978 Forum Posts by "dark-knight-link"
That explanes all the dick jokes...
A large cotton ball too large to choke someone with.
Carolyn, Solsberry, IN
I think all administrators, school board members, and faculty who knew about this incident need terminated immediately! They have no business in our schools. They are suppose to protect the children not let them be harmed physically or emotionally.
I'm pretty sure the experence was enjoyable and not painful.
We already doubled it from 30 to 60.
Isn't that enough?
At 8/23/07 02:38 AM, k14pc wrote:At 8/23/07 02:27 AM, Russ3ll wrote: Is your friend a boy or girl?He's a guy. That's why I thought it was strange that he would never look at porn. I sent him a naughty link and he said "I AM NOT CLICKING THAT".
Your freinds a fag.
He needs gay porn, stat.
Tell your freind that he is gay, and Newgrounds can help him find porn for it.
At 8/23/07 02:05 AM, DepressedStone wrote: THIS THREAD FAILS SO HARD SOMEONE PM ME THE FAIL STAMP BECAUSE THIS THREAD REALLY DESERVES IT LIKE SERIOUSLY I WANT TO SHOOT THIS THREAD BETWEEN THE EYES BECAUSE IT SUCKS SO BADLY WHOEVER MADE THIS THREAD NEEDS TO GET EMPHYSEMA OR MAYBE AIDS BECAUSE THATS WHAT THEY DESERVE FOR MAKING SUCH A LAME THREAD FULL OF FAIL
This is going to result in some high-quailty lulz.
Just you wait and see.
He sold...
THE OLD NEWGROUNDS DESIGN!!!
Masturbation spread on procrastionation.
Both feel good while you're doing them.
And at the end of each, you relize you've screwed yourself.
At 8/23/07 12:52 AM, Sawke wrote:At 8/23/07 12:52 AM, dark-knight-link wrote:umm what about my brother?
So... your dad is gay?
at least you won't have to deal with sexual abuse.
Ohhhh... you have a brother...
Well... at least your dad's shown no signs of pediphilla... right?
At 8/23/07 12:48 AM, Sawke wrote:At 8/23/07 12:46 AM, dark-knight-link wrote:
Yea. Let me guess? Next women will exist on the internet?Gays told us :) they're so sweet.
You're too paranoid. Loosen up.
Nah. I know there are wimmen on the internet. No idea how they found it, though.
So... your dad is gay?
at least you won't have to deal with sexual abuse.
At 8/23/07 12:42 AM, greensucksbluerules wrote: Or you could just be making shit up.
Yea. Let me guess? Next women will exist on the internet?
You're too paranoid. Loosen up.
Nah. I know there are wimmen on the internet. No idea how they found it, though.
I have two things to say to that.
1: How did you come along then?
2: Well, at least sexual abuse isn't a problem.\
Oh, he might be bi.
At 8/23/07 12:22 AM, BigScizot wrote: I wish all rappers would quit. That would be awesome.
I second that motion!
At 8/23/07 12:18 AM, DlME wrote:At 8/23/07 12:04 AM, alicetheDroog wrote: Look, I'm really not trying to backseat mod, but seeing that I am bi, you breaking this one pisses me off to no end.....boo hooo go cry to your mommy.... if you dont like it here then you can leave you faggot
"If you break these rules, you'll earn an instant ban regardless of which moderator sees the post(s).
*Using racist, sexist, homophobic or hateful language."
You're calling someone a fag on a website loaded with gay porn and cock jokes?
This is truely an interesting topic.
It left a lot to be desired.
I actually thought A LOT more would happen after he kicked the dude into the pit. Heck, I didn't even find that part entertaing.
The sex scean; nothing but a tool to bring people in. Despite 67% of all male fans of that movie being because of the sex scean... It was just unnessary.
Hell, if I wanted porn I would get if for free at my computer where I could actually jack off.
A part of me died when I saw that video...
However, I'm not commiting sucidide to get out of this would.
Just you wait. I'm buildin' a TIME-CONTROLLING DOOHICKY!!!
I hope your adventures with pube shaving go better then mine.
though I had lost I had lost a nut.
I came to NG in 04' but didn't join because all I really did was look at MGS spoofs.
One second, let me look at this 'Bob Dylan' person.
Neither. Rick Roll is what it's all about.
Just wait untill you leave your pyro stage and enter your gore stage.
and what a stage that is.
Also, play around and try to make home-made bombs. That's what I did.
What about the bisexuals?
It'll be pretty hard on them.
At 8/22/07 06:23 AM, Melles wrote: Buy a 360
All the cool kids are doing it
Or fuck around with your Wii a bit more.
Just stay away from the PS3.
This one may not be scary, but I sure as hell like it.
http://castlevania.classicgaming.gamespy .com/Media/Midi/Saturn_Bloody_Tears.mid
At 8/20/07 03:02 AM, Mr-Silv3r wrote:At 8/20/07 02:35 AM, LiquidSapphire wrote:Well, it is a haven for 13 year olds. As such it should be expected.At 8/20/07 02:33 AM, Twerpo wrote: It's funny how many people favorited that.Lmfao
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For those who don't understand, he's saying that it's a more popular NG.
Let us ask this question... If it doesn't grow back wtf is the purpose of the male nipple?
Shove a dildo in your ass and stroke your dick to pictures of Tom Fulp.
That should get you some lulz!
At 8/13/07 11:12 PM, Gousst wrote: Theres no way, be proud of being short.
Hurry, use the Falcon Punch on this guy while I trim down your sleives!
