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Author Search Results: 'Darklilangel23'

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Topic: I need a better fucking computer.

Posted: 06/03/09 07:55 AM

Forum: General

At 6/3/09 07:49 AM, crapatflash wrote:

Read above post.
If I actually had a fucking job then I would have some money to buy one. but I can't get a job, so i think I have every right to bitch about it.

then start saving up

home depot is always hiring


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Mad as Hell

Topic: I need a better fucking computer.

Posted: 06/03/09 07:46 AM

Forum: General

whiny winy whiny bastards
go buy a new computer
mines less than a month old its 6gb i got it less than a 7 hunderdat best buy


3.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Drugs & Experiences

Posted: 06/03/09 07:34 AM

Forum: General

i smoked pot once it didnt do shit tome i spend 2 hours smoking the bong and i didnt feel shit
and never did anything else

nor do i reconmend anyone doing anything
stay off drugs een thou i live in massachueets where they are trying to legalize pot
i think it be great not that i smoke but they would tax it like cigerrettes and make money


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Topic: Most terrible cakes ever seen!

Posted: 06/03/09 07:31 AM

Forum: General

this i want as a cake sent to someone who was molested by a priest

Most terrible cakes ever seen!


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Topic: Are you afraid of Newgrounds?

Posted: 06/03/09 07:27 AM

Forum: General

At 6/3/09 05:41 AM, TheGanja wrote: So what if you offend someone, it ain't like there gonna jump out your screen and kill you. Might rape you a little, but they won't kill you.

you keep thinking that and one day someone jumps out of the bushes and rapes u like a gorilla


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Topic: It's not fair...

Posted: 06/03/09 07:26 AM

Forum: General

Whats the difference between a vagina n a coffin? u cum in 1 n go in the other but u got2 b stiff to get into both..


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Topic: Advice to Virgins and single people

Posted: 06/03/09 07:22 AM

Forum: General

At 6/3/09 07:18 AM, simon wrote:
At 6/3/09 05:47 AM, DirtySyko wrote: Smoke weed. Drink alcohol. Fuck random girls. That's your remedy, my friend.
Perfect advice, worked on me every time lmao.

worked on your mom too


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Topic: Most terrible cakes ever seen!

Posted: 06/03/09 07:17 AM

Forum: General

i want a cake to send to a muslim that shows a terrorist being beaten with a bible


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Thinking

Topic: Advice to Virgins and single people

Posted: 06/03/09 07:16 AM

Forum: General

ok maybe i will help

i am 30 years old almost 31 june 10th

i lost my virginity to a girl i really didnt give a shit about.................. dated a lot of girls and i met one girl who blessed me wiht the honor ofbeing her first sexual partener and we fell in love and together over a year when you ahve been in love it stays with you forever i still write poetry about her and think of her i know her birthday and everything and ithurtss but i must move on
you can fuck anygirl and not have feelings but when u really are in love
you cant stop thinking about them to touch them to smell them to just be close
to feel thier hands thier skin everyything
its the best feeling ofall
i wouldnt tell anyone to rush and lose ur virginity but wait instead and find that speical someone


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Topic: How would you like it?

Posted: 06/03/09 07:11 AM

Forum: General

i would make sure no black people would be on mars


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Topic: New Band Name Ideas

Posted: 06/03/09 07:09 AM

Forum: General

irish drunken bastards they come on stage to sing and dance but completly drunk outof thier minds
the silly nannies english men wearing pink dresses


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Topic: Equality.

Posted: 06/03/09 07:06 AM

Forum: General

At 6/3/09 06:42 AM, Draxiss wrote:

The best thing yo momma could have done was have an abortion, of you. You are a classic ignorant retard.

fuck you mother fucker okay eat dog shit and go suck a gorilla cock

Equality.


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Topic: Things that are awesome...

Posted: 06/03/09 07:04 AM

Forum: General

At 5/30/09 04:07 PM, Porkchop wrote: Or this.

now thats bad ass really good work


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Topic: New Band Name Ideas

Posted: 06/03/09 07:02 AM

Forum: General

how about the butt prates they dress like pirates and sing metal
lazy vaginas
cowboy buttheads
goateee fist fuckers
smelly monkeys a group of all black guys lol
white power neo nazis singing hate rock songs

New Band Name Ideas


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Topic: I got the job!

Posted: 06/03/09 06:55 AM

Forum: General

At 6/2/09 09:13 PM, RockMessiah123 wrote: I applied for a job at a local resteraunt, and i got the job! i work night shifts, but the pay is good!

thats great

i work for home depot night time i work 70-90 hours a week not cuz i need the money but cuz i want to


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Topic: Its Real!!!

Posted: 06/03/09 06:40 AM

Forum: General

omg you kids make me feel so old


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Topic: Do you wear glasses?

Posted: 06/03/09 06:38 AM

Forum: General

At 6/3/09 06:33 AM, REDSPADES wrote:
At 6/3/09 06:12 AM, Darklilangel23 wrote: fuck you i dont have an lazy eye i was looking at something
what, only on one side?

I think those laz0rz fucked your eye!

first of all fuck you noob kiss my ass
i was looking at something when the pic was taken


18.

Mad as Hell

Topic: I think I killed my girlfriend...

Posted: 06/03/09 06:35 AM

Forum: General

fuck you kidddddddddddddddddddd i hope she dies and u go to jail where bubba mario and heyjesus rape ur ass everyday andmake gag u with thier cocks

I think I killed my girlfriend...


19.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Equality.

Posted: 06/03/09 06:31 AM

Forum: General

fuck black history month you dont see asian people bitching for asian history month

hell we fucking raped the native american indians they were over 100 million strongwhen the white men showed up
now they are less than a 100,000 left and they dont bitch nearly as much as black people do

black people ruin thier own kind they kill each other and make too many babies and live on welfare ando drugs and drink too much and cause crime

the best thing a black woman can do to stop crime is have an abortion


20.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Do you wear glasses?

Posted: 06/03/09 06:12 AM

Forum: General

fuck you i dont have an lazy eye i was looking at something


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Topic: Proud of your race/culture?

Posted: 06/03/09 05:55 AM

Forum: General

At 6/3/09 05:39 AM, YoshiRacer1 wrote: .
thats cuz they are an ignorant and savage people who god hates and thru natural selection will exterminate themselves

i look forward to the day when i hear on the news the rare african a rare endangered speices
That means we have to help them rebreed If that happens. It won't

im hoping god will extreminate all africans
they are a worthless people they ruined thier entire continent
god hates them thats why they suffer


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Topic: Proud of your race/culture?

Posted: 06/03/09 05:32 AM

Forum: General

At 6/3/09 03:03 AM, Prinzy2 wrote:
At 6/3/09 01:50 AM, ngman7 wrote:
At 6/3/09 01:46 AM, Prinzy2 wrote: Well technically, we did own quite a bit of stuff for a while, but that's not the point.
Yeah and the Africans were fine and prospering till the white people came along and tried to take over.
Lmao, didn't even realize you replied, I was expecting a little more than that.

But yeah, they seem to be doing really well now, starving and dying of AIDS.
Yeah, they're living the dream.

thats cuz they are an ignorant and savage people who god hates and thru natural selection will exterminate themselves

i look forward to the day when i hear on the news the rare african a rare endangered speices


23.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Do you wear glasses?

Posted: 06/03/09 05:26 AM

Forum: General

i used to wear glasses all my life i was almost blind in one

i got the lazer eye treatment and i look so much better

Do you wear glasses?


24.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Equality.

Posted: 06/03/09 04:23 AM

Forum: General

theres no such thing as equality

i know i am better than some certain races
i dont stick a bone thru my nose and dance to the gods and sacerfice animals
i am better than some races
i dont tell others my relgion is better than others and demand that i go and have my minions blow them selves up and kill innioncent people

i am better than most people


25.

Mad as Hell

Topic: I think I killed my girlfriend...

Posted: 06/03/09 04:16 AM

Forum: General

OMFG YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS SICK AND DYING AND YOUR ONLINE ASKING WHAT SHOULD YOU DO????????? TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITAL ASSHOLEEEEEEEEEEEE


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Topic: Vegetarianism Is Spreading!

Posted: 06/03/09 04:13 AM

Forum: General

what are you fucking 12??????????

vegans and vegetarians been around for thousands of years you fucktard


27.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Open Discussion- The Bbs

Posted: 06/03/09 04:12 AM

Forum: General

we can invest in a feature we can throw pies at each other instead of flamming


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Topic: What do you want to be known for?

Posted: 06/03/09 04:09 AM

Forum: General

see asshole ur more of a fag than anything you download the fucking nastyness to ur computer

i bet you masterbate to yellowrain and shit porn

go watch 2 girls 1 tea cup while ur at it


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Topic: Is newgrounds in your future?

Posted: 06/03/09 04:06 AM

Forum: General

this is some stuff i do with animation with my poetry

Is newgrounds in your future?


30.

Mad as Hell

Topic: Is newgrounds in your future?

Posted: 06/03/09 03:38 AM

Forum: General

ive been with newgrounds a long long time and i learned to do flash i havnet posted any maybe i will someday

i think its a great learning place for the future

newgrounds rocks


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