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At 9/16/06 08:59 AM, Jesus-Christ wrote: Is this true, or just an interesting story?

'cause I can't tell

Very true. I don't have my camera at the moment so I can't take pics of their house.

At 9/16/06 08:50 AM, DarkNati0nX wrote: HI EDK!! AND HI D-LUCKS RIGHT NOW IM DRUNK!!:D

Well meh too. Hell, let's all get drunk what do you say?!

At 9/16/06 08:54 AM, TheHardestManAlive wrote: and here it is

HAHA! I lol'd.

I seriously went into shock once I learnt that my neighbors, Jack and Vicky, are pedophiles. I'll tell you my story.

Friday 3:49 PM - After School

It was a boring Friday. I had to stay home because I was sick from the flu I caught from my sister. I was barfing this and that coughing up blood and phlegm, not the way I'd wanna spend a Friday. Anyways around 3:50 or so I noticed a kid go into my neighbors house. I knew the kid and I knew that Jack and Vicky were not his parents or even related to him. So I took a closer look from my bedroom window and saw the curtains being closed.

I put on a jacket and went up to the house, trying to get a better look into the living room. Nothing. The kitchen, nothing. I checked the bathroom window and still nothing. So I check the bedroom and there was the kid happily playing a game on the X-Box 360 and having some milk and cookies. Then all of a sudden, Jack and Vicky came into the room and grabbed the kid. They forced him onto the bed and tied him up. I didn't want to watch anymore but I couldn't look away.

Vicky was touching the kid's private parts and Jack was molesting the kid. It was very disturbing to watch so I went back home and watched from my bedroom window when they would come out. I was mentally scarred with the images of my two very friendly neighbors molesting a defenseless kid. I was shaking uncontrollably. I kept looking at the house wondering what would happen.

Friday 5:21 PM - Two Hours Later

It was around this time I saw the kid leaving with Jack and Vicky. They were talking to him, asking where he lived and stuff. I could hear some words.

"Where do you live?"
"421 Quaint Cresent"
"You never tell anyone about this"
"*Sobbing*"
*SLAP*
"Shut up little boy! People will hear you!"

Vicky caught me looking at them.

"Oh my god. Don't look back"
"Goddamnit! He probably know everything!"

I looked at them hard with my blank stare. They saw me looking at them, I saw them looking at me. They drove off to the kid's house and returned. I never looked at them the same way again.

Now it is 7:00 here and I'm still in my room, trying to think of what they'll do next. What should I do next?

At 9/16/06 08:07 AM, DarkNati0nX wrote: An awesome story starring me!

OMFG! I WON! Haha. That was so funny.

Cigars are gonna be my new trademark lol.

First thread in the new Art Forum and I just decided to make something.

Here's the .fla . You'll need it.

At 9/16/06 03:28 AM, DarkNati0nX wrote: WHO BETS 60$ ON A DRAW?
EDK: ME!

YES ME! HAHA!

I'm back again with another one.

Didn't take much time on mine as you can probably see.

At 9/16/06 03:13 AM, Scutch-Nukem wrote: Before I continue... does anyone else want a part in my story?!

I'm picking your roll anyway.

Um.. me?

Cookies if yes.

At 9/16/06 03:00 AM, DarkNati0nX wrote: More hotdogs EDK?

Definately. I'm so hungry. Thanks.

At 9/12/06 09:31 AM, DarkNati0nX wrote: Epilogue: Happily Ever After

Aww damn. Guess I can't be in this.

'(

At DarkNati0nX: Check your Inbox.

At 9/12/06 04:53 PM, Raped wrote:

At 9/12/06 04:51 PM, EDK wrote: Stamper finally loses it.

To who?

I forgot the pic and I couldn't edit my post or post FAST enough to let me post it.

Stupid no "Edit Post" and stupid "DOUBLE POST"

Stamper finally loses it.

Me talking with Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie: hi lol
EDK: Suck it
Angelina Jolie: lol
EDK: lol
Angelina Jolie: O.o
EDK: jhmm
Angelina Jolie: NO! NO WAY!
EDK: YES WAI
Angelina Jolie: that's why I added you to the list of poeple who have aids.
EDK: Aww...
Angelina Jolie: WOOOOOOT!
EDK: Fuck you cunt
Angelina Jolie: :)
EDK: Bitch
Angelina Jolie: Would you make-out with your mother with that mouth?
EDK: YOu cunt
Angelina Jolie: :D
EDK: FUCK YOU ALREADY AND SUCK MY COCK!
Angelina Jolie: Okay!!
EDK: Alrite

Yes, and I loved every minute of it.

EDK: I came all over your face
Angelina Jolie: Yummy!
EDK: Yeah
Angelina Jolie: Hmm...
EDK: Lick the rest off now bitch
Angelina Jolie: OK!
EDK: Yeah you like that don't you?
Angelina Jolie: :D
EDK: Thanks for that.

Yes it was the best conversation ever.

At 9/11/06 07:35 PM, InfamousKilla wrote: 6)he got a little wee wee

How would you know? Did you look at it?

Damn guy.

I want to download something, but I need to be an admin to do it. I'm sick and tired of it. Can anyone tell me how to bypass admin authorization?

Me please.

ME! ME! ME!

Couch

At Ten O' Five, Petrolium said:

you probably wrote it yourself.

Hmm, do you think?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH Stupidest thing ever said.

http://en.wikipedia...arghadargen_Bajargen

HA!

is NOT, I REPEAT, NOT a made up name.

Discuss

You wanna know what movie REALLY is the best movie of all time?

Bambi.

At 9/8/06 10:51 PM, Lost_Wisdom wrote: And sucked on my wang for 3 hours straight at the beggining of midnight. He was a young man and was pretty pumped for it , It was so akward but so good at the same time, After it was over he stood up and said he was gonna come back tommorrow and winked back at me. I pulled back my pants and went in my room panicking. What should I do!??!

Im really freaked. <:(

You've got Gay! But srsly, next time you see him, kick him in the balls, he will be begging to suck on your cock moar.

At 9/8/06 10:39 PM, rabidbaboy wrote: My granma listens to Linkin Bizkit, bizzlenitches.
And she's dead.
Beat that.

WTF is Linkin Bizkit?

Are you stoned? Are did Limp Bizket and Linkin Park join together as a superband?

HAHA! Linkin Bizkit!

At 9/8/06 10:31 PM, LordKyo wrote:

At 9/8/06 10:01 PM, Wes_is_king wrote: My grandma thinks she's alive, silly elderly people.

That was cruel

Seconded

At 9/8/06 10:14 PM, the_man_in_black_ wrote: is fucking ugly! dont you think so?

The best photoshop...

or the cutest baby

At 9/8/06 10:13 PM, Snype_AR wrote: wow...... and i bet she can actually control her bladder and bowel movements.

She's not that old. :P

For shame stereotyping grandma's

For shame!

Well, actually... she only did one backflip. I AM SO ASHAMED!

At 9/8/06 09:57 PM, ibhenowflee wrote: As for the grandma, pics or it didn't happen.

Heh heh, BMX Grandma

I told you.