At 11/25/09 05:02 PM, evan210 wrote:
At 11/25/09 02:20 PM, DarkKingBernard wrote:
Do you even think they read the rules?
THERE ARE ROOLZ???
Also, only real men use their main accounts to spam.
Off cOuRsE there are rules.
If your movie violates any of the following rules, it will be eaten and your account may be hacked.
* Your movie must not be someone else's work! We will eat your account as punishment. If we see something more unusual,we will add some ketchup.
* Your movie must auto-redirect to a new site or open pop-ups! If your submission autospawns Restricted area links (such as tomfulp.newgrounds.com or stampsmakingstamper.newgrounds), your account will be eaten and admins will put a C4 in your house.
* Your movie must not simply be an ad for your crib(or MTV Cribs).
* Due to new laws, you MAY submit high quality violence,even if it is REALLY HARDCORE VIOLENCE,with millions exploding heads.
* Do not submit photographs that are illegal, such as tomfulp pornography and bestiality. We WILL contact the ARMY(to fire a nuke at your home city)!
* Your movie can be racist in any way(even if it offends african-americans).
* You may parody existing Flash submissions, but you must use your own artwork and your allowed to rip another author's art by decompiling.
* Personal attacks towards other Flash authors will result in oscar awards.
* Your movie must not be a pointless "full game" or "non comedy" without any redeeming qualities.
* Do not submit movies or games made from public .SWF files, these will be flagged.
* Submit pictures in a slide show format with no interactivity. Quiz games are Bad.
* Do not submit copyrighted poop that you did not make.
* Do not submit poop entries with the intent to give users "free save points."
* Do not re-submit your entry after it has been SAVED without making noticeable improvements. It will be eaten with Stamper's Domino Pizzas!
* Make sure your submission has been unfairly rated. Entries that are non-porn but rates as such will result in a personal meeting between you and Dan Paladin,where he will beat you up with his fork from Portal Defenders.
Enjoy the rules.