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At 9/21/08 11:02 PM, Malachy wrote: Yes. It's madness day.

Lets try to throw your piss fits in here, K? K.

fucking peice of fuck shit cock tits ass anal fag motherfucker cunt shit dick fuckers bitch ass titty fucker shit covered fuck pillow.

Yea, I think your thread's working.

At 9/22/08 06:49 AM, iscrulz wrote: I think white should be exterminated. I am 100% Caucasian so I am not a racist. Heres how no whites are allowed to mate with each other. Since America still believes in the one drop rule whites can only mate with blacks, Latinos, middle easterners, Africans, and Indians. In 90 years the white devil will be obliterated from this planet.

What?

...What the hell?

Whites mate with each other all the time.
Saying you're not racist for that is also pretty ignorant, as you can apperentally hate wite people and have it be okay, just because you're white, but if you hated blacks, which would be the same damn thing, you'd be wrong.

This is newgrounds.

It exists because fapping is okay.

At 9/4/08 12:33 AM, TwistedPersonality wrote:

At 9/4/08 12:29 AM, dark-knight-link wrote:

You're going to run out of mid-body strenght sometime during those 12 hours.

Then what would you do? Fap.

I won't even have sexual desire by then, and pornstars enjoy waking up the tool.

so no, fap is still not an option.

Well fine, but at some point, I would fap. Fapping helps me think anyway.

At 9/4/08 12:30 AM, Grubby wrote: If you guys really want to ruin your health for some temporary relief and pleasures, go ahead.

I'm not ruining my lungs.

That's Tobacco, not weed.

At 9/4/08 12:27 AM, TwistedPersonality wrote:

At 9/4/08 12:22 AM, dark-knight-link wrote: You're telling me you wouldn't fap? An NGer telling someone they wouldn't fap is like putting your newborn baby child in a bears mouth. It's stupid.

I wouldn't masturbate you idiot, I'd bang her everytime I could. Maybe even discover new positions! C'mon, you tell me. You can't just sit there and do nothing with her.

And I'd make swallow a timebomb to my son before offering it to the bear.

....or manbearpig?

You're going to run out of mid-body strenght sometime during those 12 hours.

Then what would you do? Fap.

Chavs are pretty much Wiggers.

They act tough but in the end they can't do shit.

At 9/4/08 12:19 AM, TwistedPersonality wrote:

At 9/4/08 12:13 AM, dark-knight-link wrote: Well this is a hard one.

I'd have to say...

Well hell I don't know, just give me a pornstar so I could fap.

So you have a porn star 12 hours alone with you in a room and all you do is fap?

loser...

You're telling me you wouldn't fap? An NGer telling someone they wouldn't fap is like putting your newborn baby child in a bears mouth. It's stupid.

Well this is a hard one.

I'd have to say...

Well hell I don't know, just give me a pornstar so I could fap.

Man, those things gonna take us back to the 60's...

Let's chow down untill you can't see any more penis on NG.

The only thing weed can lead too is being fat, and that's just if you can't control the munchies.

Though I also heard if you can control 'em, the fat cells will be burned off by the weed and cause you to lose weight.

Lets look at the facts.

You can not overdose on weed.
Weed is not addicting, only the feeling is.
Weed can't kill you unless you're doing something very stupid while high, but beer does that more.
If you do any drugs while on weed, you would have done them nontheless, unless your dealer spikes it, which is not the weeds fault, it's greeds fault.

I see nothing wrong with it.

Fap.

Wait, you don't like the yaoi talk...

Right...

Talk about lesbians. Lots and lots of lesbians.

Wait, there's a god?

...Has he been watching me fap?

It was the Trojans vs Preganacy.

Long story short, Trojans lost.

I don't have that many pictures.

But I'm the one on the left.

This is bad how?

I'd fap billions of times in a lifetime.

It would be awesome.

I love it.

Not a big fan of "Scream Aim Fire" though.

At 3/10/08 08:00 PM, Elios wrote: I hate that show, but this seemed appropriate.

Ironically I created this a few minutes ago.

At 3/10/08 07:56 PM, Yamor wrote:

At 3/10/08 07:54 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote: You aren't really going to hurt somebody with a boomerang.

What if it was a boomerang made of steel?

It would be too heavy and serve the same purpose a rock does.

And it would cost more.

Shit.

A beach during summer.

Rob Zombie would change his song from "Let it all Bleed Out" to "Let it all Drip Out" for sure.

At 12/16/07 12:05 AM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: Why the fuck are you getting into romance over a world where mushrooms make you 2x size and you harness the power of a plant to shoot fireballs whilst saving a slutty princess from a giant turtle?

A mushroom made me grow two times my normal size.

I was kinda dissapointed to find that it was grown from cow shit, though...

It's obvious that you need a sig like mine.

A sig that tells...

THE TRUTH!!!!!!!

Because men have a harmon in their ass juices that make dicks longer and thicker.

But really, it's because people are afrade of change.

I think something went wrong...

I would be a dicnadio.

A giant dick swirling around to create a vortex of wind.

I'd attack Japan for being so damn weird.

Hey, I didn't think anyone would mind.

I was feeling lonely that day.

At 3/2/08 09:37 PM, MinusNick wrote: Yeah, that's horrible. It just happens to be a US soldier, though. That doesn't mean all Americans are like that. I'm positive troops from other countries have done crap like that. It's just in some people's natures to be assholes.

One time British soldiers beat the holy hell out of some iraq kids for no reason.

I have a bald, white dick...

In my pants...

Seriously, it's biting my penis, get it out.