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At 9/25/06 12:14 AM, EDK wrote:

At 9/25/06 12:05 AM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:

At 9/25/06 12:03 AM, EDK wrote: Tom Fulp is being mean to me! :'(

Its "Mean to me"

Yes you're right. I fixed it up (the pic) here it is.

ARGH! I forgot the damn pic. Stupid double posting bs.

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At 9/25/06 12:05 AM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:

At 9/25/06 12:03 AM, EDK wrote: Tom Fulp is being mean to me! :'(

Its "Mean to me"

Yes you're right. I fixed it up (the pic) here it is.

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Tom Fulp is being me to me! :'(

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At 9/24/06 07:43 PM, snayk wrote: I figured they didn't know, but what I meant is why don't they stop playing once they find out (or do they)?

The game keeps playing regardless. Like if they pause it or something and forget about it, the game will resume.

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At 9/24/06 07:31 PM, snayk wrote: So please tell me, why are they compelled to keep playing when their friends are dying?

Because they don't know. They start to find out after Phin dies.

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At 9/24/06 07:28 PM, tdobbin wrote: BITCH THATS CHEATING IM NOT EVAN DEAD YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol. I remember that. You think he dies when the carriage shows up but then near the end of the movie, he busts in the room and gets everyone out.

Swink rules!

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I just saw Stay Alive and it was awesome! I like the whole game feel to it. This thread is for talking about the movie, which parts were good, bad, stupid, awesome, etc.

If you have not seen Stay Alive, please watch it first then come back to the thread.

This is just an idea.

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I'm on. I WILL OWN ALL IN THE NEXT ROUND!

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I want to hurt sombody, cos I'm bored.

Who wants to go first?

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At 9/24/06 01:08 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Star Wars: Force Commander.

I just found out that that game was released on my birthday. Damn.

SHIT!

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At 9/24/06 04:44 AM, MidnyteRayne wrote: Old West Action

Anna's Gran
knew a man,
who had a million boxes.

She won a title,
Anna's Gran,
and dirty, she sat in the river.

That's what I got too. The only thing I don't get is... what does it mean?

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At 9/24/06 04:40 AM, IMGAYWITHMENPLZ wrote:

At 9/24/06 04:33 AM, EDK wrote: I got it! I pm'ed you the answer.

You're getting warmer...

You mean I didn't get it? Gawddamnit!

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I got it! I pm'ed you the answer.

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At 9/24/06 04:07 AM, ChtFreak64 wrote: Maybe if you delete two movies within 15 days you don't deserve to submit anything because you can't keep a movie in the portal.

What if the author doesn't like the two movies, has a hardcore sequel to his series, and can't upload for 15 days?

You're an idiot, I don't care who you are.

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At 9/24/06 03:39 AM, Lord-bob wrote: Why would it be?

It was the famous wake-up time or strange happenings for George Lutz during the Amityville Horror.

Duh.

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Throw a glass of warm milk at them.

They'll be Lactose Intolerant for the rest of their lives.

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At 9/24/06 01:40 AM, RageOfOrder wrote: Anyone who uses WMP PERIOD should be SHOT

THEN SHOOT ME GAWDDAMNIT!!!

I have WMP 11 and it sucks compared to 10.

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At 9/24/06 12:47 AM, MadCow wrote: ENCORE!
I'm blue ba da ba dee da ba dye ba da ba dee da ba dye ba da ba dee ba ba dye

Hey thx! I'm gonna use it rite now.

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At 9/23/06 09:31 PM, Stamper wrote: Took about a week off and on. Might change it around later and fix any errors.

Fuck you all, bye.

GAWDDAMN MAN! I love it.

*Changes Desktop pic*

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At 9/23/06 08:14 PM, DeadStick wrote: Easy to find.

Oh My God, one does exsist.

Wrong! He's talking like an Newgrounds Wiki. You know, like YTMND has.

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I would like one. In a blue color please.

Thx.

These sigs are looking pretty nice!

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At 9/21/06 07:37 PM, Dauss wrote: Sitting around on his ass craving for a sandwich.

Someone's hungry...

Yes, I did read the whole thing. Pretty good!

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At 9/19/06 10:56 PM, DrunkenPirateCaptain wrote: MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHER FUCKING PLANE is a tad Cliche don't you think
you need to bring some new ideas to this if you want it to be read by more people

Ya I know. I'm not making anymore chapters for awhile until I get more of a "writing mind".

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At 9/19/06 10:00 PM, TheAmateurAnimator wrote: Eh...personally, I thought that your punctuation and pacing needs work. That, and your material. The concept of NG vs eBaums is older than dirt, and there are only a few story threads that can pull it off relatively well.

It was to only set up the real storyline. And here is Chap 3.

Chapter 3: Going Back to Toronto

Snubby had been bugged since the NG War. Now 21 years old, he misses his old hometown. He's been gone for 5 years. So he decided to go back to Toronto.

"Tell EDK I'm leaving"
"Where?"
"I'm going back to Toronto"

Snubby packed all his things and left.

"Oh and tell him I went fishing"
"Will do"

Snubby then went to Toronto. I left the newly created stable and barn to go and check on things.

"Where's Snubby?"
"He's back in Toronto fishing"
"FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD!"
"Well he said he'd be fishing, but I think it's made up"
"Damnit"

I got mad and rushed into my house. I then checked my hidden storage place. The thing was gone. Just plain gone. And I think I have an idea of who might've taken it. I suddenly rushed to the NG Airport and got on the plane Snubby was on. I hid in the cargo section behind a big box. And I just sat there until the plane took off.

The plane had gotten some mad air. I shifted going to the door and knocked over a box of something. (I don't know what). I enter through the door and spot Snubby a few seats away.

"HAHA! Caught you, ya rat!"
"Why did you follow me?"
"Cos I suspected you had 'the thing'"
"What thing"
* SLAP *
"YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS! You helped me obtain it"
"Ohhhhhhhh that thing...."
* SLAP *
"REMEMBER DAMMIT!"

The second slap caused Snubby a bit of brain damage. He just sat there smiling.

"Aww shit man. SHIT!"
* BANG *

I had hit the cargo door really hard and before I knew it, snakes were roaming around the plane.

"Aww for fuck sakes!"
"THERE'S SOME SNAKES ON THIS PLANE!"
"Shut up, we know that out of the blue sometime, Samuel Jackson will pop out of nowhere and say-"
"I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!"
"There ya go"

The plane was in a rampant state. Can't anywhere I go be PEACEFUL FOR A CHANGE?!

"I know how to kill them"
"HOW?!"
"You must take this sword, shove it up your ass and pray"
"K, sounds good"

And before we knew it, we landed in Toronto. Everyone was partying. Also a bear joined our crew. Yes. A bear.

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I joined

AND I WANT TO BE A BLARGAHRGHAGRHVARHVAHRVBHABR. YES THE MOST IMPORTANT JOB IN THE SCHOOL!

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At 9/19/06 09:34 PM, DrunkenPirateCaptain wrote:

At 9/19/06 09:24 PM, EDK wrote:

At 9/19/06 09:20 PM, megamanx300REMIXED wrote: part 3 plz

now its gonna be like the " deadly erection' thread where we never get part 3.

I'm making it as we speak!

"Where's Snubby?"
"He's back in Toronto fishing"
"FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD!"

Fishing in toronto He'll be killed

Lol. You don't know if that's the truth tho! So you'll just have to wait and see.

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At 9/19/06 09:20 PM, megamanx300REMIXED wrote: part 3 plz

now its gonna be like the " deadly erection' thread where we never get part 3.

I'm making it as we speak!

"Where's Snubby?"
"He's back in Toronto fishing"
"FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD!"

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Yes this is my first attempt at a story. This is set in a world where Newgrounds really exists.

I live in a peaceful house in Newgrounds City just across from the river. It's the only peaceful thing in Newgrounds now sadly. Everything has been destroyed. How? you might ask. Well reverse time to 2009, the great Newgrounds War.

Chapter 1: The Newgrounds War Pt. 1

I have just gotten out of the hospital. Damn that Snubby and his damn sniper rifle. He had shot me in the chest by accident when I walking down through Newgrounds College.

Three Weeks Ago

"Hey EDK! Come look at my new sniper rifle!"
"Man that's sweet, where did you get it?"
"Over ther- *BANG*"

I went flying three feet and landed hard on my back.

"Oh shit son! I'm a gonna GTFO of here!"
"You damn coward! At least phone the ambulance!"

Snubby just ran, he ran for his life. I lied there dying. The whole college saw what just happened. And in a split second, the ambulance was there.

At the Hospital

"Get this kid to emergency stat!"
"I'm not a- a kid... I'm 16 mother fucka!"

They rushed me into a room and onto the bed. They came in all smooth like. They said to me

"Kid, this won't hurt a bit"
"Aww that's what they all say, bitch!"

The doctor grabbed a pliers like object and went straight into the wound.

"ARGH! Watch what you're doing asshole!"
"Look, I'm trying to save your life, and if you don't appeciate that well you can just stay here and rot"

I just shut up. And I kept that way for the next three weeks I was there. (With a few exceptions).

Two Weeks Later

* KNOCK KNOCK *
"You got a visitor dear"
"Send them in"
"Hi EDK"

It was Snubby. He was probably gonna ask for my forgiveness.

"I'm sorry EDK. I didn't know that it was loaded"
"Well next time you better check if the damn safety's on!"
"Okay"

Snubby had placed a card on my bedside table. It had said

"Get well soon, from your pal Snubby" inside it was a drawing of Duck and Stevie from his succesful series "Duck Luck". I just lay still waiting for my release from the Hospital.

Present

I started walking to my house. When all of a sudden I over hear a interesting conversation.

To be continued...

Just because of something I wanted to post Chapter Two

Chapter 2: The Newgrounds War Pt. 2

"I wonder if Fulp knows we're planing for a betrayal and an invasion"
"Probably not. Those idiots are too stupid to know anything!"

It was two Ebaums World junkies. I hid behind a bush and listened in on it more.

"This is gonna be huge!"
"How huge do you bet?"
"Huge as the universe"

Those two idjits didn't know I was listening in on them. I ran all the way to the Newgrounds Forum otherwise known as the NG BBS. I went into the General Forum and made a new thread.

"EBAUMS INVASION!!!!!!!"

And everyone looked at it. No one belived me. Only a few though. So I gathered them up into a crew and got ready for it. Snubby, EdpR, Fat Badger and his crew. We were ready and waiting.

Two Days Later

The invasion began. Ebaums spread though Newgrounds like a flesh eating disorder. They began bombing buildings, killing people and destroying everything in their path. We went out with our attack. We killed, tortured and violated every Ebaum loser we came in contact with. Few were joining us to defeat Ebaums. Then from far away we saw the NG Penthouse where Tom and Wade Fulp were. Needless to say, Eric Bauman was there also. We could hear some shouting but it was muffled by the gunshots and explosions going on in the city. Then it happened. Tom and Wade Fulp were dead. Eric beamed with happiness as he left. Thousands of Newgroundits were shouting with anger, some with sadness.

Then all hell broke loose. Newgrounds Vs. Ebaums. The fight of the century and even possibly the millienium. The Newgrounds War. Everyone getting killed left and right. Ebaums was winning. Very few Newgroundits were left. 10,000 to make an estimate. We got everything we had left and used it against Ebaums. The madness bore on. We had finally managed to fight to the end, bodies laying everywhere. We had crippled Eric to a bloody turd, what he always was. There were fires and all kinds of shit happening. The only thing intact were the Flash Portal and the Forum. My house was not touched since the War had started. We all gathered into my house and few left to go to what was left of their houses...

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Just to keep this thread bumped and other things, I'm making my own story. It features a few NG characters one of them being Snubby. I only have half of the first chapter done.

I might post it.

ALSO I LOVE CHICKEN LOLOLOLOL

DO THESE THINGS WORK?!

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At 9/17/06 11:50 PM, Trick wrote: lol, great opening statement.

Thank you.

LOLOLOLOLOL THIS IS SO DAMN FUN! LAWLALWLAWLALWL