I remember, a few years back, I went to my friends birthday party. He's a psycho.. and I hated how we stayed overnight. Anyway, he was being gross in the morning and dropping his pants and stuff. Then his little sister said "Mine is colorful"
Whe than asked- "Who told you that?"
"My mommy"
I was pretty creeped out at that point.
Off-topic: There was this "Crazy Man" living in the neighborhood. I got to see him get taken by the cops. I could barely see him. I think he had a beard. And longish white hair. And was in his boxers.