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Or you could call some skinny-ass girl fat and watch her overdose on diet pills.

Only I could fail at understanding how the babby-making systems of other creatures work.

Once I was explaning why dogs couldn't birth a human and said that dogs lay eggs...

1: I'm not paying for porn. I already bought a camera that can see through stained glass.

2: You promised me pics, I still don't have pics. I am angrhy.

I hate it when I go to stick in in her pooper, then I see her dick and am all like "kinky and shit" and then find out it was actually just a guy.

This church has never been very nice to me.

We'd all have very large dicks.

Fuck you.

You heard me.

You made my dick go hard and bend in my pants.

And it hurt. Like hell.

"DO A BARREL ROLL!"
"Okay!"
*never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down*
"I said a barrel roll!"
"Oh."
"Don't worry. I liked your idea better."

You must stick it in her pooper.

This is always the right choice.

At 3/2/08 02:09 AM, cybernet213 wrote: Trolls who don't know what they're talking about.

There are trolls who know what they're talking about?

Oh, and not rap itself, but when people blare it up so you can hear it from a mile away.

At 3/2/08 01:50 AM, RedDreadSky wrote:

I wish there was a picture, kinda like the fail picture, that said IRONY in big letters. And Zerok didn't ban for it.

Don't worry honey, I'll give you a good sucking next time.

At 3/2/08 01:30 AM, BaronVonBadGuy wrote: Oh, I really like that guy, we talk a lot online.

Sorry, we have to destroy you to avoid further spread of people who are dumb as hell but just smart enough to know how to use a computer.

We're sorry.

That's good.

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

And before you ask, I relize the irony

This thread...

It delivers...

Fuel - Hemorrhage.

Insert made me do it.

Stick it in her ear!

Ok, you have an option to hook up a camera in Tom's bedroom.

The catch? You must take a video of Tom and April having sex, then make a topic about it in General, then PM it to both Tom and April.

Would you do it?

I love him and his giant mod stick thingy.

At 10/18/07 08:43 PM, Zilliano wrote: Also, its a lot more likely to kill you. :D
The other day, I bought, like, 8 packs of Jolt gum on a whim.
I ended up ingesting every single piece within an hour.
My friends, I know what purple tastes like.

And I know what blue tastes like.

Also, I saw raptor Jesus.....

A non-NG meme?

Sternman is not amused.

At 10/18/07 06:50 PM, Vousielle wrote: Those had to be actors, I am American and I knew the answer to every question in that video and the british one.

No, they probally asked thousands of people but only showed the ones who got it wrong.

See, anyone who draws dick-related objects is gay.

wait...

Fine.

Idiot-911

At 10/18/07 04:01 PM, Roastmasters wrote: bobs name was in green? I mean hes supposed to be an adminastrator right? and adminastraters names are red right? then why was his name green as if he was just a mod?

Because Tom caught him with April.

Don't ban me!

I think about whatever the girl must be thinking about, and how I can physcally manifest and molest her.

All this has led me to wonder if Runescape will take alt codes as passwords...

Find out for me.

At 10/17/07 09:53 PM, Gustavos wrote:

At 4/24/06 06:02 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote: I've seen it like once, not that great, real porn is much better. Im 15...

I agree, real porn is way better. The hentai you'd find ussually is just bad drawings of women or stick figures with nothing but big boobs. Not that satisfying, I'm 13

I beg to differ

WARNING: NSFW

I love hentai.

Why?

I like little girls, I don't like the FBI.

15.

At 10/17/07 09:43 PM, xXsharkxsayxhelloXx wrote: I think it makes most guys look better, actually.

Except for black men.

You forgot about Jamacia, or however it's spelled, I don't really care.