and takes both the kid and the guy to I.S.S. It goes to show, never judge a book by it's cover.

This would be pretty good if i knew everything from my past life, then i could ace all my grades like a piece of cake. And know what would happen and so for.

Okay man i am very pissed at someone i once trusted as a friend. See in my room i kept some money in my drawer, this time around thirty bucks and by a concidence my friend spots it and asks "Who's money?" I apparently said mine and throughout the night he eyed that money like a lion preys on a zebra. And that night i fall asleep in my bed and wake up on the sofa, i get up to see my friend crossing the hall as if he was ready to go. "Dude are you going?" i ask but he just mutters "Yea." And there he went and once i go into my room i look through my drawer and what do i find...nothin. My brother says my friend had discussed with my brother to take the other day and he does it... the son of a bitch.

And so we chase him down to his house, banging on his door. He doesn't answer on the first few knocks and i see him pass by really quickly...like trying to avoid us. And then he finally answers and I say, "You have something of mine." and he looks like he was guilty of murder and says "I don't have it." and say it constantly to get us off his track. He has done it before, when he stole my bro's stuff and his other friend's, he did it to buy weed with his cousin and smoke it all and rub it in our faces. But hey we will get the last laugh, make no mistake about. *Anybody got any good revenge plots?*

wait, wait, wait! I got it! He served you! I get it! Wow, now i see the world in a whole new perspective! My god.

*Bursts out laughing*
Nah i fucking with ya, but sure yea you could make it as evil.

Okay at my school, there is a guy who like to steal almost every joke you spit at him. Though he hangs out with me, he is fucking annoying, (And the only reason i hang out with the guy is that he gives me money when i ask him.) See i made some British accent one day, my friends and him thinks its funny, so they try it, some do good and some...not good. And then he does it and it just terrible! We laugh but he doesn't know where laughing at him.

He talks shit when i kick his ass on games and to his teachers to seem cool to his 'friednds' and he steals all of my friends jokes. And one day man he's going to get fucked up for doing that. And i hope i be there to see it, have any of ya'll experinced this with someone at your school/work?

I'm sorry but i can't laugh, because it reminds me of my brother unleashings his blast cannon upon me. Thought i got him back but still.

I'd helped someone cut themselves, though they didn't seem to apprectiate my help. Seud me like fuve days later, just for helping!

At 9/23/07 12:20 AM, So-Smart-s0-Dumb wrote: It's so sexually arousing to have a human being so dumb thtat they believe in chrstianity, it makes it so obvious as to how dumb they are and how easy it will be to get with them in bed.

Okay that quote you said "A human being so dumb thatat they bleive in chrstianity" Was just a insult on you, calling religious people dumb when you can't even fucking spell Christanity and that.