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Response to: The most racist joke I heard. Posted June 11th, 2010 in General

Why did the white man cross the road.

Cause you're all fucking adopted.

Response to: Create a worthless superhero Posted June 11th, 2010 in General

Gay man, with the power to look unbelievably fruity and see even the smallest of cocks regardless of location!

I'm pretty sure he goes to this site, now that I think about it.

Response to: So you think you're cool huh? Posted June 11th, 2010 in General

You know why I smoke weed?

For an erection that comes with a bone-shattering orgasm, yo.

Response to: How Did You Get Your Screen Name Posted June 11th, 2010 in General

I was you see, back 6 years ago when I was 10, it seemed like an awesome and bad-ass name
I've been using it ever sense.

Response to: what's your opinion on this girl? Posted June 11th, 2010 in General

She's not too bad for a girl.

Too bad you're gayer then me.

Response to: Lets sum up 2009 Posted December 16th, 2009 in General

BILLY MAYS.

NUFF SAID

Response to: First Public Sexual Act Posted December 16th, 2009 in General

I fingered and ate out my ex gf in a Food Lion parking lot once.

Then we had full-blown sex in front of like... 8 of my friends. One of them said it was like a "personal home porno"

Response to: Does this count as a rickroll? Posted October 25th, 2008 in General

I rickrolled my class when we where on the computers.

I got many strange and puzzled looks.

Response to: What do you think of Atheism Posted October 25th, 2008 in General

Christmas isn't even a Christan holiday, it's a Pagan holiday.

Christans stole it to convert more people.

Response to: What do you think of Atheism Posted October 25th, 2008 in General
At 10/25/08 07:38 PM, Duffi wrote:
At 10/25/08 07:36 PM, dark-knight-link wrote: The Islamic Theocracy of Newgrounds?
Did you just make a joke by playing with my religion? FUCK YOU INFIDEL RACIST ALUHA AKHBAR

You have me confused, my friend!

All praise be to Allah!

Response to: What do you think of Atheism Posted October 25th, 2008 in General
At 10/25/08 07:34 PM, Duffi wrote: I think Allah is almighty and anyone who crosses his path shall be put to death by the sword of the Prophet.

The Islamic Theocracy of Newgrounds?

Response to: What do you think of Atheism Posted October 25th, 2008 in General

One of the few types of people that make sense to me.

Me, my mom, and several of my friends are Atheists, so I'm good.

Response to: Those who make viruses Posted October 25th, 2008 in General

Because of this

Response to: What do you think of English People Posted October 25th, 2008 in General

Lets see here...

The sterotypes I know are...

Bad teeth
Bad taste in music
Good music-making (ironicly)
Idiots who just sound proper

Response to: A drug test in my school Posted October 25th, 2008 in General
At 10/25/08 06:53 PM, MyMonkey wrote: Next week. What should I do!?

Coke

Response to: Everything I click turns blue!!! Posted October 25th, 2008 in General

If your screens keep changing colors on you, you need to give me some of whatever you just did.

Response to: me and my girlfriends 6 months Posted October 25th, 2008 in General

Don't worry, this could all be worse.

You could be talking about 9 months. Then so much bitching and screaming that you'll probally put a gun to your head.

Have fun!

Response to: Show NG your desktop! Posted October 24th, 2008 in General

NEVERMIND, I ACTUALLY GOT IT TO WORK!!

Show NG your desktop!

Response to: Show NG your desktop! Posted October 24th, 2008 in General

I can't get it to work, for whatever reason.

BUT IT PWNS ALL OF YOU

Show NG your desktop!

Response to: megas xlr Posted October 24th, 2008 in General

Rembember Freakazoid?

Yet another cartoon that died sadly before its time.

Response to: Create- A - Banhammer Posted October 24th, 2008 in General

Wait, nevermind.

I found the BANCOCK

Create- A - Banhammer

Response to: Create- A - Banhammer Posted October 24th, 2008 in General
At 10/24/08 06:42 PM, YoungAndWise wrote: bancock.

This... would be soo awesome.

Response to: I demand an orange aura. Posted September 24th, 2008 in General

I want an orange arua.

Just for the hell of it.

Response to: should i eat it :O? Posted September 24th, 2008 in General

Maybe you will get showered in rewards now?

Response to: What defines a curse word? Posted September 23rd, 2008 in General
At 9/23/08 08:39 PM, Kingofkingz750 wrote: Ass = Donkey
Cock = Chicken
Bitch = Female Dog

Only Damn and Fuck don't have other meanings

Faggot = Bundle of sticks.

Faggot also means cigs.

Response to: Are You Religious? Posted September 23rd, 2008 in General

No religion. My faimily was religious, but no.

I read parts of the holy book. Don't have the time (or one anymore for that matter) to read the whole thing.

Response to: If you had a second life... Posted September 22nd, 2008 in General

I'd live in a lesbian porn video.

And I'd be a woman. With my mindwork.

yeaaaa boi.
Response to: whats wrong with my balls? *pics* Posted September 22nd, 2008 in General

Man, I would have loved to play with a set of balls like that.

Response to: MS paint your NG weapon! Posted September 22nd, 2008 in General

*cuts*

MS paint your NG weapon!

Response to: Tom Is God! Posted September 22nd, 2008 in General
At 9/22/08 03:43 PM, BlurrytheRuler wrote: Too much Evil in here.

God's killed the whole world several times over and made the Arch-Angle of Light rebel aginst him.

Yea, NG fits.

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