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Ed.
Edd.
And Eddy.

What happens when Edd goes on a murderous rampage and destroys the entire cul-de-sack?

Find out in our brand new movie.

Eddie Vs Kason. IN 3-D.

See what is under Edd's hat, where Ed gets his super-human powers from, and why Eddy never makes any money.

COMING THIS FRIDAY RIGHT UP YOUR RECTOM, BLASTING INSIDE YOU LIKE A MAN

I'd have gay sex with him.

It's a damn better idea then any of you faggots have said.

Plus, I'll get his man-juice money! It'll be worth millions!

My feet cut off eah? That doesn't sound too bad.

I mean, I could get my legs cut off, then I'd be screwed unless I found a way to make cybernetic attachments to the stubs.

I'd just get metal-clad fake feet that have metal joints at the ankle and in the middle of the foot.

Would be epic, and would make for some deadly nutkicks and/or cuntpunts.

Hey guys, Dark Knight Link here reporting on duty.

It turns out that after getting her legs cut off, a strange figure in a bear costume ran up, grabbed the 13-year-old girl, and took off.

We are unaware of the girls present location, all units be on the lookout for a man clad in a bear costume. He could be armed, is is very, very dangerous.

Also, it turns out 90% of girls have a rape fantasy. This bear-man (not be be confused with the notorious manbearpig) could be doing gods work.

Let us pray for the girls safety.

At 6/16/10 08:00 PM, fat-barry wrote: -Appropriate grammar is necessary.

kewl dud thx 4 dis info

i will us de right grammers

Can't I just rip off the hand of this witch I just killed with my penis?

By god that 48 hour shit made it as hard as a rams left horn.

4chan... invade a real place... and hurt people physically?

Ummm... wut?

They do shit for the lulz man, not for mindless chaos.

On top of the hill.

THIS
IS
FIIIIIIIITTTTTTTNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

If that doesn't help then say goodbye to ever having a good body.

Get Drunk
???
Profit.

Well then, you keep thinking that.

My piss usually gets stinkier and attracts bugs, but hey, whatever.

Oh my god I was a fucking retard back then.

At 6/12/10 11:40 AM, Igotaname13 wrote:

At 6/12/10 11:35 AM, dark-knight-link wrote:

So in short, the names of the disorders are bullshit, but the disorders themselves exist?

Everyone has a disorder, but you can't say that a group of people have Bipolar Disorder, it effects them in different ways. Since the brain is so complex the differences in people is vague.You can't blanket everything.

Okay, now I'm starting to see where you're coming from.

But look at it this way, everyone's brain has filters. Filters that tell them not to do some actions. What happens when someone's mind is lacking one or more of these filters? Disorder.

No two minds work alike. I got a pretty fucked up mind but my mind filters reason me to a normal human level.

Pretty much a disorder is any removal of a filter in a normal human's mind that keeps them from being able to operate normally in modern human life.

I will admit, it sounds a lot like mind control, and hell could even be such an act. But the removal of filters speaks for itself!

At 6/12/10 11:34 AM, Igotaname13 wrote:

At 6/12/10 11:32 AM, dark-knight-link wrote: Now I do not know the reasoning for most mental disorders, but just know that a human, when put under stress, can have their brain remove all of this goodie two-shoes bullshit force-fed into them at birth.

That is the thing. Personality disorders are bullshit because you can't put a name on how someones brain works.

So in short, the names of the disorders are bullshit, but the disorders themselves exist?

Listen up and listen well.

The human mind is a complicated thing. There is this thing in your mind that urges, no mater what, for survival.

If you are pushed to extreme limits, your instinctive habits come and take over. In other words, "lulz dud u sux, gtfo and let me do it".

Now I do not know the reasoning for most mental disorders, but just know that a human, when put under stress, can have their brain remove all of this goodie two-shoes bullshit force-fed into them at birth.

I knew this shit forever.

I just consider extremists to be trolls, thus doing everything for the lulz.

Look at life like this, and you will become a happier man.

Well you see NG, there's a funny story about Lady Gaga.

Hangin' out back at around the times of the first electric cars, the government had an idea. They decided to create a woman, but not a normal woman, a woman... with a penis.

They figured that if they could send this woman out to whore herself in enemy lands that the victims, after realizing they just paid to sleep with someone with a penis, would go out back and kill themselves. The American way. With a gun.

However, this test subject escaped into the general population. In an attempt to keep the government from finding her, she devoted her life to music. Now, being a test subject designed purely to be a trap, her musical understanding was poor, at best, however she used the hidden power that the government had implanted in her. The ability to whore herself out to an entire population with no shame or remorse. The Human race ate it all up like the sick bastards they are.

Now living her life in the public eye, the government has no time to go and recapture her. She is safe, for now.

As you may have noticed, her life in the government's test tubes has also made her rather unknowing of modern life's "normalitys". Thus she wears shit like telephones in her hair.

Thus ends this statement of fact. Learn well, little Newgrounders.

At 6/11/10 09:22 PM, PEN1SPOW3R wrote: lies i have the penis power that can rape any niga bear

My penis would tear your ass to tiny bits.
Sorry.

At 6/11/10 09:20 PM, Metal-Loving-Medic wrote:

At 6/11/10 09:19 PM, slingshot14 wrote:
I'm still confused. Are you showing a friend what Newgrounds is like what?

YES! Couldn't have said it better myself!

Literally...

OH.

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

COCK JOKE

At 6/11/10 09:19 PM, fuckallatheists wrote: ehh i bet you couldn't kill a black bear no matter how strong you are.

You've never seen my majestic penis, have you?

At 6/11/10 09:16 PM, Metal-Loving-Medic wrote: This is somewhat of a shoutout? Maybe? How to explain...

I want to show someone how you all act on a normal day?

Is that better...?

OH.

I'll be back at 8 to give you amazingly rough, hard buttsecks.

Take care now.

Hey random person that I have never met before!

Please enjoy your item(s), and I'll be back at 8 to give you amazingly rough, hard buttsecks.

Take care now.

At 6/11/10 09:05 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote:

At 6/11/10 08:59 PM, 3dog14 wrote:

At 6/11/10 08:58 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIINNNNNSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1 !on1e!!!

You win the thread

Shut up dumb-ass '09er

Stfu you faggot '08er.

I liked that '09er.

PENIS GOOD TIME NOW!

At 6/11/10 08:18 PM, Arctic-Zone wrote:

At 6/11/10 08:14 PM, dark-knight-link wrote: retards bread

I stopped being a retard, and now I'm laughing at this.

This is my punishment for rushing that.

Or my theory is right and I'm a dumb-ass because of it.

Although retards bread could be a nifty little foodstuff, TOO THE BREAD FACTORY!

Well my dear friends and fellow single men, I am fairly sure that if you look at the graphs made here, you will see the average amount of scientific thoughts that humans have during their lifespan.

As you can see here, humans are getting a lot fucking dumber as time goes by, and I have a rational and very reasonable and 100% not made-up reason for why this is.

You see, when it comes to mating women are becoming more interested in the asshole, idiot jock rather then the smarter nerd-type character.

This means that most of the human offspring have retarded jock fathers who have let their entire body go by age 30.

Also, if you will look over here, women, in their pursuit to become equal to men, have instead went to become individuals. In trying to do this, they instead just stopped making thoughts for themselves, and turned the female race into a group of slutty broads, which has made this type of woman the main target for jocks looking to mate.

So as you see, the smart men and women are dying alone, while the idiots of the bunch are making babies with one another. The intelligent men and women are dying off, while the retards bread their super-retard babies.

I have made a statement of fact that none of you can deny.

At 6/11/10 08:02 PM, NoxDexus wrote:

At 6/11/10 08:01 PM, dark-knight-link wrote: You see young child.

Once upon a time on the Newgrounds, there was a massive orgy of hundreds of hundreds of lonely men.

With all the drugs took, and all the hot man-secks, the cum burst forth creating a post.

And ye and behold, as it was the best post ever made.

fuck yo mutha

Your idea of a man-woman relationship makes me feel rather sick, my dear friend.

At 6/11/10 08:03 PM, Ultor wrote:

At 6/11/10 05:23 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Oh no drugs this must automaticly be about us thinking we are cool.

Drugs dont make anybody cool

there for fucking retards

who would spend ALL that money

for a temporary high?

I've spent like, $25 on drugs my entire life.
And I spent like, one year of my life high. I know too many druggies.

You see young child.

Once upon a time on the Newgrounds, there was a massive orgy of hundreds of hundreds of lonely men.

With all the drugs took, and all the hot man-secks, the cum burst forth creating a post.

And ye and behold, as it was the best post ever made.

At 6/11/10 12:43 PM, MrFinland wrote: I'd dance 'til sunset.

Finally. Someone here gets the idea.