978 Forum Posts by "dark-knight-link"
Hmmm... at my McDonalds when I order something, I get what I want.
At 10/13/07 12:18 AM, JarrodK wrote:At 10/13/07 12:14 AM, dark-knight-link wrote: 300.too mutch talking? WTF?
To much talking for an action move.
A real action movie needs 30 seconds of explsion fallowed by 90 min of someone beating the shit out of everyone.
This thread gave me a major hard-on!
But then your blantant lies made it go away.
300.
To much talking for an action move.
If you've got some time you can use www.icanaccess.com
Wait, Newgrounds has 7th graders on it?
Can't say I didn't see this coming...
But it means a no, therefor you should rape her and stick it up her pooper to teach her a lesson.
I am such a good rollmodel.
I'd make a topic about it, then lay down and rembember what it was like to masturbate.
At 10/10/07 11:01 PM, DepressedStone wrote: Fucking lies, man. The father raped the child many times, and decided to get rid of her before she squealed. A quick push off the Grand Canyon surely did the job. Let's just hope that his semen samples aren't found on the corpse.
Wait? They're checking the corpse for semen samples?
SHIT!
The episode of Walker Texas Ranger where Chuck Norris beats the shit out of a bunch of teenagers, comming at him all at once, in a cage match.
At 10/10/07 10:07 PM, Wesleyiam wrote: I was at best buy playing singstar today, and I had a crowd of like 30 people crowding around me. It was pretty killer, the whole store was around me. Anyway, I was singing this one rock song that was like "WHOOOO HOOOOOO", and it's a very famous song. Anyone wanna tell me the name?
Does it start as...
"Let's find a rock.
I mean a big ass rock
Or maybe something like a ciderblock is better..."
At 10/10/07 08:32 PM, Koeberto190 wrote:At 10/10/07 08:29 PM, Rague wrote:No one asked for your opinion, douchebag.You killed it, you cock muncher.
Call me a cock muncher you boner biter.
At 10/10/07 10:19 PM, yellowcard41 wrote: loli makes me puke.
Loli makes me happy.
It's on the internet.
Therfor, when in dought, say boy.
At 8/27/07 03:16 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: So what if they made fun of mario? I know the reasons are stupid, But is it worth nintendo to sue PETA over for? Seriously, You can't just go out there and start sue people just because they made fun or dis your character.
People have been sued for stupider reasons. (and won)
lol, McDonalds.
At 8/27/07 03:03 AM, Jimmy-jackass wrote: Newgrounds will end by 2009 if things don't improve. Seriously, practically ALL of thr originals have been replaced by 13 year olds by this point.
That or turn into 4chan.
I'm having General Dick examine a moist cave.
My penis.
his attacks are a gaurenteed kill.
Good thing I'm nine.
Did I just say that out loud? Shit.
Also, obvious scarcasam.
When he kicked the guy into the hole and the movie ended shortly therafter.
Seriously, 300 could have been Epic.
I got sentenced to the 6th level of hell...
...fuck.
At 8/26/07 06:57 AM, TSstudios wrote: a tiny piece of salad! THAT IS NOT A WEAPON!
If you manange to get that in someones lungs then they'll die
At 8/26/07 07:00 AM, FalanX wrote: A crumb!
Harmless
Same as above
At 8/26/07 07:02 AM, chunkylover105 wrote: tears and dont say you cpould drown the person with them cos its inpossible to have that many tears or be that sad
You underestimate the fragility of the human respretory system. (It's misspelled. Deal with it)
If those tears keep finding their way into the lungs, and you make sure they don't come out, the victim will die.
At 8/26/07 07:01 AM, 36Holla wrote:At 8/26/07 06:57 AM, dark-knight-link wrote:I have lived in a rural area, and let me tell ya, its a lot easier to get around with a car. =/At 8/26/07 06:42 AM, 36Holla wrote: Just wait until you're old enough to drive a car before you judge them. Driving a car beats the shit out of a bike any day.Live in the country.
That's where the real places for riding bikes are.
You did it wrong.
The trailer parks down here are small, rocky roads with potholes that could take a truck down.
At 8/25/07 05:02 PM, Juic3d1 wrote: mmhhhh no suprise! in 50 years kids will be having sex at the age of 10 dammit!
And people wonder why the numbers of pedos in this world is increacing.
At 8/26/07 06:42 AM, 36Holla wrote: Just wait until you're old enough to drive a car before you judge them. Driving a car beats the shit out of a bike any day.
Live in the country.
That's where the real places for riding bikes are.
At 8/26/07 06:50 AM, Brazilman wrote: a paper box
Fource it into the victims lungs..
Or choke him.
Which ever happens first/
At 8/26/07 06:49 AM, XGCMisfit13k wrote: Light?
Shine it in their eyes.
Like whats-his-name said. A weapon doesn't have to be letheal.
At 8/26/07 06:44 AM, Psycho wrote: a balloon?
how the fuck do you spell that?
Shove it up their ass then inflate it.
At 8/25/07 11:48 PM, PieXNinja wrote:At 8/25/07 10:55 PM, dark-knight-link wrote:But then it wouldn't be the microbe that killed them it would be the AIDS.At 8/25/07 10:49 PM, PieXNinja wrote: A single sterile non-infected hemoglobin microbe of the same bloodtype as the victim.Put it in the wound of someone who has A.I.D.S.
That's like saying that Ted didn't kill the deer, nor did his gun. Instead a small metal object shot out by heated, compressed air did it. (True, but I think you see my point)
As far as you know the microbe is in legion with the AIDS.
At 8/26/07 03:52 AM, HardcoreEmoGothRebel wrote: The "name a country that starts with U" question is silly anyway, most people refer to the USA as "America". That's like asking for a country that starts with a T ("The United States of America")
And yeah, "faberge" is a word I totally use in everyday conversation.
Techonacally the US isn't America, Just a part.
You know. Like England and the UK.
