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Author Search Results: 'DarkKingBernard'

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None

Topic: We Don't Have Free Will

Posted: 12/04/09 03:50 PM

Forum: General

At 12/4/09 03:39 PM, andhination wrote: We can't choose our personality, so we have no real say in what we are or what we do.

I have to agree with that.


2.

Resigned

Topic: We Don't Have Free Will

Posted: 12/04/09 03:35 PM

Forum: General

At 12/4/09 01:02 AM, Kwing wrote:

SUMMARY: We are slaves to the motive to gratify ourselves.

Actuallywe are slaves even to the politics of the world.
If people didnt invent money,there would be no poor or unhappy people on the planet,but the problem would be will the others build or teach their friends/strangers about the things they do not know.


3.

Resigned

Topic: Is this a joke?

Posted: 12/04/09 02:54 PM

Forum: General

Is this a fucking joke?
5 of my reviews that are actually from 2007 have been deleted in the same minute.
The reviews only had short comments like these:

1.The Handy Man
===============
Score: 0 / 10
Summary: Nothing
Review: Nothing in this game is good
===============
2.Alloy: Arena
===============
Score: 6 / 10
Summary: Good
Review: Good Game.
===============
3.Bottle Blaster 4
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Score: 4 / 10
Summary: Not Bad
Review: NOt bad game
===============
4.Backlash Online Racing
===============
Score: 4 / 10
Summary: Not bad but not for 5 STARS
Review: I dont like it
===============
5.Rocket Tag 2
===============
Score: 6 / 10
Summary: Nice
Review: Good GAME
===============

How is it possible to delete 5 reviews in 1 minute,is this some kind of joke?

Is this a joke?


4.

Goofy

Topic: If Pimp sold his account on Ebay...

Posted: 12/04/09 02:45 PM

Forum: General

I AM OFFERING MY XBOX 360 FOR PIMP's ACCOUNT

DID I MENTION IT HAS RED RING OF DEATH XD


5.

Elated

Topic: Medal Get!

Posted: 12/04/09 08:13 AM

Forum: Flash

I have successfully leveled up to MAXIMUM LEVEL!

Medal Get!


6.

Shouting

Topic: Go vegetarian.

Posted: 12/04/09 08:00 AM

Forum: General

At 12/3/09 02:17 PM, JohnnyWang wrote: Recently, I made a big decision. i decided to give up on meat.

I have my reasons, mostly ecological. I think more people should do so as well. What about you NG, what do you think about non-omnivore diets?

(I only read comments on page 1)
SAY WOOT?
MEAT IS DELICIOUS FOOL,YOUR GIVING UP EVEN PARtS OF PIZZA FOR VEGGIES!FOOL!
Meat RULEZ,OOO NUM NUM NUM,HOT DOGS,NUM NUM NUM!!
Anyways your doing this for ecology.They will still keep making meat,you cant stop it,so this shit your doing is probably useless(probably).

I will never give up meat...


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None

Topic: Windows Xd(In making)

Posted: 11/27/09 02:57 PM

Forum: Flash

At 11/27/09 02:55 PM, Headshot777 wrote:
At 11/27/09 02:53 PM, Headshot777 wrote: All the Windows sounds are in the WINDOWS folder in your harddrive.
Sorry, in the WINDOWS folder there is a folder named "Media." The sound I believe you're looking for is called "Critical Stop."

Found it :P


8.

Expressionless

Topic: Windows Xd(In making)

Posted: 11/27/09 02:51 PM

Forum: Flash

I am making a Windows Parody,which will be more advanced than those other low quality ones(not Windows Doors or Windows Ng or windows mista,...........)

I need the windows xp error message sound,which i cant find anywhere on the google and i dont seem to have a recorder right now,tho the internet is slow at this time.

So,anyone know where i can download it?

P.S. This is what happens at some error :P

Windows Xd(In making)


9.

None

Topic: Medal Get!

Posted: 11/27/09 05:17 AM

Forum: Flash

At 11/25/09 04:17 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote: Pretty cool

Purchase Any Item From The Newgrounds Store

I DONT LIVE IN USA,SO I CANZ BUY NOTZING!!!


10.

Happy

Topic: Changes You Want To See

Posted: 11/27/09 05:11 AM

Forum: General

At 11/26/09 10:54 PM, JKMonkey wrote: a NG with a working Ng Chat and a Lit. Portal

also Legalized Pot.

XD best suggestion ever


11.

None

Topic: Changes You Want To See

Posted: 11/26/09 07:47 AM

Forum: General

ohh and 5.Everyone to get 20k$ put right on their table or something.
6.Stop the poor people from making kids that would have miserable poor lives.


12.

None

Topic: Changes You Want To See

Posted: 11/26/09 07:46 AM

Forum: General

The things i would change:
1.I want only Rap,Techno,Rock(and other types of rock),Metal(and other types of metal)to EXIST!!!
2.Make 50% of da people on earth not have kids so there would be less unemployed,drug dealers and poor people.
3.A Black hole somewhere that doesnt suck in anything.It will be used to throw in bugs/insect/bess/non-recyclable trash.
and 4.DEATH TO ALL STUPID OPERA MUSICIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


13.

None

Topic: Tom Fulp's Son

Posted: 11/26/09 07:17 AM

Forum: General

At 11/26/09 07:02 AM, ICYCREWPRODUCTIONS wrote: 10 bucks on that when little Liam Fulp grows up and starts to use his account on NG, everyone will hounddog and kiss up to him.
"Oh shit, you're so cool! can your dad make me a mod?!!! :D"

LIAM?WOOT?


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Expressionless

Topic: Tom Fulp's Son

Posted: 11/26/09 06:51 AM

Forum: General

At 11/26/09 06:49 AM, nsc007 wrote: I started coming here when I was 7. I think Tom's kid could handle this.
I started coming here when i was 10 thnx to not finished version of Newgrounds Rumble on Arcadum.com

:P


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None

Topic: Dont you think its strange

Posted: 11/26/09 06:47 AM

Forum: General

At 11/25/09 05:02 PM, evan210 wrote:
At 11/25/09 02:20 PM, DarkKingBernard wrote: Do you even think they read the rules?
THERE ARE ROOLZ???

Also, only real men use their main accounts to spam.

Off cOuRsE there are rules.

If your movie violates any of the following rules, it will be eaten and your account may be hacked.

* Your movie must not be someone else's work! We will eat your account as punishment. If we see something more unusual,we will add some ketchup.
* Your movie must auto-redirect to a new site or open pop-ups! If your submission autospawns Restricted area links (such as tomfulp.newgrounds.com or stampsmakingstamper.newgrounds), your account will be eaten and admins will put a C4 in your house.
* Your movie must not simply be an ad for your crib(or MTV Cribs).
* Due to new laws, you MAY submit high quality violence,even if it is REALLY HARDCORE VIOLENCE,with millions exploding heads.
* Do not submit photographs that are illegal, such as tomfulp pornography and bestiality. We WILL contact the ARMY(to fire a nuke at your home city)!
* Your movie can be racist in any way(even if it offends african-americans).
* You may parody existing Flash submissions, but you must use your own artwork and your allowed to rip another author's art by decompiling.
* Personal attacks towards other Flash authors will result in oscar awards.
* Your movie must not be a pointless "full game" or "non comedy" without any redeeming qualities.
* Do not submit movies or games made from public .SWF files, these will be flagged.
* Submit pictures in a slide show format with no interactivity. Quiz games are Bad.
* Do not submit copyrighted poop that you did not make.
* Do not submit poop entries with the intent to give users "free save points."
* Do not re-submit your entry after it has been SAVED without making noticeable improvements. It will be eaten with Stamper's Domino Pizzas!
* Make sure your submission has been unfairly rated. Entries that are non-porn but rates as such will result in a personal meeting between you and Dan Paladin,where he will beat you up with his fork from Portal Defenders.

Enjoy the rules.


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None

Topic: Tom Fulp's Son

Posted: 11/26/09 06:24 AM

Forum: General

At 11/25/09 04:56 PM, EpicsplosionMedia wrote: I bet his son's username will be "LittleFulp." Like it?

Nah

FulpJrDa1st would be better or:
FulpJrJerk
FulpJr
JrFulpatron
JrFulpatron 2009(or 2008)
JrGulp
GulpJr
iLikeEmoticonsFulp
WarsJr
FulpWarsJr


17.

Shouting

Topic: Tom Fulp's Son

Posted: 11/25/09 02:38 PM

Forum: General

At 11/25/09 02:33 PM, megakill wrote: it'll be like the second coming of christ, except instead of being made up, it'll be real, and instead of holy water, he'll have booze, and instead of 12 disciples, he'll have 12 hookers =D

and cake!

WOOOOOOOT?


18.

Shouting

Topic: Dont you think its strange

Posted: 11/25/09 02:35 PM

Forum: General

At 11/25/09 02:20 PM, Alex12345269 wrote: Alts

Thing-Thing Awesome-Snake

Dont you think its strange


19.

Goofy

Topic: Tom Fulp's Son

Posted: 11/25/09 02:30 PM

Forum: General

I challenge Tom Fulp to a Thing-Thing Arena 3 contest.
Whoever makes the biggest score wins.

If i win,Tom Fulp has to tell the name of his son.
If i lose,he will make me lvl 19 :P

Deal?


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Resigned

Topic: Dont you think its strange

Posted: 11/25/09 02:20 PM

Forum: General

Dont you think its strange that some users on the day they register already submit a game/movie which either gets a good or bad score?

Dont you guys think its all stolen?Do you even think they read the rules?


21.

Goofy

Topic: Blamed:Saved - Thoughts!?

Posted: 11/24/09 09:58 AM

Forum: General

Im only a Blam/Save away from getting a new rank :P


22.

Resigned

Topic: Decompiling a .SWF

Posted: 11/23/09 04:26 PM

Forum: Flash

When i tried the flash decompiler free trial,i tried decompiling Free Rider 2 to see how its made(i tried it probably in september)

As far as i remember,it made some folders with some .fla's like scripts seperated from other stuff.I dont remember anymore...


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None

Topic: madness sprite sheet

Posted: 11/23/09 04:23 PM

Forum: Flash

Download the Madness Interactive .fla file for some bodyparts or if you want you could download the Thing-Thing sprite sheet:
http://diseasedboard.proboards.com/index .cgi?board=thingthingdiscussion&action=d isplay&thread=179&page=1

Or try searching on google for madness spreet sheets :P i got lots of results right now


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None

Topic: Actionscript 1.0 help needed

Posted: 11/23/09 04:19 PM

Forum: Flash

I need some basic movements help.

I want when i press W,A,S or D to play some frames and i need the dumb actionscript(my internet is slow right now so i would have time to check out the tutorials)

So my character would jump when i press W


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None

Topic: I need Flash 8 Professional

Posted: 11/22/09 04:22 AM

Forum: Flash

I just submitted my next Madness Mod :P


26.

Elated

Topic: Medal Get!

Posted: 11/22/09 04:20 AM

Forum: Flash

At 11/21/09 11:25 PM, DecimatingKids wrote: Dis ones 1337!

1 word:
EPIC


27.

None

Topic: Medal Get!

Posted: 11/21/09 03:09 PM

Forum: Flash

At 11/21/09 02:42 PM, AIRYman50 wrote: A little photoshopping done here...

That guy's in my signature.

Nice work tho.


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None

Topic: I need Flash 8 Professional

Posted: 11/21/09 01:12 PM

Forum: Flash

At 11/21/09 01:09 PM, Unknown999 wrote:
At 11/21/09 01:04 PM, Nayhan wrote: The link seems to be working now, Flash 8 Trial, sorry Unknown, but it's not downloading when I click Do......
http://trials.adobe.com/pub/esd/activati on/Flash8-en.exe

Same problem.
So ill try this link tho.


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None

Topic: I need Flash 8 Professional

Posted: 11/21/09 01:06 PM

Forum: Flash

At 11/21/09 01:05 PM, Unknown999 wrote:
At 11/21/09 12:57 PM, BillysProgrammer wrote: Id like the link to that, because Adobe has taken off all CS3 and below from their site for promotion of CS4. Either it is a rip site, or its a old screenshot.
I just t...

Wow that actually worked for me.Thnx fo da link.


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None

Topic: I need Flash 8 Professional

Posted: 11/21/09 09:18 AM

Forum: Flash

At 11/21/09 09:17 AM, zrb wrote:
At 11/21/09 09:13 AM, hdxmike wrote: I have the installer but i dont know how the hell i would send 107 mb !
Mediafire.com.
I'd do it but its going too slow for me.

Thnx man.
Those stupid torrent sites keep askin me to pay for some membership and shit.Dum Fuk Bastards.


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