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Response to: Mods of 2011 Posted December 30th, 2010 in General

DarkKloud. he is the 133737 fucker to ever grace this site. go one step further in fact, and replace tom with him.

failing that, chronamut. although a homo, he is somehow a useful member of the NG society.

Need someone for drums Posted November 3rd, 2010 in Audio

Need someone to do drums for a track im working on. metal. death metal. if you can do so, let me know, and i will send you the current track, and you can do your magic.

Metal Colab Posted October 20th, 2010 in Collaboration

Looking to do a metal collaboration with someone, or multiple someones. melodic death style perhaps. bmp of probably 160-200.

things i am capable of bringing to the work-group :
Rhythm guitar
Lead guitar
Shitty drums
Monstrous growls
Demonic screeches
about 10 years of experience with most instruments.

So, come on over, hit me up, and we can explore this further :D
Aim: CaptainKloud
Yahoo: Kallahow@yahoo.com
Msn: Dark___kloud@hotmail.com

P.S. Fucking do it, or ill find each and every one of you and rip your testicles through your asshole.

Response to: Happy Madness Day! Posted September 23rd, 2010 in NG News

fuck madness day -_-
just an excuse for people to make crap, and post it up. maybe you should make a "newgrounds has stopped failing" day

Response to: Guitar lessons and sound recording Posted September 6th, 2010 in Audio

if your amp has a "mix out" or you have an effects pedal or some kind, you can record directly to your computer with a plain old patch cable, using a 14/to1/8inch adapter, and plugging into either your line in, or microphone jack on your sound card, if you do that, make sure to keep your mic level pretty low, and mic boost off, or youll get raped with extra distortion. alternativy, you can buy a cheap m-audio recording device like this and just plug into that, recording with audacity, or any other free program you want.

Response to: Worst Band Ever? Posted July 14th, 2008 in General

worst band ever?id have to say fuck im dead, there a "band" that trys to sound alot like circle of dead children, but much more random and meaningless. all there music and lyrics are completely random, and nothing goes well with anything else, and they use a drum machine.

Response to: NG AP "update" errors Posted May 11th, 2008 in Audio

HAHHAAHHAAHA i just saw this shit, my shitty song is at the number 2 spot, even though its like 3.24 now lol

Response to: DAC (dooby audio contest Oct) Posted October 14th, 2007 in Audio

0.0 they upgraded it finaly? damn, and no, the song is actually around 10 minutes lol im still trying to bring the file size down -_-

Response to: If You're A Creator, Read This. Posted October 14th, 2007 in Audio

Well, the reason im not sure wheather or nay i could do this, is because of my general style of playing, being metal in varios different styles, i think after i get out of work tommarow, and before i jump to work on my game, ill hit the ol' axe, and try to whip you something up though.

Response to: Delay! Posted October 14th, 2007 in Audio

hmmm...very good actualy, you should extract the audio from the video, and upload it here on NG :D

Response to: DAC (dooby audio contest Oct) Posted October 14th, 2007 in Audio

hey dooby, i have a song i made for my upcoming game, that might fit into this comp perfectly, im gonna re render it so its small enough for NG, without quality loss, and them ima upload it, expect the triumphant return of Kloud!

Response to: If You're A Creator, Read This. Posted October 14th, 2007 in Audio

hmm..super hero music....so im assuming something like this: moderately fast, to fast pace.slightly happy sounding, with a bit of fanfareish tone to it.

am i correct?if not, please tell em what exactly, in better detail, you are looking for, if i am, i probly cant help you out here, but i can try.

Response to: The Audio Forum Lounge Posted October 14th, 2007 in Audio

GUESS WHO'S BACK BIATCHS!!!!!!

Response to: audio ppl piccies! (uber squee!) ^^ Posted October 14th, 2007 in Audio

At 10/10/07 05:11 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: Although thank god puberty was kind to me.

Heres me when I was 12 to 14.
Spot the differences.

you turned emo.

i nailed it.

audio ppl piccies! (uber squee!) ^^

Response to: If You're A Creator, Read This. Posted October 14th, 2007 in Audio

you must remember to name the genre(s), or general genres(s), that you are looking for, personaly, id be happy to help you out with it, the style of music i generally make, is speed metal, black metal, death metal, classic rock, and as of late, for the game im making, Metal in an elven style.if you are interested in signing me on, please let me know, as i said, id be more then happy to help you.

Response to: vocalist? Posted July 27th, 2007 in Audio

im not shtting on you

simply stating that you need something to show what you can do, otherwise the very few of us who actually do metal with vocals here(and we wont need you we doo fine ourselves) wont even think of giving you a chance.

Response to: vocalist? Posted July 26th, 2007 in Audio

people do it all the time.

there called colabs.

but no offence, but i can do death growls and high pitched screams myself, why would i employ you?

have you any media to show youer skill in death growling/screaming?

Response to: im a noob yesnoyes? Posted July 25th, 2007 in Audio

ok, you can record to your pc like i do, with as little as 100 dollars.

buy an Maudio usb fast track, plug ur guitar into that, you can mic it to for drums and vox, or you can download the acoustika beatcraft demo, and when its worn out of demo time, simply uninstall it, remove it from your registrey, and re install, repeat.

Response to: GWAR contest Posted July 25th, 2007 in Audio

humpity bumpity, take the fucking challange, its free money you bastards.

Response to: im a noob yesnoyes? Posted July 25th, 2007 in Audio

pft, fuck the musical theorey idea, its useless.

pick up a guitar/bass/drum set from your local music store, get some books for it, and learn.

Response to: Zero bombers, dammit! Posted July 25th, 2007 in Audio

BWAHAHAHAHA just do what i do, 5 all your songs that dont suck ass every day, to counteract the 0 voters.

Response to: GWAR contest Posted July 24th, 2007 in Audio

I never denied anything arbiter, before popping off at the mouth, learn to read. i simply said that you fail for quoting wiki, never said it wasn't true, but did say that wiki can be changed.

and GWAR.net DID say that gwar was god what awful racket, this was before they updated to flash, i don't know whether it is anymore. go search if you feel that im wrong, or that i give a fuck, either way, get the hell out of my thread you impudent little prick.

Response to: GWAR contest Posted July 24th, 2007 in Audio

Quoting wiki is an instant fail for everyone who does it...remember: people can change wiki to say what they want provided they have the access.

Response to: GWAR contest Posted July 24th, 2007 in Audio

Since when have they denied it?its been up on thier website even for like 3 years

Response to: GWAR contest Posted July 24th, 2007 in Audio

GWAR is an acronym for God What Awful Racket

Response to: GWAR contest Posted July 23rd, 2007 in Audio

Correct my attractive young emo looking friend.

now back to the task at hand, people must enter, you get money for doing a cover song, surley someone must have the balls to cover a song from the great GWAR

Response to: GWAR contest Posted July 23rd, 2007 in Audio

...yes august, thanks, i lose track of time, days, months, years alot.

when youve lived as long as i, you cant keep track of time very well.

GWAR contest Posted July 23rd, 2007 in Audio

Details:

A cover of a gwar song must be made.
Must have vocals, if it is an origonaly vocalized song
cannot be one that someone else did(make your own cover)
Must sound at least somewhat like the song

Judging system:

You will be judged on your originality, sound quality, and vocal quality

Prize:

If you want a prize, then you MUST have either pay pal, or a credit card that i can send the money to.
The prize you ask?20$ from my very own pocket. thats right, you get money from god, his hard earned money he got from washing dishes at a glorified taco bell.

Time limit:

This contest ends on July 6th, which is 2 weeks away from now.

judges:

ME

Response to: Collab Anyone? Posted July 23rd, 2007 in Audio

i am. death metal. 160BPM, 4/4 timing, 3:50 or so, you wanna make first, or me?

WARNING: if you tajke this, and you butcher my guitar like naviij11 or whatever the fuck his name is did, i will E-Kill you

Response to: New headphones... wasn't worth it? Posted July 21st, 2007 in Audio

At 7/21/07 03:53 PM, Para-Noid wrote:
At 7/19/07 12:23 AM, MaestroRage wrote: Sony headphones.
There's your problem...

Truth be spoken right there BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA