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She thinks she's cool because she did a double backflip w/ tailwhip while drinking tea on MY BMX bike. She's crazy.

What do you guys think?

For a Klondike Bar?

I sliced my leg standing on my bike going 20 Km and hour down a slope with my arms out-stretched. It fucking hurt.

At 9/8/06 08:52 PM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote: Fuck.
You.
Assholes.
I.
Got.
Here.
First.

'(

Some links NSFW.

Hawt

HAWT

Just tell the teacher. I'm sure they'll help. And if they won't...

THEY'RE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!

Tell them about the girl and how creepy she's being. If that doesn't work just... slap the hell out of her during break time.

I'm afraid to say recess, cos I know I would've been flamed for that.

At 9/7/06 08:28 PM, Institutionalized wrote: No a hemale has a penis and a vagina, and pubes, pit hair and everyother manly thing.

Then show them your privates. You'll regret it later on in life, but you'll be satisfied by the fact that you had the "MANLY" balls to do what you did. Either that or tell me everything over MSN.

jerry_kirkham@hotmail.com

If you really do have a vagina... get the doctors to um... sew it up.

At 9/7/06 08:18 PM, Birth_of_a_Nova wrote: Yeah, you showed how much of a douchebag you are right here...christ, what a fishbelly douchebag you are.

LOL YOU READ JERRY SPINELLI!!!

At 9/7/06 08:15 PM, Institutionalized wrote: Changed my password. 1 problem fixed thanks guys. Now how can I convince them I'm not a hemale?

Grow chest hait, pubic hair, the works. Do that and you should be fine. Or you know... you could just...

I DON'T KNOW! But I've helped you lots. You should be able to have something that makes you you moar manly than all those fuckers you hang out with.

At 9/7/06 08:00 PM, Institutionalized wrote: Okay lets deal with this instead of whining. Anyone know how to change a myspace password?

Go to your Account Settings on there, then -Change Password-.

If he stills hacks it, then your SOL.

At 9/7/06 07:55 PM, Institutionalized wrote: he lives accross the street from my mom

JESUS FUCKING CRISPERS!! Torch his fucking house already, damnit!

At 9/7/06 07:51 PM, Institutionalized wrote: cmon are you from the 15th century? Or do you just wanna treat me like a lttle kid? I masturbate regularly and I know about sex asshole. Me and almost all my friends,and even equaninces do.

That didn't sound right. You masturbate with your friends? Or am I just thinking that? Anyways, just ditch your damn friends already and stop telling us how bad a day it was for you. Srsly, I will literally just come over there, roundhouse kick your "friends" and smack some sense into your mother. If you can't get them to see it your way, just yell in their faces and bitch slap them hoes. If you need a true friend, I'm here. I will give you help if you need it.

Just grab a cookie and then play some games.

At 9/7/06 07:42 PM, Institutionalized wrote: Heres the latest: Everyone thinks I'm a hemale beacause of a so called "picture they found in my garbage" and my best "friend" just myspaced me and said " hey pussy" nate is over at his house today so thats why. so I said "fuck you" then hes like "want me to kick your ass?" so I blocked him. Another thing is that my mom loves that dude alot and takes his word over mine. And he knows something about me that would get me grounded until I'm like... 18. So if I stop hanging out with him he'll tell. Also I cant fight for shit so dont bother telling me to kick his ass.

Sorry about the lack of posting, I reached my quota.

Bitch slap your mom, kick your "friend" in the balls then piss all over him. You'll surely get the respect you deserve. If that doesn't work, hang out at a foster home for awhile until you straighten things out. Also I would recommend a "Confidence Seminar" so that when people come to rain on your parade you'll have the strength to shrug them off, even beat up a couple of them. I've been Dr. Phil, see ya later.

At 9/5/06 12:28 AM, Clever_Nickname wrote:

At 9/4/06 11:36 PM, Dev_The_Dark_One wrote:
Correct heres your cookie

*steals cookie*

Your cookie is now being held hostage. Bitch.

HEY! I worked hard for that cookie! Plus I already ate it.

Owned!

9/10

They were very good.

But I've seen picklier.

Breaded shrimp. It's looks like it's good on the outside, but all it does is cover up the shrimp... shrimp that's 1 week old! I BARFED FOR THREE DAYS! Then I played some Monkey Balls on my GameCube. Yeah, that was the craziest weekend I ever had.

At 9/4/06 11:36 PM, Dev_The_Dark_One wrote:

At 9/4/06 11:35 PM, EDK wrote: Symphony of Destruction by Megadeth

Correct heres your cookie

I want cookie! MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH! Thanks! I was kinda hungry...

LOL @ Cookie Monster reference!

Symphony of Destruction by Megadeth

Me too!

You are Pure Evil

Bwahahahah!

I killed it, didn't I?

You Are 19 Years Old

I'm eligible for secksings. Awesome.

HAHA! I love it!

At 9/3/06 07:19 PM, -Chaz2- wrote:

At 9/3/06 07:05 PM, EDK wrote: Or if you really meant frame size, there's a little button beside the frames. I'll show you:

I never even knew that was there.

The More You Know...

Or if you really meant frame size, there's a little button beside the frames. I'll show you:

At 9/3/06 06:53 PM, -Plastic- wrote: How do you change the size of your frame? Not the speed, the size.

Frame? Don't you mean stage?

At 9/3/06 05:58 PM, Kirk_Cocaine wrote: That's all in one SWF, so just use:

on(press){
_root.gotoAndStop(3);
}

etc..

If you mean the "launch movie" button that's just:

on(press){
getURL("http://www.site.com", "_blank");
}

ON A WEBSITE. NOT A FLASH.

Look, it's obvious you guys don't understand me. I want to put a flash on my website. I don't want a whole page for it. I want a link button that pops up a window with the flash on it. Like Newgrounds or Denvish.net. Got me now?

At 9/3/06 05:51 PM, shade_the_hedgehog1 wrote: plz,somebody,anybody,let me be in a movie! i want to be in one so bad,just for some recognition!im begging you!have some heart,and shut me up by giving me what i want!!!

Maybe I'll put you in the credits of one of my movies. I'm not saying it like I'm a superstar or anything,I just wanna do it.

Because I care.

2 days and it still hasn't gotten a reply except for DFox2 and me. Hmm...

First time posting here. I just got 1000 experience points. Yay!

Help plz? I'll credit you on the website! :D

At 9/1/06 09:33 PM, DFox2 wrote: What do you want to open in a new window?

The actual Flash or a link in the Flash?

The actual flash like here .

How do I get it to open in a new window? I want to know, because me and my cousin want to put up a few of our flashes on our website. Any help would be appreciated.

I thinkl I spelled appereciated wrong...

:: Well I wouldn't know
::: Hm... well I'm going to go look in a dictionary
:::: Least I know how to spell dictionary right.