Grandmother's funeral: You can see her nipple in that dress
Brother's wedding: I'm glad he made the right choice over the last guy he was with...ops
After the first time you had sex: your on the pill right ?
After your friend reveals that he is gay: lets just be friends
When you catch your boss having sex with the secretary : now shes proble gona get a raise but i want one too or im gona have a talk with some other coleagues